Moosejaw Driver

Bad Driver: The person you run into. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never underestimate the value of cold cash. - Gregory Nunn

Acting is standing up naked and turning around slowly. - Rosalind Russell

There are few nudities so objectionable as the naked truth. - Agnes Repplier

The naked truth is always better than the best dressed lie. - Unknown

All my available funds are completely tied up in ready cash. - WC Fields

Eros will have naked bodies; Friendship naked personalities. - C S Lewis

Destiny is a Paris driver pushing a taxicab with my name on it. - Frank Dane

Taxi Driver: Worker who earns a living by driving customers away - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A man in love is like a clipped coupon - it's time to cash in. - Mae West

The merry year is born, like the bright berry from the naked thorn. - Hartley Coleridge

A real New Yorker likes the sound of a garbage truck in the morning. - R.L. Stine

If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck. - Jackie Mason

LAN: To borrow as in, 'Hey Delbert! LAN me yore truck.'” - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Window: 1. A looking-out glass; 2. Place in the truck to hang your guns. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Cash Flow: The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain

You ain't going nowhere, son. You ought to go back to driving a truck. - Jim Denny

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light. - Henry Morgan

Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead. - Tommy Bolt

The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown

It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffett

A failure is a man who has blundered but is not able to cash in on the experience. - Elbert Hubbard

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

Yesterday is a cancelled check. Today is cash on the line. Tomorrow is a promissory note. - Hank Stram

Yesterday is a canceled check; tomorrow is a promissory note; today is ready cash - use it. - Kay Lyons

The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. - Jay Leno

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

How little you know about the age you live in if you think that honey is sweeter than cash in hand. - Ovid

Everything's challenging for me, singing-wise. I'm like an old truck with one gear left on it. - Michael McDonald

Unlucky: Crossing the street to avoid walking under a ladder and getting hit by a truck full of horseshoes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

I refuse to believe in three things: cash, clock, and calendar. You should never be enslaved by these three. - Sharad Sagar

Truck Driver: 1. A man who has the opportunity to run into so many nice people; 2. A guy who goes the route. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Yesterday is a cancelled check; tomorrow is a promissory note; today is the only cash you have - so spend it wisely. - Unknown

She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton

Jawjuh: (Southern) A highly flammable state just north of Florida. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck." - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't let the age on your driver's license determine your season in life. Everyone's growing seasons look a bit different. - Vicki Kuyper