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Oh, so they have internet on computers now! - Homer Simpson

I took the initiative in creating the internet. - Al Gore

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

In heaven all the interesting people are missing. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

People will believe anything they read on the internet. - Abraham Lincoln

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

Love ceases to be a puzzle the moment you find the missing piece. - Olaotan Fawehinmi

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

Has anyone noticed that in heaven all the interesting men are missing? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments. - Steven Wright

Spending time with you showed me what I’ve been missing in my life. - Nicholas Sparks

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

When a person doesn't have gratitude, something is missing in his or her humanity. - Elie Wiesel

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

Never be afraid to laugh at yourself. After all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century. - Dame Edna Everage

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in. - Alan Alda

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

The problem is that we always look for the missing piece of the puzzle instead of finding a place for the one in our hand. - Alina Radoi

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette

We ourselves feel that what we are doing is just a drop in the ocean. But the ocean would be less because of the missing drop. - Mother Teresa

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

The problem with the internet is that it gives you everything - reliable material and crazy material. So the problem becomes, how do you discriminate? - Umberto Eco


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