Morning Paper

Life is too short to skip cake. - Unknown

Helicopter: An egg beater with ambition - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One good egg in a barrel of rotten apples. - Archie Bunker

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

All new news is old news happening to new people. - Malcolm Muggeridge

If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast. - Laini Taylor

Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D Wolfe

The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

Reading is a basic tool in the living of a good life. - Joseph Addison

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

Put all your eggs in one basket, and then watch that basket. - Mark Twain

Eating and reading are two pleasures that combine admirably. - C S Lewis

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

Writing is only the frosting on my cake. I'm whole without it. - Tabitha King

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

It was so windy that one of our chickens laid the same egg four times. - Unknown

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

My problem with reading books is that I get distracted. By other books. - Unknown

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

Grocerise: To sell off non-perishable food articles through eBeh channels - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The good-news stories in medicine are early detection, early intervention. - Thomas R Insel

A good newspaper is never nearly good enough, but a lousy newspaper is a joy forever. - Garrison Keillor

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

It is better to be making the news than taking it; to be an actor rather than a critic. - Winston Churchill

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

Whether you wind up with a nest egg or a goose egg depends on the kind of chick you married. - Unknown

Reading Christians are growing Christians. When Christians cease to read, they cease to grow. - John Wesley

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

Education has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading. - G M Trevelyan

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

As you've noticed, people don't want to be sold. What people do want is news and information about the things they care about. - Larry Weber

Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months. - Bill Tammeus

Not every hen lay eggs. Not every hen that lays eggs gets them hatched. Not everyone born with greatness becomes as such. Go, hatch your eggs. - Israelmore Ayivor

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock