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Needle's Eye Bike

Knit-wit goes for a bicycle ride

Needle's Eye Bike thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Needlework on a roll

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Minimum: A small mother - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

Debugging: Removing needles from a haystack - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never let a small setback ruin your future. - Unknown

Forgiveness is the needle that knows how to mend. - Jewel

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

Great art is the contempt of a great man for small art. - F Scott Fitzgerald

My heart is small, like a love of buttons or black pepper. - S. Jane Sloat

This is one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind. - Neil Armstrong

Some men never feel small, but these are the few men who are. - G K Chesterton

True love is like little roses, sweet, fragrant in small doses. - Ana Claudia Antunes

Do not forget small kindnesses and do not remember small faults. - Chinese Proverb

Small opportunities are often the beginning of great enterprises. - Demosthenes

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman

It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it. - Steven Wright

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies. - Mother Teresa

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

Heed the still small voice that so seldom leads us wrong, and never into folly. - Marquise du Deffand

Trust the small voice inside you which tells you exactly what to say, what to decide. - Ingrid Bergman

Neither should a ship rely on one small anchor, nor should life rest on a single hope. - Epictetus

Any concern too small to be turned into a prayer is too small to be made into a burden. - Corrie ten Boom

Most people would succeed in small things if they were not troubled with great ambitions. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. - WC Fields

Yes, know thyself: in great concerns or small,
Be this thy care, for this, my friend, is all. - Juvenal

The role of leadership is to transform the complex situation into small pieces and prioritize them. - Carlos Ghosn

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

Don't be afraid to take a big step if one is indicated. You can't cross a chasm in two small jumps. - David Lloyd George

Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways it can change someone else's life forever. - Margaret Cho

If we could eliminate the concept of town and return to live in small villages, all world problems were solved. - Rossana Condoleo

It doesn't hurt. Nothing hurts except the small smiles and blushes that flash across the room like tiny sparrows. - Laurie H. Anderson

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

Fairies have to be one thing or the other, because being so small they unfortunately have room for one feeling only at a time. - J.M. Barrie

My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. - Mark Twain

In small towns as well as large, good people outnumber bad people by 100 to 1. In big towns the 100 are nervous. But in small towns, it's the one. - Paul Harvey


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