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Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Be polite to all, but intimate with few. - Thomas Jefferson

Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - Unknown

Life always takes on the character of its motive. - J.G. Holland

The essential thing is not knowledge, but character. - Joseph Le Conte

Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol

The real character of a man is found out by his amusements. - Joshua Reynolds

Character is, for the most part, simply habit become fixed. - C.H. Parkhurst

When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite. - Winston Churchill

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

It is easy to be nice, even to an enemy - from lack of character. - Dag Hammarskjold

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Unto ourselves our own life is necessary, unto others our character. - St. Augustine

The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

The world may take your reputation from you, but it cannot take your character. - Emma Dunham Kelley

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. - Ronald Reagan

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

Great acting is being able to create a character. Great character is being able to be yourself. - John Leguizamo

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

The real test of your character is your treatment of those who can be of no possible service to you. - Unknown

The best rule of thumb for character is to remember that if you can't be big, don't belittle. - Unknown

What we value shapes our character and will ultimately define how we lead, or whether we can lead at all. - Unknown

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

Character - the willingness to accept responsibility for one's own life - is the source from which self-respect springs. - Joan Didion

It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar

Every man, as to character, is the creature of the age in which he lives. Very few are able to raise themselves above the ideas of their times. - Voltaire


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