Moose Police

I feel as fit as a bull moose. - Theodore Roosevelt

Moose are the squirrels of Alaska. - Tim Moon

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

Pound for pound, the moose is the leanest ruminant on earth. - Daniel M Ortberg

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett

A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. I'll take an angry moose any day. - Don Kardong

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson

Every creature is better alive than dead, men and moose and pine trees, and he who understands it aright will rather preserve its life than destroy it. - Henry David Thoreau

If you want to go foraging into the wilds of Canada without proper gear, you deserve what you get, even if that happens to include being attacked by an undead moose. - Mira Grant