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NASA Discovery Flight Down Under

Space Shuttle Discovery on farewell tour

NASA Discovery Flight Down Under thanks to Keith Blake

Discovery even passed me by in Australia

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A day is a miniature eternity. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Back in my day we had nine planets. - Unknown

I want to put a ding in the universe. - Steve Jobs

Astrology is a disease, not a science. - Maimonides

Stars can't shine without darkness. - Unknown

Science is the record of dead religions. - Oscar Wilde

When the moon is full, it begins to wane. - Japanese Proverb

Speech is of time; silence is of eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

Music in the soul can be heard by the universe. - Lao Tzu

No operatic star has yet died soon enough for me. - Thomas Beecham

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I only have two passions: space exploration and hip hop. - Buzz Aldrin

True science teaches, above all, to doubt and be ignorant. - Miguel de Unamuno

I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. - Galileo Galilei

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The magic of Hawaii comes from the stillness, the sea, the stars. - Joanne Harris

I am a great fan of science, but I cannot do a quadratic equation. - Terry Pratchett

When you wish upon a star... you might be happier the way you are. - Phyllis Sugar

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

We're about eight Einsteins away from understanding the universe. - Martin Amis

Without doubt, Malaysia is the great economic star of the Muslim world. - Martin Jacques

Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody. - Mark Twain

The universe stands aside for those people who know where they are going. - Paulo Coelho

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

There are eighty-eight keys on a piano and within that, an entire universe. - James Rhodes

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

Each small task of everyday life is part of the total harmony of the universe. - Saint Therese de Lisieux

I don't believe in astrology. I am a Sagittarius and we're very skeptical. - Arthur C. Clarke

The single biggest threat to man's continued dominance on the planet is the virus. - Joshua Lederberg

Success is the space one occupies in the newspaper. Success is one day's insolence. - Elias Canetti

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

The stars are like the trees in the forest, alive and breathing. And they're watching me. - Haruki Murakami

I admit that mathematical science is a good thing. But excessive devotion to it is a bad thing. - Aldous Huxley

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. - Mark Twain

The months and days are the travelers of eternity. The years that come and go are also voyagers. - Matsuo Basho

Closed in a room, my imagination becomes the universe, and the rest of the world is missing out. - Criss Jami

When we try to pick out anything by itself, we find it hitched to everything else in the universe. - John Muir

Science and technology revolutionize our lives, but memory, tradition and myth frame our response. - Arthur Schlesinger

It's better for the whole world to know you, even as a sex star, than never to be known at all. - Marilyn Monroe

If there's a bright centre to the universe, you're on the planet that it's farthest from. - Luke Skywalker

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. - Stephen Helmes

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

If the universe is bigger and stranger than I can imagine, it's best to meet it with an empty bladder. - John Scalzi

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

When you reach the stars, boy, yes, and live there forever, all the fears will go, and Death himself will die. - Ray Bradbury

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

Toward the north, from there shone Frederick, the North Star, around whom Germany, Europe, even the world seemed to turn. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

We are all important parts of a much larger system, pieces of the universe's puzzle that would not be complete without us. - Russell E. Dobda

Begin doing what you want to do now. We have only this moment, sparkling like a star in our hand, and melting like a snowflake. - Marie Ray

The truth is that the universe has been answering you all of your life, but you cannot receive the answers unless you are awake. - Rhonda Byrn

The greatest achievement of humanity is not its works of art, science, or technology, but the recognition of its own dysfunction. - Eckhart Tolle

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

There is a plan to this universe. There is a high intelligence, maybe even a purpose, but it's given to us on the installment plan. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is no more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules H Poincare

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown


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