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Milky Way

Is their life on Mars? Is Milky Way the best?

Milky Way thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Not so long ago, in a not so far away galaxy...

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Chocolate never faileth. - Annette Lyon

For NASA, space is still a high priority. - Dan Quayle

Space ails us moderns: we are sick with space. - Robert Frost

I would like to die on Mars. Just not on impact. - Elon Musk

It does seem like the chocolate brings good luck. - Lauren Oliver

I've never met a chocolate I didn't like. - Unknown

If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast. - Laini Taylor

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

I'm not overweight, I'm chocolate enriched. - Unknown

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

I'd give up chocolate but I'm not a quitter. - Unknown

Things are getting worse. Please send more chocolate. - Unknown

Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown

If chocolate is the answer, the question is irrelevant. - Kim Knott

I only have two passions: space exploration and hip hop. - Buzz Aldrin

To chocolate or not to chocolate... is there any question? - Unknown

When we don't have the words, chocolate can speak volumes. - Joan Bauer

Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions. Chocolate understands. - Unknown

Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go. - Truman Capote

Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies. - Unknown

In Heaven, chocolate has no calories and is served as the main course. - Unknown

Space is almost infinite. As a matter of fact, we think it is infinite. - Dan Quayle

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. - Charles M. Schulz

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out. - Zig Ziglar

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

Whenever I have a spare second, I'm in the kitchen whipping up a batch of cookies. I make a mean batch of chocolate chippers. - Karlie Kloss

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. - Mel Gibson

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker


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