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Work hard, nap hard. - Demi Lovato

Sales Talk: Trade wind - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If there is no wind, row. - Latin Proverb

When all else fails take a nap. - Unknown

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

On wings of wind came flying all abroad. - Alexander Pope

Whatever it is, it's better in the wind. - Unknown

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four. - Yogi Berra

We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails. - Bertha Calloway

Unbrella: An umbrella that the wind has turned inside-out - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows. - Bob Dylan

It was so windy that one of our chickens laid the same egg four times. - Unknown

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

A great wind is blowing, and that gives you either imagination or a headache. - Catherine the Great

The lord may be smilin' on the sheeps, but they still wind up as lamb chops. - Archie Bunker

If a man does not know what port he is steering for, no wind is favorable to him. - Seneca

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

If the wind will not serve, take to the oars. Destitutus ventis, remos adhibe - Latin Proverb

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

And God took a handful of southerly wind, blew His breath over it and created the horse. - Bedouin Legend

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap. - Bob Hope

Whether you wind up with a nest egg or a goose egg depends on the kind of chick you married. - Unknown

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

I can't change the direction of the wind but I can adjust my sails to reach my destination. - James Dean

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

There is no point at which you can say, "Well, I'm successful now, I might as well take a nap." - Carrie Fisher

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

There is more refreshment and stimulation in a nap, even of the briefest, than in all the alcohol ever distilled. - Ovid

When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it. - Henry Ford

Competition can damage self-esteem, create anxiety, and lead to cheating and hurt feelings. But so can romantic love. - Mariah Burton Nelson

That black cloud is coming from the direction the wind is blowing, now the wind is coming from where the black cloud is. - Ray Illingworth

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

Is not your voice broken, your wind short, your chin double, your wit single, and every part about you blasted with antiquity? - William Shakespeare

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

It's not what we don't know that hurts us, people say. It's what we believe is true that isn't that does the damage. - Melody Beattie

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci


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