Morning Paper

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

Himalaya: A rooster that lays an egg - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You live several lives while reading. - William Styron

Life is short. Eat cookies for breakfast. - Unknown

All happiness depends on a leisurely breakfast. - John Gunther

Don't pick at your food. It won't heal. - Hawkeye Pierce

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D Wolfe

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb

My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. - Boris Johnson

The cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. - Henny Youngman

False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors. - Julius Sharpe

I think about food literally all day every day. It's a thing. - Taylor Swift

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis

A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. - Benjamin Franklin

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou

For most folks, no news is good news; for the press, good news is not news. - Gloria Borger

Reading maketh a full man, conference a ready man, and writing an exact man. - Francis Bacon

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes. - Oscar Wilde

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

Evening news is where they begin with "Good evening", and then proceed to tell you why it isn't. - Unknown

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

It is a good rule after reading a new book, never to allow yourself another new one till you have read an old one in between. - C S Lewis

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

Of all the diversions of life, there is none so proper to fill up its empty spaces as the reading of useful and entertaining authors. - David Viscott

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo