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Morgan Freeman

Celebrity actor makes good by playing on his name

Morgan Freeman thanks to Keith Blake

It's all in the name

Morgan Freeman thanks to Keith Blake

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The thinking man's crumpet. - Frank Muir

Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle

When I discover who I am, I'll be free. - Ralph Ellison

One man's goose is another man's dander. - Archie Bunker

The measure of a man is what he does with power. - Pittacus

No man can ever rise above that at which he aims. - A.A. Hodge

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

A man who is intimate with God is not intimidated by man. - Leonard Ravenhill

You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown

You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry. - Abraham Lincoln

Riches don't make a man rich, they only make him busier. - Christopher Columbus

Old age is the most unexpected of all things that happen to a man. - Leon Trotsky

A man is but a product of his thoughts. What he thinks, he becomes. - Mahatma Gandhi

Do not judge a man until you have walked two moons in his moccasins. - Native American Proverb

The richest man is not he who has the most, but he who needs the least. - Unknown

He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know. - Abraham Lincoln

Vote for the man who promises least; he'll be the least disappointing. - Bernard Baruch

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. - John Wooden

A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life. - Charles Darwin

Most of the evils of life arise from man's inability to sit still in a room. - Blaise Pascal

The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart. - Benjamin Franklin

Every man is capable of performing something unique; that which he alone can perfect. - Unknown

Man is certainly stark mad. He cannot make a worm, and yet he will be making gods by dozens. - Montaigne

If the doors of perception were cleansed, everything would appear to man as it is: infinite. - William Blake

Wandering re-establishes the original harmony which once existed between man and the universe. - Anatole France

The greatest honor that can come to a man is the appreciation and high regard of his fellow men. - H.G. Mendelson

There ain't no man can avoid being born average. But there ain't no man got to be common. - Satchel Paige

If an injury has to be done to a man it should be so severe that his vengeance need not be feared. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Happy the man who has broken the chains which hurt the mind, and has given up worrying, once and for all. - Ovid

A wise man will never tell his wife to keep quiet. He will tell her she looks beautiful with her mouth closed. - Unknown

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan

Beware of endeavoring to become a great man in a hurry. One such attempt in ten thousand may succeed. These are fearful odds. - Benjamin Disraeli

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

If we want a free and peaceful world, if we want to make the deserts bloom and man grow to greater dignity as a human being - we can do it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

It is another's fault if he be ungrateful, but it is mine if I do not give. To find one thankful man, I will oblige a great many that are not so. - Seneca


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