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It's the hottest thing on television. - Donald Trump

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

The water doesn't know how old you are. - Dara Torres

Water that does not move is always shallow. - Sami Proverb

Television has raised writing to a new low. - Samuel Goldwyn

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

Bed is like the womb, only drier and with better TV reception. - Linda Richman

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb

If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins

Entertainment is a thing of the past, today we've got television. - Archie Bunker

TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

Television: a medium. So called because it's neither rare nor well done. - Ernie Kovacs

I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts. - Orson Welles

When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

For those of you watching who do not have television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2. - David Coleman

So many people are on television that don't know me, and they're like experts on me. - Donald Trump

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight. - Milton Berle

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

After all, when a stone is dropped into a pond, the water continues quivering even after the stone has sunk to the bottom. - Arthur Golden

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend


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