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Needle's Eye Bike

Knit-wit goes for a bicycle ride

Needle's Eye Bike thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Words are the small change of thought. - Jules Renard

Speech is the small change of silence. - George Meredith

A person's a person, no matter how small. - Dr. Seuss

Forgiveness is the needle that knows how to mend. - Jewel

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

A multitude of small delights constitutes happiness. - Charles Baudelaire

Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win. - Jonathan Kozol

There is no eel so small but it hopes to become a whale. - German Proverb

Keep high aspirations, moderate expectations, and small needs. - H. Stein

If you cannot do great things, do small things in a great way. - Napoleon Hill

Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out. - Robert Collier

It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman

No one has ever made himself great by showing how small someone else is. - Irvin Himmel

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

Each small task of everyday life is part of the total harmony of the universe. - Saint Therese de Lisieux

In the successful organization, no detail is too small to escape close attention. - Lou Holtz

If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito. - Dalai Lama

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown

Ireland is a small but insuppressible island half an hour nearer the sunset than Great Britain. - Thomas Kettle

The thing I remember about New York was how little I felt. I arrived with one small bag and $15. - Desi Arnaz

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. - WC Fields

The control of large numbers is possible, and like unto that of small numbers, if we subdivide them. - Sun Tze

A small group of thoughtful people could change the world. Indeed, it's the only thing that ever has. - Margaret Mead

I keep fit. Every morning, I do a hundred laps of an Olympic-sized swimming pool - in a small motor launch. - Peter Cook

Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways it can change someone else's life forever. - Margaret Cho

Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds. - Robert A. Heinlein

A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history. - Mahatma Gandhi

No matter how talented you are, if you don't persist, the probability of achieving your goals is extremely small. - Camilla Dorand

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

Fairies have to be one thing or the other, because being so small they unfortunately have room for one feeling only at a time. - J.M. Barrie

Happiness always looks small while you hold it in your hands, but let it go, and you learn at once how big and precious it is. - Maxim Gorky

Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has. - Margaret Mead

If one looks at the map of the world, it's difficult to find Iraq, and one would think it rather easy to subdue such a small country. - Vladimir Putin

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. - Mark Twain


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