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Money Machine

It takes your money and gives you nothing in return - sound familiar?

Money Machine thanks to Mike King

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Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

How much money is enough? - Talmud

Money is the best cosmetic. - International Proverb

Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan

A fool and his money are soon parted. - English Proverb

Too much money ain't enough money. - Lil Wayne

All money is tainted, tain't none of it mine. - Thomas F. McGuire

Manicurist: A girl who makes money hand over fist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Waitress: A woman who thinks money grows on trays - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it. - Kin Hubbard

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

Business, that's easily defined - it's other people's money. - Peter F Drucker

There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either. - Robert Graves

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years. - Henry Fielding

There is a certain Buddhistic calm that comes from having money in the bank. - Tom Robbins

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

Time is money, especially when you're talking to a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe-kster

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

It's not about money. It's about the people you have, and how you're led. - Steve Jobs

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front. - Milton Berle

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to. - Alexander Pope

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket. - Ambrose Bierce

Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right. - Kurt H Adler

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty per cent of publicity. - Lauren Bacall

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

We so often achieve success or financial independence after the chief reason for which we sought it has passed away. - Ellen Glasgow

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. - Robert Anderson

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki


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