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Morgan Freeman

Celebrity actor makes good by playing on his name

Morgan Freeman thanks to Keith Blake

It's all in the name

Morgan Freeman thanks to Keith Blake

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An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

Time ripens all things, no man is born wise. - Miguel de Cervantes

Truth is the highest thing that man may keep. - Chaucer

He was a bold man that first did eat an oyster. - Jonathan Swift

One man's meat is another man's poison. - Lucretius

They are not free who drag their chains after them. - French Proverb

As Unto The Bow The Cord Is, So Unto The Man Is Woman - Longfellow

Every man of genius is considerably helped by being dead. - Robert Lynd

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. - H L Mencken

No man knows how bad he is till he has tried very hard to be good. - C S Lewis

Nothing is more gratifying to the mind of man than power or dominion. - Joseph Addison

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

The first lesson a revolutionary must learn is that he is a doomed man. - Huey P. Newton

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy. - Frank Sinatra

Opposition may become sweet to a man when he has christened it persecution. - George Eliot

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

You cannot teach a man anything; you can only help him find it within himself. - Galileo Galilei

No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying. - Unknown

I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid. - Dorothy Parker

Show me a man with a tattoo and I'll show you a man with an interesting past. - Jack London

The successful man will profit from his mistakes and try again in a different way. - Dale Carnegie

A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it. - George Moore

An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There ain't no man can avoid being born average. But there ain't no man got to be common. - Satchel Paige

Nothing can move a man who is paid by the hour; how sweet the flight of time seems to his calm mind. - Charles D Warner

A man who thinks too much about his ancestors is like a potato - the best part of him is underground. - Henry Cooper

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong. - Charles Wadsworth

Drunk Man: "I can't bear fools."
Dorothy Parker: "Apparently your mother could." - Dorothy Parker

God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him. - Tara Reid

To be loved at first sight, a man should have at the same time something to respect and something to pity in his face. - Stendhal

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. - Horace Walpole

A man finds room in the few square inches of the face for the traits of all his ancestors; for the expression of all his history, and his wants. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway

Restlessness is discontent, and discontent is the first necessity of progress. Show me a thoroughly satisfied man, and I'll show you a failure. - Thomas Edison

Cannibal: 1. One who is fed up with people; 2. A person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter; 3. One who loves his fellow man with gravy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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