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Needle's Eye Bike

Knit-wit goes for a bicycle ride

Needle's Eye Bike thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Needlework on a roll

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Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

The people are to be taken in small doses. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

Think big thoughts but relish small pleasures. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? - George Carlin

This is one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind. - Neil Armstrong

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs. - Henry Ford

Do not forget small kindnesses and do not remember small faults. - Chinese Proverb

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Great opportunities come to those who make the most of small ones. - Unknown

It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

Small minds are concerned with the extraordinary, great minds with the ordinary. - Blaise Pascal

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased. - John Nesvig

Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together. - Vincent van Gogh

Any concern too small to be turned into a prayer is too small to be made into a burden. - Corrie ten Boom

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

Most people would succeed in small things if they were not troubled with great ambitions. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Ireland is a small but insuppressible island half an hour nearer the sunset than Great Britain. - Thomas Kettle

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz

Yes, know thyself: in great concerns or small,
Be this thy care, for this, my friend, is all. - Juvenal

The control of large numbers is possible, and like unto that of small numbers, if we subdivide them. - Sun Tze

In a litigation-happy society, clear agreements often prevent small disagreements form becoming big ones. - Harvey Mackay

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

Don't be afraid to take a big step if one is indicated. You can't cross a chasm in two small jumps. - David Lloyd George

Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways it can change someone else's life forever. - Margaret Cho

If we could eliminate the concept of town and return to live in small villages, all world problems were solved. - Rossana Condoleo

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

No matter how talented you are, if you don't persist, the probability of achieving your goals is extremely small. - Camilla Dorand

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to accomplish small tasks as if they were great and noble. - Helen Keller

There is no passion to be found playing small - in settling for a life that's less than the one you're capable of living. - Nelson Mandela

He either fears his fate too much,
Or his deserts are small,
Who dares not put it to the touch
To gain or lose it all - Marquis of Montrose

Laws are like spiders' webs which, if anything small falls into them they ensnare it, but large things break through and escape. - Solon

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan


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