Mommy's Diet

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

The dieting wars have got to stop. - Lady Gaga

A mother's love endures through all. - Washington Irving

Mine is the least fat diet in the world. - Pierre Dukan

Inner silence is the mother of all talents. - Ravi Shankar

Me and your mother ain't no duke or duke-ess. - Archie Bunker

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

The best part of him ran down his mother's legs. - Jackie Gleason

I've probably tried every fad diet in the world. - Jenna Ushkowitz

This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. - Erma Bombeck

Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker

Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray. - Irv Kupcinet

All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel mother. - Abraham Lincoln

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

Blaming mother is just a negative way of clinging to her still. - Nancy Friday

I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother. - WC Fields

Adam was the luckiest man in the world - he had no mother-in-law. - Sholom Aleichem

Be kind to your mother-in-law but pay for her board at some good hotel. - Josh Billings

No one else, ever, will think you're great the way your mother does. - Mary Matalin

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated by any other means. - Maimonides

The only mothers it is safe to forget on Mother's Day are the good ones. - Mignon McLaughlin

Today is the anniversary of you being expelled from your mother's uterus. - Unknown

The majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn't finish. - Carrie Underwood

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

Juicing isn't about binging and cleansing; I try to incorporate it into a balanced diet. - Eddie Huang

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity. - Agatha Christie

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson

No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed. - Godfrey Winn

A man never sees all that his mother has been to him until it's too late to let her know that he sees it. - W D Howells

There has never been, nor will there ever be, anything quite so special as the love between a mother and a son. - Unknown

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

Makeup: Lipstick, eyeliner, blush which ironically makes Mom look better while making her young daughter look 'like a tramp' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com