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Worry gives a small thing a big shadow. - Swedish Proverb

A person's a person, no matter how small. - Dr. Seuss

Think big thoughts but relish small pleasures. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

No matter how small the star is, it still shines. - John McKinley Pride Jr.

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

People who are wrapped up in themselves make small packages. - Benjamin Franklin

Cross-country skiing is great if you live in a small country. - Steven Wright

This is one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind. - Neil Armstrong

If you cannot do great things, do small things in a great way. - Napoleon Hill

Great opportunities come to those who make the most of small ones. - Unknown

It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman

The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones. - Chinese Proverb

It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it. - Steven Wright

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising. - Mark Twain

Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies. - Mother Teresa

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

A small percentage of something is better than a larger percentage of nothing. - Unknown

Each small task of everyday life is part of the total harmony of the universe. - Saint Therese de Lisieux

You can break that big plan into small steps and take the first step right away. - Indira Gandhi

Neither should a ship rely on one small anchor, nor should life rest on a single hope. - Epictetus

Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together. - Vincent van Gogh

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

Most people would succeed in small things if they were not troubled with great ambitions. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

In order to be big, you have to think big. If you think small, you're going to be small. - Emeril Lagasse

Ireland is a small but insuppressible island half an hour nearer the sunset than Great Britain. - Thomas Kettle

The thing I remember about New York was how little I felt. I arrived with one small bag and $15. - Desi Arnaz

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz

Yes, know thyself: in great concerns or small,
Be this thy care, for this, my friend, is all. - Juvenal

Little girls are cute and small only to adults. To one another they are not cute. They are life-sized. - Margaret Atwood

Piglet noticed that even though he had a very small heart, it could hold a rather large amount of gratitude. - A.A. Milne

If we could eliminate the concept of town and return to live in small villages, all world problems were solved. - Rossana Condoleo

Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds. - Robert A. Heinlein

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

There is no passion to be found playing small - in settling for a life that's less than the one you're capable of living. - Nelson Mandela

I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me. - Agatha Trunchbull

If one looks at the map of the world, it's difficult to find Iraq, and one would think it rather easy to subdue such a small country. - Vladimir Putin

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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