Mommy's Diet

Mamogram: A telegram to Mom - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mother is a verb, not a noun. - Shonda Rhimes

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

Necessity is the mother of taking chances. - Mark Twain

A child's first teacher is its mother. - Peng Liyuan

My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs. - BJ Penn

An ounce of mother is worth a pound of clergy. - Spanish Proverb

The best place to cry is on a mother's arms. - Jodi Picoult

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

My mom had a very difficult childhood. My childhood. - Cindy Marzahn

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, I am my mother after all. - Unknown

All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel mother. - Abraham Lincoln

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

Mother is the home we come from. She is nature, soil, ocean. - Erich Fromm

Life doesn't come with a manual. It comes with a mother. - Unknown

I'm so ugly my mother had morning sickness - AFTER I was born. - Rodney Dangerfield

The story of a mother's life: trapped between a scream and a hug. - Cathy Guisewite

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

I'm an emotional eater. When I get upset, my diet goes out the window. - Kelly Osbourne

Couch Potato: What Mom finds under the sofa cushions after the kids eat dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

I want to stay curled and cosied and chocolated... forever in my mother's arms. - Sanober Khan

Enthusiasm is the mother of effort, and without it nothing great was ever achieved. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Mother is the heartbeat in the home; and without her, there seems to be no heart throb. - Leroy Brownlow

The only place you’re sure to find love is at the end of a letter from your mother. - Bruce Lansky

My mom always said, "Don't say if I make it", say, "When I make it!" - Mariah Carey

Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

My mother gave me my drive, but my father gave me my dreams. Thanks to him, I could see a future. - Liza Minnelli

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

There is an endearing tenderness in the love of a mother to a son that transcends all other affections of the heart. - Washington Irving

Hope is the companion of power, and mother of success; for who so hopes strongly has within him the gift of miracles. - Samuel Smiles

Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart

A mother's heart, a mother's faith, and a mother's steadfast love were fashioned by the angels and sent from God above. - Unknown

The remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served us nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. - Calvin Trillin

The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake

Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling