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Milky Way

Is their life on Mars? Is Milky Way the best?

Milky Way thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Not so long ago, in a not so far away galaxy...

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She stood in tears amid the alien corn. - John Keats

For NASA, space is still a high priority. - Dan Quayle

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

I owe it all to little chocolate doughnuts. - John Belushi

Coffee,chocolate, men. The richer the better! - Unknown

Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown

Anything is good if it's made of chocolate. - Jo Brand

I would like to die on Mars. Just not on impact. - Elon Musk

We have chocolate in common - that's enough. - Rachel Hollis

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown

To me, chocolate was the sole reason we on this earth. - Esi Edugyan

If chocolate is the answer, the question is irrelevant. - Kim Knott

If there's no chocolate in Heaven, I'm not going. - Jane Seabrook

To chocolate or not to chocolate... is there any question? - Unknown

It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst

Getting to Mars is a problem. Falling in love is a mystery. - Ravi Zacharias

Coffee and chocolate - the inventor of mocha should be sainted. - Cherise Sinclair

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies. - Unknown

It is sheer laziness not compressing thought into a reasonable space. - Winston Churchill

Space is almost infinite. As a matter of fact, we think it is infinite. - Dan Quayle

Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment. - Unknown

I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman

The 12-step chocolate program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! - Terry Moore

Chocolate comes from coco, which is a tree - that makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad. - Unknown

Just be yourself, and hopefully they can shape an epic space adventure around exactly who you are. - Chris Pratt

Reading a good book in silence is like eating chocolate for the rest of your life and never getting fat. - Becca Fitzpatrick

Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling

I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Jack Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. - Muhammad Ali

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

Thanksgiving is the language of heaven, and we had better start to learn it if we are not to be mere dumb aliens there. - AJ Gossip

The really wonderful thing that happened to me when I was in space was this feeling of belonging to the entire universe. - Mae Jemison

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

Whenever I have a spare second, I'm in the kitchen whipping up a batch of cookies. I make a mean batch of chocolate chippers. - Karlie Kloss

I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet. - Amy Neftzger

If Aliens visit us, the outcome would be much as when Columbus landed in America, which didn't turn out well for the Native Americans. - Stephen Hawking


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