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Nipper: Baby crab - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hasta la vista, baby. - Terminator 2: Judgement Day

Anything for a quiet life. - Thomas Middleton

A quiet fool is half a sage. - Yiddish Proverb

A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies

Stoic: De boid what brings de babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A quiet conscience sleeps in thunder. - English Proverb

The quiet mind is richer than a crown. - Robert Greene

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

It is difficult to keep quiet if you have nothing to do. - Arthur Schopenhauer

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters. - Nora Ephron

One year they wanted to make me poster boy - for birth control. - Rodney Dangerfield

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

Know yourself fearlessly (even quietly) for all the things you are. - Aberjhani

Kidnapping: The short snatches of rest a parent gets when baby sleeps - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's the steady, quiet, plodding ones who win in the lifelong race. - Robert W Service

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

All men's miseries derive from not being able to sit in a quiet room alone. - Blaise Pascal

A committee is a cul-de-sac down which ideas are lured and then quietly strangled. - Barnett Cocks

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

I live sort of in the country and I like that. It's very quiet, it's beautiful. - Christopher Walken

There comes a time in every life when the world gets quiet and the only thing left is your heart. - Sarah Dessen

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. - Erich Segal

The child should gain no request by anger; when he is quiet let him be offered what was refused when he wept. - Seneca

A wise man will never tell his wife to keep quiet. He will tell her she looks beautiful with her mouth closed. - Unknown

Why is it that people rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the people involved. - Mark Twain

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

A happy life must be to a great extent a quiet life, for it is only in an atmosphere of quiet that true joy dare live. - Bertrand Russell

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright

Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. - Alison Gopnik

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo

God is on the lookout today for a man who will be quiet enough to get a message from Him, brave enough to preach it, and honest enough to live it. - Vance Havner


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