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Worry gives a small thing a big shadow. - Swedish Proverb

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? - George Carlin

The large print giveth and the small print taketh away. - Unknown

No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted. - Aesop

Everyone, in some small sacred sanctuary of the self, is nuts. - Leo Rosten

Keep high aspirations, moderate expectations, and small needs. - H. Stein

Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out. - Robert Collier

Small opportunities are often the beginning of great enterprises. - Demosthenes

It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it. - Steven Wright

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it. - Lao Tzu

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies. - Mother Teresa

A small percentage of something is better than a larger percentage of nothing. - Unknown

You can break that big plan into small steps and take the first step right away. - Indira Gandhi

If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito. - Dalai Lama

Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Neither should a ship rely on one small anchor, nor should life rest on a single hope. - Epictetus

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. - WC Fields

Faithfulness in small things leads to faithfulness in great things, and never the other way around. - Jerry L. Lewis

The role of leadership is to transform the complex situation into small pieces and prioritize them. - Carlos Ghosn

A small group of thoughtful people could change the world. Indeed, it's the only thing that ever has. - Margaret Mead

In a litigation-happy society, clear agreements often prevent small disagreements form becoming big ones. - Harvey Mackay

You haven't stopped talking since we got here! You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle. - Groucho Marx

I keep fit. Every morning, I do a hundred laps of an Olympic-sized swimming pool - in a small motor launch. - Peter Cook

To make us feel small in the right way is a function of art; men can only make us feel small in the wrong way. - E M Forster

Mosquito: 1. A small insect designed by God to make us think better of flies; 2. The state bird of New Jersey. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. - Malcolm Muggeridge

It doesn't hurt. Nothing hurts except the small smiles and blushes that flash across the room like tiny sparrows. - Laurie H. Anderson

Life is not lost by dying; life is lost minute by minute, day by dragging day, in all the thousand small uncaring ways. - Stephen V Benet

Fairies have to be one thing or the other, because being so small they unfortunately have room for one feeling only at a time. - J.M. Barrie

Happiness always looks small while you hold it in your hands, but let it go, and you learn at once how big and precious it is. - Maxim Gorky

I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to accomplish small tasks as if they were great and noble. - Helen Keller

There is no passion to be found playing small - in settling for a life that's less than the one you're capable of living. - Nelson Mandela

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill

I would rather live in a world where my life is surrounded by mystery than live in a world so small that my mind could comprehend it. - Harry E. Fosdick

I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me. - Agatha Trunchbull

Have a bias towards action - let's see something happen now. You can break that big plan into small steps and take the first step right away. - Indira Gandhi


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