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NASA Discovery Flight Down Under

Space Shuttle Discovery on farewell tour

NASA Discovery Flight Down Under thanks to Keith Blake

Discovery even passed me by in Australia

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I'm toad-ally a rock star. - Sonali Gupta

Baking is science for hungry people. - Unknown

Specimen: An Italo-American astronaut - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He'll have us going to the moon yet. - Unknown

I left as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit. - Billy Connolly

And all the insects ceased in honor of the moon. - Jack Kerouac

No matter how small the star is, it still shines. - John McKinley Pride Jr.

No operatic star has yet died soon enough for me. - Thomas Beecham

Love is more than a candle. Love can ignite the stars. - Matthew W. Stover

I only have two passions: space exploration and hip hop. - Buzz Aldrin

A science which hesitates to forget its founders is lost. - Alfred North Whitehead

In a well-ordered universe, camping would take place indoors. - Morgan Matson

I'm still ready to go to the moon, if they'll take me. - Walter Cronkite

A leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars. - Walt Whitman

Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler

Service to others is the rent you pay for living on this planet. - Marian Wright Edelman

Any American boy can be a basketball star if he grows up, up, up. - Bill Vaughn

The magic of Hawaii comes from the stillness, the sea, the stars. - Joanne Harris

The clearest way into the universe is through a forest wilderness. - John Muir

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. - Oscar Wilde

To err is human; to try to prevent recurrence of error is science. - Unknown

The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends toward justice. - Martin Luther King

Eternity is a terrible thought. I mean, where's it going to end? - Tom Stoppard

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. - George Carlin

We're about eight Einsteins away from understanding the universe. - Martin Amis

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. - Buddha

Space is almost infinite. As a matter of fact, we think it is infinite. - Dan Quayle

Without doubt, Malaysia is the great economic star of the Muslim world. - Martin Jacques

The great thing about rock and roll is that someone like me can be a star. - Elton John

The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. - Larry Niven

It is through science that we prove, but through intuition that we discover. - Jules Henri Poincare

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

Science is always wrong - it never solves a problem without creating ten more. - George Bernard Shaw

Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them. - Marcus Aurelius

I don't believe in astrology. I am a Sagittarius and we're very skeptical. - Arthur C. Clarke

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

Dance till the stars come down from the rafters! Dance, Dance, Dance till you drop! - W H Auden

The desire to reach for the stars is ambitious. The desire to reach hearts is wise. - Maya Angelou

Science is the ascertainment of facts and the refusal to regard facts as permanent. - Unknown

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. - Frank Zappa

Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars. - Violeta Parra

The universe seems bankrupt as soon as we begin to discuss the characters of individuals. - Henry David Thoreau

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

I admit that mathematical science is a good thing. But excessive devotion to it is a bad thing. - Aldous Huxley

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. - Albert Einstein

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Jack Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. - Muhammad Ali

I look back on my childhood and thank the stars above. For everything you gave me, but mostly for your love. - Wayne F Winters

My goal is simple. It is complete understanding of the universe, why it is as it is and why it exists at all. - Stephen Hawking

We've arranged a civilization in which most crucial elements profoundly depend on science and technology. - Carl Sagan

Don't keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason. - Jimmy Fallon

All our science, measured against reality, is primitive and childlike - and yet it is the most precious thing we have. - Albert Einstein

I'm astounded by people who want to know the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown. - Woody Allen

Remembering is a gift - a silent gift, because it roots us in reality while at the same time pointing us towards eternity. - Raphael Anzenberger

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

The greatest achievement of humanity is not its works of art, science, or technology, but the recognition of its own dysfunction. - Eckhart Tolle

Science is not opposed to storytelling. Science is a genre of storytelling. Stories of the real world, inspired by observations thereof. - Sean Carroll

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

One thing about being successful is that I stopped being afraid of dying. Once you're a star you're dead already. You're embalmed. - Dustin Hoffman

I want to keep fighting because it is the only thing that keeps me out of the hamburger joints. If I don't fight, I'll eat this planet. - George Foreman


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