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Morgan Freeman

Celebrity actor makes good by playing on his name

Morgan Freeman thanks to Keith Blake

It's all in the name

Morgan Freeman thanks to Keith Blake

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Man must be invented each day. - Jean-Paul Sartre

A patient man will ultimately succeed. - Unknown

A rich man's joke is always funny. - Thomas Edward Brown

The greedy man stores all but friendship. - Irish Proverb

The man who laughs has not yet heard the news. - Bertolt Brecht

To educate a man is to unfit him to be a slave. - Frederick Douglass

Never trust the advice of a man in difficulties. - Aesop

Who dares not speak his free thought is a slave. - Euripides

No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms. - Thomas Jefferson

A man is not old as long as he is seeking something. - Jean Rostand

Liam's like a man with a fork in a world of soup. - Noel Gallagher

He's the Man of the Hour, at this particular moment. - Don King

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin

You have not converted a man because you have silenced him. - John Morley

Darkness gives free rein to the mind's worst imaginings. - Jocelyn Murray

A consultant is an ordinary man away from home giving advice. - Oscar Wilde

A man who fears suffering is already suffering from what he fears. - Michel de Montaigne

A man's true height is determined by his thoughts and actions. - Unknown

Poetry is the statement of a relation between a man and the world. - Wallace Stevens

Every man who wants to be President is either an egomaniac or crazy. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. - George Bernard Shaw

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Blessed indeed is the man who hears many gentle voices call him father! - Lydia Child

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

I have never in my life learned anything from any man who agreed with me. - Dudley Field Malone

A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book. - Ernest Hemingway

It is not the man who has too little, but the man who craves more, that is poor. - Seneca

There is sufficiency in the world for man's need but not for man's greed. - Mahatma Gandhi

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. - Billy Crystal

I'm a man. Men have got another thing... they got waddya call, a carnival instinct. - Archie Bunker

When I die I want my tombstone to offer free WiFi, just so people will visit more often. - Unknown

A pedestrian is a man in danger of his life. A walker is a man in possession of his soul. - David McCord

By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong. - Charles Wadsworth

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. - Robert Frost

I don't sit around thinking that I'd like to have another husband; only another man would make me think that way. - Lauren Bacall

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

One should be free to give the fullest expression to his disaffection so long as he does not contemplate, promote, or incite violence. - Mohandas Gandhi

The important question is not, what will yield to man a few scattered pleasures, but what will render his life happy on the whole amount. - Joseph Addison

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles. - Chi Chi Rodriguez

When you are called to a sick man, be sure you know what the matter is — if you do not know, nature can do a great deal better than you can guess. - Nicholas de Belleville


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