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Mommy's Diet

Some families find it difficult to survive diets

Mommy's Diet thanks to Mike King

Choosing a healthy diet plan for Mom

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Mother is a verb, not a noun. - Shonda Rhimes

Inner silence is the mother of all talents. - Ravi Shankar

Bagdad: What mother did when she met father - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sons are the anchors of a mother's life. - Sophocles

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

A mother understands what a child does not say. - Jewish Proverb

Diets are for those who are thick and tired of it. - Unknown

My mother told me a million times not to exaggerate. - Unknown

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. - Erma Bombeck

Being a mother is an attitude, not a biological relation. - Robert A. Heinlein

Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. - Hubert Humphrey

A mother's arms are more comforting than anyone else's. - Princess Diana

I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother. - WC Fields

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

New mother - they get a sense of waddya call, "the maternals." - Archie Bunker

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. - Groucho Marx

I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport. - Henny Youngman

The majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn't finish. - Carrie Underwood

Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield

My mom always said, "You'd rather have smile lines than frown lines." - Cindy Crawford

Every single diet I ever fell off of was because of potatoes and gravy of some sort. - Dolly Parton

I not only think we tamper with Mother Nature, I think that Mother Nature wants us to. - Willard Gatlin

The Iron Curtain may be a thing of the past, but Mother Russia is as mysterious as ever. - Robert Gottlieb

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

By the time a woman realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong. - Unknown

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope

Hope is the companion of power, and mother of success; for who so hopes strongly has within him the gift of miracles. - Samuel Smiles

In Hollywood, you play a mom, and the next thing you know, you're on The Golden Girls. They age you so fast. - Gabrielle Union

My mother reads the obituary page every day, but she could never understand how people always die in alphabetical order. - Frank Carson

To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power. Or the climbing, falling colors of a rainbow. - Maya Angelou

It takes someone really brave to be a mother, someone strong to raise a child, and someone special to love someone more than herself. - Unknown

I'm off the diet, but not the treadmill. I speak as someone who's attempted to lose weight and get fit thrice before in my life. - Ronnie Screwvala

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

My daily diet consists of basically anything I think looks tasty, whether that's pizza, sushi, burgers, quesadillas. I like everything. - Cameron Dallas

The most beautiful word on the lips of mankind is the word 'Mother', and the most beautiful call is the call of 'My Mother'. - Kahlil Gibran

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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