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Milk Jug Art

Putting a face to recycled milk cartons

Milk Jug Art thanks to Theressa Nutting

Milkonomics 101 for the holidays

Milk Jug Art thanks to Theressa Nutting

"My snowmen for the front doorstep! Yes I am that cheap, milk cartons vs store bought decorations! Toques were 50 cents each at the Thrift store :)" - Theressa Nutting

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No Sane man will dance. - Cicero

Dancing is silent poetry. - Simonides

Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

Any idealism is a proper subject for art. - Lafcadio Hearn

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

The job of the artist is always to deepen the mystery. - Francis Bacon

Life is a dance. Mindfulness is witnessing that dance. - Amit Ray

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? - George Carlin

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out my nose. - Woody Allen

The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner

Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other milk. - Ogden Nash

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

Riding: The art of keeping a horse between yourself and the ground - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Homer has taught all other poets the art of telling lies skillfully. - Aristotle

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

We are all apprentices in a craft where no one ever becomes a master. - Ernest Hemingway

The role of the artist today is to defend feeling against the machine. - Marty Rubin

Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known. - Oscar Wilde

The art challenges the technology, and the technology inspires the art. - John Lasseter

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

Fine art is that in which the hand, the head, and the heart go together. - John Ruskin

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

A portrait is a picture in which there is something wrong with the mouth. - Eugene Speicher

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. - Bernard M Baruch

Dance till the stars come down from the rafters! Dance, Dance, Dance till you drop! - W H Auden

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

No great artist ever sees things as they really are. If he did, he would cease to be an artist. - Oscar Wilde

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

In the cycle of a great civilization, the artist begins as priest, and ends as a clown or buffoon. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The art of storytelling is reaching its end because the epic slice of truth, wisdom, is dying out. - Walter Benjamin

A creative artist works on his next composition because he was not satisfied with his previous one. - Dmitri Shostakovich

When we traded the buffalo for a mare, we had no milk to drink, and we still had droppings to clean up. - Punjab Proverb

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

A designer is an emerging synthesis of artist, inventor, mechanic, objective economist and evolutionary strategist. - R. Buckminster Fuller

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music, then in that respect you can call me that. - John Lennon

I was not naturally talented. I didn't sing, dance or act, though working around that minor detail made me inventive. - Steve Martin

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

The greatest achievement of humanity is not its works of art, science, or technology, but the recognition of its own dysfunction. - Eckhart Tolle

Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level. - Bob Hope

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis


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