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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

The best beauty secret is sunblock. - Christie Brinkley

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

As we grow old, the beauty steals inward. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The lure of flying is the lure of beauty. - Amelia Earhart

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump

The only lasting beauty is the beauty of the heart. - Robert Frost

Everything has its beauty, but not everyone sees it. - Confucius

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly. - Mary Schmich

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

Most people get an appointment at a beauty parlor... I was committed! - Phyllis Diller

Trust the wait. Embrace the uncertainty. Enjoy the beauty of becoming. - Unknown

Carpenter: 1. A guy who nails down his agreement; 2. A shelf made man. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together. - Thomas Carlyle

I don't like to think of all the misery but of the beauty that remains. - Anne Frank

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

I never can feel certain of any truth but from a clear perception of its beauty. - John Keats

Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

Lemonade is made from artificial flavors, and furniture polish is made from real lemons. - Alfred E Newman

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. - Phyllis Diller

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

We delight in the beauty of the butterfly, but rarely admit the changes it has gone through to achieve that beauty. - Maya Angelou

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. - Rashida Jones

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

I do not know which to prefer,
The beauty of inflections
Or the beauty of innuendoes,
The blackbird whistling
Or just after. - Wallace Stevens


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