Napping Semis

If there is no wind, row. - Latin Proverb

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four. - Yogi Berra

We are no more than candles burning in the wind. - Japanese Proverb

A puff of wind and popular praise weigh the same. - English Proverb

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

No day is so bad it can't be fixed with a nap. - Carrie Snow

We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails. - Bertha Calloway

He that troubleth his own house shall inherit the wind. - The Bible

Let the wind blow through your hair while you still have some. - Dave Weinbaum

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

Love is like the wind, you can't see it but you can feel it. - Nicholas Sparks

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

A great wind is blowing, and that gives you either imagination or a headache. - Catherine the Great

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

If the wind will not serve, take to the oars. Destitutus ventis, remos adhibe - Latin Proverb

A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

A certain amount of opposition is a great help to a man. Kites rise against, not with the wind. - Lewis Mumford

I can't change the direction of the wind but I can adjust my sails to reach my destination. - James Dean

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

If you reveal your secrets to the wind, don't blame the wind for revealing them to the trees. - Unknown

I was as unburdened as a piece of dandelion fluff, and he was the wind that stirred me about the world. - Sarah J. Maas

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

There is no point at which you can say, "Well, I'm successful now, I might as well take a nap." - Carrie Fisher

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

You never conquer a mountain. You stand on the summit a few moments; then the wind blows your footprints away. - Arlene Blum

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

There is more refreshment and stimulation in a nap, even of the briefest, than in all the alcohol ever distilled. - Ovid

When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it. - Henry Ford

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

It's not what we don't know that hurts us, people say. It's what we believe is true that isn't that does the damage. - Melody Beattie

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

Indoors or out, no one relaxes in March, that month of wind and taxes;
The wind will presently disappear, the taxes last us all the year. - Ogden Nash