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Morgan Freeman

Celebrity actor makes good by playing on his name

Morgan Freeman thanks to Keith Blake

It's all in the name

Morgan Freeman thanks to Keith Blake

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Every man under his own fig tree. - Hebrew Saying

If a man does his best, what else is there? - George S Patton

He is a self-made man and worships his creator. - John Bright

Never trust the advice of a man in difficulties. - Aesop

As iron sharpens iron, one man sharpens another. - Bible

You must believe in free will; there is no choice. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

No man can think clearly when his fists are clinched. - G.J. Nathan

That man is truly good who knows his own dark places. - Beowulf

Of all times in time of war the press should be free. - William Borah

Centaur: A man with a horse where his pants ought to be - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? - George Carlin

No man goes before his time ... unless the boss leaves early. - Groucho Marx

The man who strikes first admits that his ideas have given out. - Chinese Proverb

Whatever the mind of man can conceive and believe, it can achieve. - Napoleon Hill

Sometimes the poorest man leaves his children the richest inheritance. - Ruth E. Renkel

I preach as never sure to preach again, and as a dying man to dying men. - Richard Baxter

I have never in my life learned anything from any man who agreed with me. - Dudley Field Malone

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain

The trouble with being best man is you don't get a chance to prove it. - Les A Murray

The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him. - Oscar Wilde

If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he become disoriented? - George Carlin

We feel free when we escape - even when it be from the frying pan into the fire. - Eric Hoffer

There is sufficiency in the world for man's need but not for man's greed. - Mahatma Gandhi

I just invent, then wait until man comes around to needing what I've invented. - R Buckminster Fuller

Every man has his follies - and often they are the most interesting thing he has got. - Josh Billings

Stretching his hand up to reach the stars, too often man forgets the flowers at his feet. - Jeremy Bentham

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

Noel Coward: "Edna, you almost look like a man."
Ferber: "So do you." - Edna Ferber

Even a wise man knows doubt from time to time, it is the fool who allows it to rule his judgement. - Jennifer Hudock

I've never killed a man, but I've read many an obituary with a great deal of satisfaction. - Mark Twain

The first farmer was the first man, and all historic nobility rests on possession and use of land. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Character is that which reveals moral purposes, exposing the class of things man chooses or avoids. - Aristotle

What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith

The activist is not the man who says the river is dirty. The activist is the man who cleans up the river. - Ross Perot

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. - Albert Einstein

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich

The man who makes no mistakes lacks boldness and the spirit of adventure. He never tries anything new. He is a brake on the wheels of progress. - M.W. Larmour


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