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Needle's Eye Bike

Knit-wit goes for a bicycle ride

Needle's Eye Bike thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Needlework on a roll

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Worry gives a small thing a big shadow. - Swedish Proverb

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

Wink at small faults; remember thou hast great ones. - Benjamin Franklin

Social media allows big companies to act small again. - Jay Baer

Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win. - Jonathan Kozol

The large print giveth and the small print taketh away. - Unknown

Format: A small rug to wipe your feet on on a muddy day. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The needle of our conscience is as good a compass as any. - Ruth Wolff

Small opportunities are often the beginning of great enterprises. - Demosthenes

It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman

When a man is wrapped up in himself he makes a pretty small package. - John Ruskin

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies. - Mother Teresa

A position of eminence makes a great person greater and a small person less. - Jean De La Bruyère

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

Each small task of everyday life is part of the total harmony of the universe. - Saint Therese de Lisieux

When I see my granddaughters make small discoveries of their own, I wish I were a child. - Dr. Seuss

You will become as small as your controlling desire; as great as your dominant aspiration. - James Allen

In order to be big, you have to think big. If you think small, you're going to be small. - Emeril Lagasse

Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson

Ireland is a small but insuppressible island half an hour nearer the sunset than Great Britain. - Thomas Kettle

The thing I remember about New York was how little I felt. I arrived with one small bag and $15. - Desi Arnaz

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. - WC Fields

The control of large numbers is possible, and like unto that of small numbers, if we subdivide them. - Sun Tze

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about themselves, and small people talk about others. - John C Maxwell

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

You haven't stopped talking since we got here! You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle. - Groucho Marx

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways it can change someone else's life forever. - Margaret Cho

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. - Malcolm Muggeridge

It doesn't hurt. Nothing hurts except the small smiles and blushes that flash across the room like tiny sparrows. - Laurie H. Anderson

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

Happiness always looks small while you hold it in your hands, but let it go, and you learn at once how big and precious it is. - Maxim Gorky

I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to accomplish small tasks as if they were great and noble. - Helen Keller

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe

I can almost feel the wind beneath my wings; I can almost taste the thrill of flying away from this small town and never looking back. - Tessa Hall

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. - Mark Twain


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