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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

Style is the dress of thoughts. - Lord Chesterfield

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

A thing of beauty is a joy forever. - John Keats

The best beauty secret is sunblock. - Christie Brinkley

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

As we grow old, the beauty steals inward. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

Unexpected intrusions of beauty. That is what life is. - Saul Bellow

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

By means of beauty all beautiful things become beautiful. - Socrates

Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. - Unknown

Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly. - Mary Schmich

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope

Think of all the beauty that's still left in and around you and be happy! - Anne Frank

I never can feel certain of any truth but from a clear perception of its beauty. - John Keats

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

Universal happiness keeps the wheels steadily turning; truth and beauty can't. - Aldous Huxley

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

Lemonade is made from artificial flavors, and furniture polish is made from real lemons. - Alfred E Newman

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

Those who contemplate the beauty of the earth find reserves of strength that will endure as long as life lasts. - Rachel Carson

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

Snap-On Gasket Scrapper: Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool for spreading mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog-doo off your boot - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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