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If there is no wind, row. - Latin Proverb

On wings of wind came flying all abroad. - Alexander Pope

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

Whatever it is, it's better in the wind. - Unknown

I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four. - Yogi Berra

We are no more than candles burning in the wind. - Japanese Proverb

A puff of wind and popular praise weigh the same. - English Proverb

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails. - Bertha Calloway

He that troubleth his own house shall inherit the wind. - The Bible

Love is like the wind, you can't see it but you can feel it. - Nicholas Sparks

You can't turn back the clock. But you can wind it up again. - Bonnie Prudden

You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows. - Bob Dylan

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

The lord may be smilin' on the sheeps, but they still wind up as lamb chops. - Archie Bunker

The older you get the stronger the wind gets - and it's always in your face. - Jack Nicklaus

If the wind will not serve, take to the oars. Destitutus ventis, remos adhibe - Latin Proverb

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap. - Bob Hope

When you carry the cross of Jesus, you will find that the cross will wind up carrying you. - Unknown

A little girl is sugar and spice and everything nice - especially when she's taking a nap. - Unknown

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

If you reveal your secrets to the wind, don't blame the wind for revealing them to the trees. - Kahlil Gibran

The pessimist complains about the wind. The optimist expects it to change. The leader adjusts the sail. - John C Maxwell

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

Absence destroys small passions and increases great ones, as the wind extinguishes tapers and kindles fires. - Unknown

There is no point at which you can say, "Well, I'm successful now, I might as well take a nap." - Carrie Fisher

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

There is more refreshment and stimulation in a nap, even of the briefest, than in all the alcohol ever distilled. - Ovid

The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: management. - Scott Adams

Lawyers were notorious for finding cases in the most unlikely places, especially ones with huge potential damage awards. - Jodi Picoult

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

Our plans miscarry because they have no aim. When a man does not know what harbor he is making for, no wind is the right wind. - Seneca

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

I can almost feel the wind beneath my wings; I can almost taste the thrill of flying away from this small town and never looking back. - Tessa Hall

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci


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