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Money Machine

It takes your money and gives you nothing in return - sound familiar?

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Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

He who marries for money earns it. - Hebrew Proverb

Bribery: Using money as a blindfold - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The love of evil is the root of all money. - American Proverb

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

Heartbreak is a loss. Divorce is a piece of paper. - Taylor J Reid

I can't afford to die - I'd lose too much money. - George Burns

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood

A grandfather carries pictures where his money used to be. - Joe-kster

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. - Henny Youngman

Anybody who thinks money will make you happy hasn't got money. - David Geffen

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

I'm worth far too much money. I don't need anybody's money. - Donald Trump

Cash Flow: The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only point in making money is, you can tell some big shot where to go. - Humphrey Bogart

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffett

Money can't buy you happiness? Well, check this out: I bought myself a happy meal. - Paul F Taylor

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you. - Kin Hubbard

In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty per cent of publicity. - Lauren Bacall

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

My family didn't have a lot of money, and I'm grateful for that. Money is the longest route to happiness. - Evangeline Lilly

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

Habits are like financial capital - forming one today is an investment that will automatically give out returns for years to come. - Shawn Anchor

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump


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