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The computer is a moron. - Peter F Drucker

Absentee: A missing golfing peg - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

We don't need nukes. We have the internet. - Alice Minium

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

In heaven all the interesting people are missing. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Ecrastinate: Checking your e-mail just one more time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. - Jeff Pesis

It only rains straight down. God doesn't do windows. - Steven Wright

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

If you don't think every day is a good day, just try missing one. - Cavett Robert

Has anyone noticed that in heaven all the interesting men are missing? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments. - Steven Wright

Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor

Keyboard Plaque: The disgusting buildup of dirt and crud found on computer keyboards - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

When a person doesn't have gratitude, something is missing in his or her humanity. - Elie Wiesel

I almost sent you a real birthday card but thankfully my internet connection came back. - Unknown

Internet: The best library in the world, but with all its books strewn across the floor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

Closed in a room, my imagination becomes the universe, and the rest of the world is missing out. - Criss Jami

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

Never be afraid to laugh at yourself. After all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century. - Dame Edna Everage

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

People enjoy the interaction on the internet, and the feeling of belonging to a group that does something interesting. - Linus Torvalds

The new information technology (Internet and e-mail) have practically eliminated the physical costs of communications. - Peter F Drucker

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell

We ourselves feel that what we are doing is just a drop in the ocean. But the ocean would be less because of the missing drop. - Mother Teresa

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

The majority of people who don't have Internet don't have the Internet because they don't know why they want to use the Internet. - Mark Zuckerberg

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

Cell phones, mobile e-mail, and all the other cool and slick gadgets can cause massive losses in our creative output and overall productivity. - Robin S Sharma

The problem with the internet is that it gives you everything - reliable material and crazy material. So the problem becomes, how do you discriminate? - Umberto Eco


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