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Morgan Freeman

Celebrity actor makes good by playing on his name

Morgan Freeman thanks to Keith Blake

It's all in the name

Morgan Freeman thanks to Keith Blake

Man must be invented each day. - Jean-Paul Sartre

A patient man will ultimately succeed. - Unknown

A rich man's joke is always funny. - Thomas Edward Brown

The greedy man stores all but friendship. - Irish Proverb

The man who laughs has not yet heard the news. - Bertolt Brecht

To educate a man is to unfit him to be a slave. - Frederick Douglass

Never trust the advice of a man in difficulties. - Aesop

Who dares not speak his free thought is a slave. - Euripides

No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms. - Thomas Jefferson

A man is not old as long as he is seeking something. - Jean Rostand

Liam's like a man with a fork in a world of soup. - Noel Gallagher

He's the Man of the Hour, at this particular moment. - Don King

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin

You have not converted a man because you have silenced him. - John Morley

Darkness gives free rein to the mind's worst imaginings. - Jocelyn Murray

A consultant is an ordinary man away from home giving advice. - Oscar Wilde

A man who fears suffering is already suffering from what he fears. - Michel de Montaigne

A man's true height is determined by his thoughts and actions. - Unknown

Poetry is the statement of a relation between a man and the world. - Wallace Stevens

Every man who wants to be President is either an egomaniac or crazy. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. - George Bernard Shaw

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Blessed indeed is the man who hears many gentle voices call him father! - Lydia Child

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

I have never in my life learned anything from any man who agreed with me. - Dudley Field Malone

A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book. - Ernest Hemingway

It is not the man who has too little, but the man who craves more, that is poor. - Seneca

There is sufficiency in the world for man's need but not for man's greed. - Mahatma Gandhi

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. - Billy Crystal

I'm a man. Men have got another thing... they got waddya call, a carnival instinct. - Archie Bunker

When I die I want my tombstone to offer free WiFi, just so people will visit more often. - Unknown

A pedestrian is a man in danger of his life. A walker is a man in possession of his soul. - David McCord

By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong. - Charles Wadsworth

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. - Robert Frost

I don't sit around thinking that I'd like to have another husband; only another man would make me think that way. - Lauren Bacall

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

One should be free to give the fullest expression to his disaffection so long as he does not contemplate, promote, or incite violence. - Mohandas Gandhi

The important question is not, what will yield to man a few scattered pleasures, but what will render his life happy on the whole amount. - Joseph Addison

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles. - Chi Chi Rodriguez

When you are called to a sick man, be sure you know what the matter is — if you do not know, nature can do a great deal better than you can guess. - Nicholas de Belleville

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