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He has Van Gogh's ear for music. - Billy Wilder

Canned music is like audible wallpaper. - Alistair Cooke

Those who have free seats at a play hiss first. - Chinese Proverb

Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music. - Ronald Reagan

Who hears music, feels his solitude peopled at once. - Robert Browning

Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G K Chesterton

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

Modern music is three farts and a raspberry, orchestrated. - John Barbirolli

After Rossini dies, who will there be to promote his music? - Richard Wagner

If you stand up and be counted, someone will take your seat. - Unknown

The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart. - William Hazlitt

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley

If in the afterlife there is not music, we will have to import it. - Domenico Cieri Estrada

Music is the tool to express life - and all that makes a difference. - Herbie Hancock

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

Softly, deftly, music shall caress you. Hear it, feel it, secretly possess you. - Charles Hart

Most people live and die with their music still unplayed. They never dare to try. - Mary Kay Ash

After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music. - Aldous Huxley

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

The truest expression of a people is in its dance and in its music. Bodies never lie. - Agnes De Mille

It requires wisdom to understand wisdom: the music is nothing if the audience is deaf. - Walter Lippmann

It isn't so much what's on the table that matters, as what's on the chairs. - W S Gilbert

Music could ache and hurt, that beautiful music was a place a suffering man could hide. - Pat Conroy

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

The greatest pleasure of writing is not what it's about, but the music the words make. - Truman Capote

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown

Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown

Whatever music sounds like, I am glad to say that it does not sound in the smallest degree like German. - Oscar Wilde

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

A university is an institution that has two thousand seats in the classrooms and eighty thousand in the stadium. - Unknown

Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays. - Oscar Wilde

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

If I had my life to live over again, I would have made a rule to read some poetry and listen to some music at least once every week. - Charles Darwin

Great music is that which penetrates the ear with facility and leaves the memory with difficulty. Magical music never leaves the memory. - Thomas Beecham

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

Music is a language that doesn't speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it's in the bones, it's in the bones. - Keith Richards

Musical innovation is full of danger to the State, for when modes of music change, the fundamental laws of the State always change with them. - Plato

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato


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