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Morgan Freeman

Celebrity actor makes good by playing on his name

Morgan Freeman thanks to Keith Blake

It's all in the name

Morgan Freeman thanks to Keith Blake

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Man thinks and God laughs. - Yiddish Proverb

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

The man with no imagination has no wings. - Muhammad Ali

Heaven never helps the man who will not act. - Sophocles

Expert: a man who makes his mistakes quietly. - Unknown

You must believe in free will; there is no choice. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

Eunuch: A man who has had his works cut out for him. - Robert Byrne

No great man ever complains of want of opportunities. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

No sooner said than done - so acts your man of worth. - Quintus Ennius

Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown

When you explore your fears then you set yourself free. - Stephen Richards

A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it. - Oscar Wilde

A man's home is his castle, and his wife is the janitor. - Lucille Kallen

The great man is one who never loses his child’s heart. - Mencius

Adam was the luckiest man in the world - he had no mother-in-law. - Sholom Aleichem

Whatever the mind of man can conceive and believe, it can achieve. - Napoleon Hill

Any man or institution that tries to rob me of my dignity will lose. - Nelson Mandela

A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd. - Max Lucado

Am I afraid of high notes? Of course I am afraid. What sane man is not? - Luciano Pavarotti

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

There was a young man from Peru
Whose limericks stopped at line two. - Unknown

A man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat, drink, and be merry. - Ecclesiastes 8:15

You cannot teach a man anything; you can only help him find it within himself. - Galileo Galilei

But the man worthwhile is the one who will smile when everything goes dead wrong. - Ella Wheeler Wilcox

Every man takes the limits of his own field of vision for the limits of the world. - Arthur Schopenhauer

To be feared of a thing and yet to do it, is what makes the prettiest kind of a man. - Robert Louis Stevenson

The man who most vividly realizes a difficulty is the man most likely to overcome it. - Joseph Farrell

The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the old man who will not laugh is a fool. - George Santayana

Being kissed by a man who doesn't wax his moustache is like eating an egg without salt. - Rudyard Kipling

Praise the Lord. Blessed is the man who fears the Lord, who finds great delight in his commands. - Bible

Psychiatrist: a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. - Unknown

Beethoven's last quartets were written by a deaf man and should only be listened to by a deaf man. - Thomas Beecham

By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong. - Charles Wadsworth

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your existence itself is an act of rebellion. - Albert Camus

Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits that under analysis some of them won't stand up either. - Evan Esar

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

A man who is used to acting in one way never changes; he must come to ruin when the times, in changing, no longer are in harmony with his ways. - Niccolo Machiavelli

It is another's fault if he be ungrateful, but it is mine if I do not give. To find one thankful man, I will oblige a great many that are not so. - Seneca


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