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Needle's Eye Bike

Knit-wit goes for a bicycle ride

Needle's Eye Bike thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Needlework on a roll

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Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

Words are the small change of thought. - Jules Renard

Speech is the small change of silence. - George Meredith

Debugging: Removing needles from a haystack - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No matter how small the star is, it still shines. - John McKinley Pride Jr.

The large print giveth and the small print taketh away. - Unknown

There is no eel so small but it hopes to become a whale. - German Proverb

Faith is the small mustard seed of opportunities every day. - Mark Batterson

People who are wrapped up in themselves make small packages. - Benjamin Franklin

We can do no great things; only small things with great love. - Mother Teresa

If you cannot do great things, do small things in a great way. - Napoleon Hill

Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs. - Henry Ford

One of the secrets of a happy life is continuous small treats. - Irish Murdoch

True love is like little roses, sweet, fragrant in small doses. - Ana Claudia Antunes

He is invited to do great things who receives small things greatly. - Cassiodorus

When a man is wrapped up in himself he makes a pretty small package. - John Ruskin

Dream no small dreams for they have no power to move the hearts of men. - Goethe

A small percentage of something is better than a larger percentage of nothing. - Unknown

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

In the successful organization, no detail is too small to escape close attention. - Lou Holtz

Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Any concern too small to be turned into a prayer is too small to be made into a burden. - Corrie ten Boom

Whoever is careless with truth in small matters cannot be trusted in important affairs. - Albert Einstein

Lawyers are like foxes, small and innocuous, but all the time stealthily sniffing the air. - Michael O'Sullivan

Faithfulness in small things leads to faithfulness in great things, and never the other way around. - Jerry L. Lewis

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

You haven't stopped talking since we got here! You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle. - Groucho Marx

Piglet noticed that even though he had a very small heart, it could hold a rather large amount of gratitude. - A.A. Milne

To make us feel small in the right way is a function of art; men can only make us feel small in the wrong way. - E M Forster

Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds. - Robert A. Heinlein

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

No matter how talented you are, if you don't persist, the probability of achieving your goals is extremely small. - Camilla Dorand

Life is not lost by dying; life is lost minute by minute, day by dragging day, in all the thousand small uncaring ways. - Stephen V Benet

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

The symbolic want in their material possessions is only a small spec of the massive blob of need in their spiritual dilemma. - Ravi Zacharias

I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to accomplish small tasks as if they were great and noble. - Helen Keller

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

It was any outcast's nightmare. If I looked carefully, I suspected I might find it beneath the black paint of the small acrylic by the window. - Nancy Werlin

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan

Miracles are a retelling in small letters of the very same story which is written across the whole world in letters too large for some of us to see. - C S Lewis


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