Multi Task Dad

The computer is a moron. - Peter F Drucker

Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies

Leading your family is a lot tougher than basketball. - Giannis Antetokounmpo

There's no such thing as fun for the whole family. - Jerry Seinfeld

Family is not an important thing - it's everything. - Michael J. Fox

The presidency is temporary, but the family is permanent. - Yvonne de Gaulle

Acting is just a way of making a living; the family is life. - Denzel Washington

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens

Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z

Iconomic: Making do with fewer icons on your computer desktop - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family. - Homer Simpson

Other things may change us, but we start and end with the family. - Anthony Brandt

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment. - Bill Keane

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. - Jay Leno

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

When you start about family, about lineage and ancestry, you are talking about every person on earth. - Alex Haley

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams, and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury

When you're young, you think your Dad is Superman. Then you grow up, and you realize he's just a regular guy who wears a cape. - Dave Attell

Lookin' back all I can say about all the things he did for me is I hope I'm at least half the dad that he didn't have to be. - Brad Paisley

The family should be a place where each new human being can have an early atmosphere conducive to the development of constructive creativity. - Edith Schaeffer

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia