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Birth patrol pills. - Archie Bunker

Hasta la vista, baby. - Terminator 2: Judgement Day

Anything for a quiet life. - Thomas Middleton

Quiet people have the loudest minds. - Stephen King

A quiet conscience sleeps in thunder. - English Proverb

Ballroom: A nursery for crying babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Babies are such a nice way to start people. - Don Herold

Expert: a man who makes his mistakes quietly. - Unknown

The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. - Henry David Thoreau

It is difficult to keep quiet if you have nothing to do. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Nothing is creepier than a bunch of adults being very quiet. - Tina Fey

Quiet is peace. Quiet is turning down the volume knob on life. - Khaled Hosseini

If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters. - Nora Ephron

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

It's the steady, quiet, plodding ones who win in the lifelong race. - Robert W Service

Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first. - Mignon McLaughlin

Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood

All men's miseries derive from not being able to sit in a quiet room alone. - Blaise Pascal

Never, for the sake of peace and quiet, deny your own experience or convictions. - Dag Hammarskjold

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

I live sort of in the country and I like that. It's very quiet, it's beautiful. - Christopher Walken

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

There comes a time in every life when the world gets quiet and the only thing left is your heart. - Sarah Dessen

The child should gain no request by anger; when he is quiet let him be offered what was refused when he wept. - Seneca

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

A strong person is the one who knows how to be quiet, shed a tear for a moment, and then picks up their gloves and fights again. - Unknown

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo


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