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Bubba's favourite motorcycle sign: Rust In Peace

Motorcycle For Sale thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Runs good... low mileage... needs paint

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When I rest, I rust. - German Proverb

Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

Worry is rust upon the blade. - Henry Ward Hughes

In ancient Rome they killed Sid Caesar - Archie Bunker

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

A man had better wear out than rust out. - Richard Cumberland

It is better to wear out than to rust out. - Frances E. Willard

The ancient Egyptian kings, the fairy-ohs. - Archie Bunker

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week. - Joseph Addison

Oregano: The ancient Italian art of pizza folding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

May the hinges of our friendship never grow rusty. - Irish Blessing

Guns have only two enemies - rust and politicians. - Unknown

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

Do not remove the ancient landmark that your ancestors set up. - Bible

Let others praise ancient times; I am glad I was born in these. - Ovid

With the ancient is wisdom, and in length of days understanding. - Job 12:1

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying

Academe: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

The Ancient Mariner would not have taken so well if it had been called The Old Sailor. - Samuel Butler

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown

Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate.
What's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House? - Will Rogers

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man inevitably confines himself within ancient limits. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

It was one of the most ancient terrors, the one that meant that no sooner had mankind learned to walk on two legs than it dropped to its knees. - Terry Pratchett

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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