Napping Semis

Work hard, nap hard. - Demi Lovato

Sales Talk: Trade wind - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If there is no wind, row. - Latin Proverb

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

Reading can seriously damage your ignorance. - Unknown

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

We are no more than candles burning in the wind. - Japanese Proverb

No day is so bad it can't be fixed with a nap. - Carrie Snow

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

Unbrella: An umbrella that the wind has turned inside-out - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

Love is like the wind, you can't see it but you can feel it. - Nicholas Sparks

You can't turn back the clock. But you can wind it up again. - Bonnie Prudden

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

Pickup artist: An artist whose specialty is painting pictures of trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

A great wind is blowing, and that gives you either imagination or a headache. - Catherine the Great

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

The older you get the stronger the wind gets - and it's always in your face. - Jack Nicklaus

If a man does not know what port he is steering for, no wind is favorable to him. - Seneca

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap. - Bob Hope

Whether you wind up with a nest egg or a goose egg depends on the kind of chick you married. - Unknown

A little girl is sugar and spice and everything nice - especially when she's taking a nap. - Unknown

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

If you reveal your secrets to the wind, don't blame the wind for revealing them to the trees. - Kahlil Gibran

Absence destroys small passions and increases great ones, as the wind extinguishes tapers and kindles fires. - Unknown

There is no point at which you can say, "Well, I'm successful now, I might as well take a nap." - Carrie Fisher

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

The pessimist complains about the wind. The optimist expects it to change. The leader (realist) adjusts the sails. - John C Maxwell

Competition can damage self-esteem, create anxiety, and lead to cheating and hurt feelings. But so can romantic love. - Mariah Burton Nelson

Lawyers were notorious for finding cases in the most unlikely places, especially ones with huge potential damage awards. - Jodi Picoult

He is the best sailor who can steer within fewest points of the wind, and exact a motive power out of the greatest obstacles. - Henry David Thoreau

Our plans miscarry because they have no aim. When a man does not know what harbor he is making for, no wind is the right wind. - Seneca

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump