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No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant

Anything for a quiet life. - Thomas Middleton

Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

Happiness means quiet nerves. - WC Fields

A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies

The best cure for the body is a quiet mind. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Expert: a man who makes his mistakes quietly. - Unknown

The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. - Henry David Thoreau

For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord. - Unknown

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

It is difficult to keep quiet if you have nothing to do. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens

Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs? - Spike Milligan

After your death, you will be what you were before your birth. - Arthur Schopenhauer

One year they wanted to make me poster boy - for birth control. - Rodney Dangerfield

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

Know yourself fearlessly (even quietly) for all the things you are. - Aberjhani

My Birth Certificate is so old, it's written in Roman Numerals. - Bill Carter

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

Never, for the sake of peace and quiet, deny your own experience or convictions. - Dag Hammarskjold

The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley

A committee is a cul-de-sac down which ideas are lured and then quietly strangled. - Barnett Cocks

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

If you're quiet, you're not living. You've got to be noisy and colorful and lively. - Mel Brooks

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. - Erich Segal

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. - Mewtwo

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

A strong person is the one who knows how to be quiet, shed a tear for a moment, and then picks up their gloves and fights again. - Unknown

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. - Alison Gopnik


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