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Out of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku

Water is the only drink for a wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

Hard Water: The scientific name for ice - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's the hottest thing on television. - Donald Trump

Kettle Drum: What musicians boil water in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

A tear is made of 1% water and 99% feelings. - Unknown

Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me! - Homer Simpson

Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly

Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop. - Mark Zuckerberg

A mixture of brandy and water spoils two good things. - Charles Lamb

Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb

Television is a medium because anything well done is rare. - Fred Allen

Sex on television can't hurt you - unless you fall off. - Unknown

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields

Television is called a medium because anything good on it is rare. - Fred Allen

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers

Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless. - Nicolas Chamfort

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

Television was not intended to make human beings vacuous, but it is an emanation of their vacuity. - Malcolm Muggeridge

TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland

When the clergyman's daughter
Drinks nothing but water
She's certain to finish on gin. - Rudyard Kipling

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight. - Milton Berle

Television: The device that brings into your living room characters you would never allow in your living room. - Red Skelton

There is no way you can get people to believe you on screen if they know who you really are through television. - Jack Nicholson

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

The average family spends 30 hours in front of a television, and they say they don't have the time to have a balanced, integrated life. - Stephen Covey

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey

I could never have imagined that firing 67 people on national television would actually make me more popular, especially with the younger generation. - Donald Trump


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