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Milky Way

Is their life on Mars? Is Milky Way the best?

Milky Way thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Not so long ago, in a not so far away galaxy...

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Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

It's never too late for chocolate. - Unknown

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

I owe it all to little chocolate doughnuts. - John Belushi

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown

Space ails us moderns: we are sick with space. - Robert Frost

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

Caramels are a fad. Chocolate is a permanent thing. - Milton Hershey

Weekend forecast: crafting with a chance of chocolate. - Unknown

If there's no chocolate in Heaven, I'm not going. - Jane Seabrook

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators. - Will Rogers

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. - Roseanne Barr

Coffee and chocolate - the inventor of mocha should be sainted. - Cherise Sinclair

Chocolate is medicinal. I just did another study that confirms it. - Michelle M. Pillow

In Heaven, chocolate has no calories and is served as the main course. - Unknown

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

Chocolate is something you take for granted until you don't have any. - Marja McGraw

The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. - Larry Niven

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman

What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Some people are chocolate and sweets people. I love French fried. That and caviar. - Cameron Diaz

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare... neither knew chocolate. - Sandra Boynton

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

Cyberspace can't compensate for real space. We benefit from chatting to people face to face. - Jonathan Sacks

There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest. - Nanci Rathbun

I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Jack Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. - Muhammad Ali

The really wonderful thing that happened to me when I was in space was this feeling of belonging to the entire universe. - Mae Jemison

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

Put 'eat chocolate' at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done. - Unknown

Whenever I have a spare second, I'm in the kitchen whipping up a batch of cookies. I make a mean batch of chocolate chippers. - Karlie Kloss

The English eat all sorts of birds - pigeons, ducks, sparrows - but if you tell them you eat puffin, you might as well come from Mars. - Bjork

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta


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