#1 humor site on the 'net

Napping Semis

Truck parking spots on the Canadian prairies

Napping Semis thanks to Keith Blake

When you're too tired to drive, pull over!

Napping Semis thanks to Keith Blake

QuotaBills
If there is no wind, row. - Latin Proverb

When all else fails take a nap. - Unknown

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

Whatever it is, it's better in the wind. - Unknown

I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four. - Yogi Berra

A puff of wind and popular praise weigh the same. - English Proverb

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

No day is so bad it can't be fixed with a nap. - Carrie Snow

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

You can't turn back the clock. But you can wind it up again. - Bonnie Prudden

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

A great wind is blowing, and that gives you either imagination or a headache. - Catherine the Great

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

If a man does not know what port he is steering for, no wind is favorable to him. - Seneca

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

And God took a handful of southerly wind, blew His breath over it and created the horse. - Bedouin Legend

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap. - Bob Hope

When you carry the cross of Jesus, you will find that the cross will wind up carrying you. - Unknown

Whether you wind up with a nest egg or a goose egg depends on the kind of chick you married. - Unknown

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

A certain amount of opposition is a great help to a man. Kites rise against, not with the wind. - Lewis Mumford

If you reveal your secrets to the wind, don't blame the wind for revealing them to the trees. - Kahlil Gibran

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

I was as unburdened as a piece of dandelion fluff, and he was the wind that stirred me about the world. - Sarah J. Maas

The pessimist complains about the wind. The optimist expects it to change. The leader adjusts the sail. - John C Maxwell

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it. - Henry Ford

Competition can damage self-esteem, create anxiety, and lead to cheating and hurt feelings. But so can romantic love. - Mariah Burton Nelson

Lawyers were notorious for finding cases in the most unlikely places, especially ones with huge potential damage awards. - Jodi Picoult

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

He is the best sailor who can steer within fewest points of the wind, and exact a motive power out of the greatest obstacles. - Henry David Thoreau

Our plans miscarry because they have no aim. When a man does not know what harbor he is making for, no wind is the right wind. - Seneca

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

It's not what we don't know that hurts us, people say. It's what we believe is true that isn't that does the damage. - Melody Beattie

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil. - C S Lewis

I can almost feel the wind beneath my wings; I can almost taste the thrill of flying away from this small town and never looking back. - Tessa Hall

Indoors or out, no one relaxes in March, that month of wind and taxes;
The wind will presently disappear, the taxes last us all the year. - Ogden Nash

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin


Family Bike

Airless See-Through Tires

Aussie Motorcycle

Statue Selfie

Bacon Sandwich

Elephant Hand

Unless Your Dog Can Do This

Dragon Buoy

Cat On A Hot Tin Roof

Bird Melons

Local Crabs

Black Golfer

Ostrich Imprint

Tea Party Weapon

Extra Space Bed

Unattended Children

ThrowYo

Cell Phone Warning

Umbrella Protection and Non-Protection

Husband Creche

Undertaker Bike

Road Sign Dictionary

Sandal Security

House Appraisal