Motorcycle Texting
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QuotaBillsMidnight bugs taste best. - Unknown
Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown
The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams
The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown
My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown
When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown
Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown
Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown
In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown
Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown
Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus
Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown
Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore
An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew
It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown
The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid
Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace
What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry
That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig
Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown
Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown
Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown
I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis
Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown
Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown
Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson
In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow
Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin
People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown
You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul
If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft
Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins
My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz