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Morgan Freeman

Celebrity actor makes good by playing on his name

Morgan Freeman thanks to Keith Blake

It's all in the name

Morgan Freeman thanks to Keith Blake

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Beware the fury of a patient man. - John Dryden

A man may learn wisdom even from a foe. - Aristophenes

No man's credit is as good as his money. - Ed Howe

It is best for the wise man not to seem wise. - Aeschylus

As iron sharpens iron, one man sharpens another. - Bible

There are lessons to be learned from a stupid man. - Horace

Free speech is a great idea, but we're in a war. - Lindsey Graham

A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval. - Mark Twain

Of all times in time of war the press should be free. - William Borah

As a moth gnaws a garment, so doth envy consume a man. - Saint John Chrysostom

A weeping man and a smiling woman are not to be trusted. - Indian Proverb

Free love is a black and white contradiction in two words. - G K Chesterton

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he lucky? - Stanislaw J. Lec

Discontent is the first step in the progress of a man or a nation. - Oscar Wilde

A man must eat a peck of salt with his friend before he knows him. - Miguel De Cervantes

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

The best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake. - Aristotle

Never say you know a man until you have divided an inheritance with him. - Johann C Lavater

Show me a good loser and I'll show you a man playing golf with his boss. - Unknown

To be honest as this world goes is to be one man picked out of ten thousand. - William Shakespeare

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? - George Carlin

A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink. - WC Fields

If a man does not know what port he is steering for, no wind is favorable to him. - Seneca

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. - George Santayana

A pedestrian is a man in danger of his life. A walker is a man in possession of his soul. - David McCord

The first man to use abusive language instead of his fists was the founder of civilization. - Sigmund Freud

Only the unknown frightens men. But once a man has faced the unknown, that terror becomes the known. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

Man needs, for his happiness, not only the enjoyment of this or that, but hope and enterprise and change. - Bertrand Russell

Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written. - Mark Twain

Before a man speaks it is always safe to assume that he is a fool. After he speaks, it is seldom necessary to assume it. - H L Mencken

A man who has been in danger,
When he comes out of it forgets his fears,
And sometimes he forgets his promises. - Euripides

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

I believe there's an Almighty, and I believe the Almighty's great gift to each man and woman in this world is the desire to be free. - George W Bush

Almost every man wastes part of his life in attempts to display qualities which he does not possess, and to gain applause which he cannot keep. - Samuel Johnson

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. - Helen Rowland


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