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Morgan Freeman

Celebrity actor makes good by playing on his name

Morgan Freeman thanks to Keith Blake

It's all in the name

Morgan Freeman thanks to Keith Blake

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A good man is always a beginner. - Martial

A man like Verdi must write like Verdi. - Verdi

Lando's not a system he's a man! - Han Solo

Man always dies before he is fully born. - Erich Fromm

The man with no imagination has no wings. - Muhammad Ali

I am not an economist. I am an honest man! - Paul McCracken

Every man believes he has a greater possibility. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

They are not free who drag their chains after them. - French Proverb

For a just man falleth seven times, and riseth up again. - Proverbs 24:16

When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite. - Winston Churchill

The great man is one who never loses his child’s heart. - Mencius

Always be ready to speak your mind, and a base man will avoid you. - William Blake

There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of one's fellow man. - Groucho Marx

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

The trouble with free elections is, you never know who is going to get in. - Leonid Brezhnev

The concept of number is the obvious distinction between the beast and man. - Joseph de Maistre

The utmost extent of man's knowledge, is to know that he knows nothing. - Joseph Addison

A man can succeed at almost anything for which he has unlimited enthusiasm. - Charles Schwab

No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent. - Abraham Lincoln

I am an old man and have known many troubles, but most of them never happened. - Mark Twain

I'm a man. Men have got another thing... they got waddya call, a carnival instinct. - Archie Bunker

When I die I want my tombstone to offer free WiFi, just so people will visit more often. - Unknown

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

A person is always startled when he hears himself seriously called an old man for the first time. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. - Phyllis Diller

A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately

Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. - Kurt Vonnegut

It ain't enough that he's a Pinko and an atheist. You gonna turn him from a man to a morphadite? - Archie Bunker

Freedom is man's capacity to take a hand in his own development. It is our capacity to mold ourselves. - Rollo May

Beware of the man who does not return your blow: he neither forgives you nor allows you to forgive yourself. - George Bernard Shaw

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

Harold MacMillan is a very intelligent man, who, as so often happens in politics, achieved supreme power too late. - Malcolm Muggeridge

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin

Before a man speaks it is always safe to assume that he is a fool. After he speaks, it is seldom necessary to assume it. - H L Mencken

Cut out the free feed for the boss hogs at the public trough and the spill-over they've been leaving us. We'll manage. - Paul Harvey

A man’s life is interesting primarily when he has failed – I well know. For it’s a sign that he tried to surpass himself. - Georges Clemenceau

If we want a free and peaceful world, if we want to make the deserts bloom and man grow to greater dignity as a human being - we can do it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

A neurotic is a man who builds a castle in the air. A psychotic is the man who lives in it. And a psychiatrist is a man who collects the rent. - Lord Webb-Johnson

When you are called to a sick man, be sure you know what the matter is — if you do not know, nature can do a great deal better than you can guess. - Nicholas de Belleville

It is another's fault if he be ungrateful, but it is mine if I do not give. To find one thankful man, I will oblige a great many that are not so. - Seneca


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