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Mother-In-Law Seat

When only the best bench seat will do

Mother-In-Law Seat thanks to Keith Blake

Preparing for the in-laws' visit

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Grammer: Your father's mother. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Something bad has befelt the family. - Archie Bunker

Leisure is the Mother of Philosophy. - Thomas Hobbes

Me and your mother ain't no duke or duke-ess. - Archie Bunker

Leading your family is a lot tougher than basketball. - Giannis Antetokounmpo

Besmooch the family name in the eyes of the community. - Archie Bunker

Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray. - Irv Kupcinet

Being a mother is an attitude, not a biological relation. - Robert A. Heinlein

His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork. - Mae West

She's descended from a long line her mother listened to. - Gypsy Rose Lee

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family. - Homer Simpson

Sweater: A garment worn by a child when his mother feels chilly. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

Mother is a verb. It's something you do. Not just who you are. - Dorothy C Fisher

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but you mean your mother. - Unknown

It's not easy being a mother. If it were easy, fathers would do it. - Dorothy

Family Tree: The only tree whose branches seek the shelter of its roots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No one else, ever, will think you're great the way your mother does. - Mary Matalin

I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids. - Unknown

The only mothers it is safe to forget on Mother's Day are the good ones. - Mignon McLaughlin

If you can't be in awe of Mother Nature, there's something wrong with you. - Alex Trebek

My mother is no spring chicken although she has got as many chemicals in her as one. - Edna Everage

Mother is the heartbeat in the home; and without her, there seems to be no heart throb. - Leroy Brownlow

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness. - Honore De Balzac

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy - the mother. - Claudette Colbert

The choice to become a mother is the choice to become one of the greatest spiritual teachers there is. - Oprah Winfrey

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole

If I have done anything in life worth attention, I feel sure that I inherited the disposition from my mother. - Booker T. Washington

What is a family except memories? Haphazard and precious as the contents of a catchall drawer in the kitchen. - Joyce C Oates

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost

My family didn't have a lot of money, and I'm grateful for that. Money is the longest route to happiness. - Evangeline Lilly

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard

The remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served us nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. - Calvin Trillin

Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling


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