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Celebrity actor makes good by playing on his name

Morgan Freeman thanks to Keith Blake

It's all in the name

Morgan Freeman thanks to Keith Blake

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Conscience is God present in man. - Victor Hugo

An old man loved is winter with flowers. - Unknown

Time ripens all things, no man is born wise. - Miguel de Cervantes

Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan

The man who laughs has not yet heard the news. - Bertolt Brecht

When I'm president, everyone gets a free pony. - Vermin Supreme

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally. - Groucho Marx

A man who won't die for something is not fit to live. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The real character of a man is found out by his amusements. - Joshua Reynolds

A man who does not plan long ahead will find trouble at his door. - Confucius

I cannot trust a man to control others who cannot control himself. - Robert E Lee

Do not judge a man until you have walked two moons in his moccasins. - Native American Proverb

The man who wakes up and finds himself famous hasn't been asleep. - Unknown

The wise man does not lay up treasure. The more he gives the more he has. - Chinese Proverb

A man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat, drink, and be merry. - Ecclesiastes 8:15

I never know whether to pity or congratulate a man on coming to his sense. - William Makepeace Thackeray

It's harder for a poor man to be successful than it is for a rich man. - Gregory Nunn

The worst thing that can happen to a man is to succeed before he is ready. - Martin L Jones

I have never met a man so ignorant I couldn't learn something from him. - Galileo

The most dangerous creation of any society is the man who has nothing to lose. - James Baldwin

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell

You can see the true heart of a man when you're out in the woods with a weapon. - Jase Robertson

Every man is capable of performing something unique; that which he alone can perfect. - Unknown

A man is selfish not for pursuing his own good, but for neglecting his neighbor's. - Richard Whately

No man is so wise that he knows everything, nor is any man so stupid he knows nothing. - Amish Saying

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. - Herbert Agar

When a man commits the same crime twice, and is not punished, it seems to him permissible. - Talmud

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. - Aristotle

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

The first farmer was the first man, and all historic nobility rests on possession and use of land. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

Beethoven's last quartets were written by a deaf man and should only be listened to by a deaf man. - Thomas Beecham

I think Nature's imagination is so much greater than man's, she's never gonna let us relax! - Richard P Feynman

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

Adversity has the same effect on a man that severe training has on the pugilist: it reduces him to his fighting weight. - Josh Billings

Who is the happiest man? He who is alive to the merit of others, and can rejoice in their enjoyment as if it were his own. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro


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