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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

On wings of wind came flying all abroad. - Alexander Pope

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

Whatever it is, it's better in the wind. - Unknown

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails. - Bertha Calloway

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

Let the wind blow through your hair while you still have some. - Dave Weinbaum

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

A people without history is like the wind on the buffalo grass. - Lakota Sioux Proverb

Love is like the wind, you can't see it but you can feel it. - Nicholas Sparks

You can't turn back the clock. But you can wind it up again. - Bonnie Prudden

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

If the wind will not serve, take to the oars. Destitutus ventis, remos adhibe - Latin Proverb

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

And God took a handful of southerly wind, blew His breath over it and created the horse. - Bedouin Legend

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

When you carry the cross of Jesus, you will find that the cross will wind up carrying you. - Unknown

A little girl is sugar and spice and everything nice - especially when she's taking a nap. - Unknown

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

If you reveal your secrets to the wind, don't blame the wind for revealing them to the trees. - Kahlil Gibran

There is no point at which you can say, "Well, I'm successful now, I might as well take a nap." - Carrie Fisher

When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it. - Henry Ford

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: management. - Scott Adams

Our plans miscarry because they have no aim. When a man does not know what harbor he is making for, no wind is the right wind. - Seneca

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

Adversity is like a strong wind. It tears away from us all but the things that cannot be torn, so that we see ourselves as we really are. - Arthur Golden

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin


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