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NASA Discovery Flight Down Under

Space Shuttle Discovery on farewell tour

NASA Discovery Flight Down Under thanks to Keith Blake

Discovery even passed me by in Australia

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Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

Baking is science for hungry people. - Unknown

I want to put a ding in the universe. - Steve Jobs

Specimen: An Italo-American astronaut - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Come quickly, I am drinking the stars. - Dom Perignon

Speech is of time; silence is of eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

The universe is made up of stories, not atoms. - Muriel Rukeyser

Music in the soul can be heard by the universe. - Lao Tzu

No operatic star has yet died soon enough for me. - Thomas Beecham

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

There is no shortage of fault to be found amid our stars. - John Green

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

True science teaches, above all, to doubt and be ignorant. - Miguel de Unamuno

Reach for the stars, even if you have to stand on a cactus. - Susan Longacre

If you become a star, you don't change, everyone else does. - Kirk Douglas

I value all things only by the price they shall gain in eternity. - John Wesley

To err is human; to try to prevent recurrence of error is science. - Unknown

No man should leave in the universe anything of which he is afraid. - G K Chesterton

When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb

In science there is only physics; all the rest is stamp collecting. - Lord Kelvin

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. - George Carlin

I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you. - Paulo Coelho

Stay the course, light a star, change the world where'er you are. - Richard Le Gallienne

Moments of their secret life together burst like stars upon his memory. - James Joyce

The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. - Larry Niven

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

Even sleepers are workers and collaborators on what goes on in the universe. - Heraclitus

No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski

What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet to put it on? - Henry David Thoreau

If you're offered a seat on a rocket ship, don't ask what seat! Just get on. - Sheryl Sandberg

The great tragedy of science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact. - Aldous Huxley

Stretching his hand up to reach the stars, too often man forgets the flowers at his feet. - Jeremy Bentham

Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper. - George Polya

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1. - C-3PO

An author in his book must be like God in the universe: present everywhere and visible nowhere. - Gustave Flaubert

Science is angling in the mud - angling for immortality and for anything else that may turn up. - Aldous Huxley

The discovery of a new dish does more for the happiness of mankind than the discovery of a star. - Jean Brillat-Savarin

Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out. - Zig Ziglar

I grew up on a steady diet of science fiction, especially apocalyptic and postapocalyptic fiction. - Justin Cronin

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. - Stephen Helmes

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

Truth in science can be defined as the working hypothesis best suited to open the way to the next better one. - Konrad Lorenz

When you reach the stars, boy, yes, and live there forever, all the fears will go, and Death himself will die. - Ray Bradbury

It is mathematical fact that the casting of this pebble from my hand alters the center of gravity of the universe. - Thomas Carlyle

The universe may have a purpose, but nothing we know suggests that, if so, this purpose has any similarity to ours. - Bertrand Russell

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

All our science, measured against reality, is primitive and childlike - and yet it is the most precious thing we have. - Albert Einstein

I'm astounded by people who want to know the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown. - Woody Allen

It is well to remember that the entire population of the universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others. - John A Holmes

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

We are all important parts of a much larger system, pieces of the universe's puzzle that would not be complete without us. - Russell E. Dobda

Begin doing what you want to do now. We have only this moment, sparkling like a star in our hand, and melting like a snowflake. - Marie Ray

The truth is that the universe has been answering you all of your life, but you cannot receive the answers unless you are awake. - Rhonda Byrn

You live in the image you have of the world. Every one of us lives in a different world, with different space and different time. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology. - Carl Sagan

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

Nothing has afforded me so convincing a proof of the unity of the Deity as these purely mental conceptions of numerical and mathematical science. - Mary Somerville

Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom. - Viktor Frankl


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