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Needle's Eye Bike

Knit-wit goes for a bicycle ride

Needle's Eye Bike thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Needlework on a roll

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Speech is the small change of silence. - George Meredith

Whining is anger through a small opening. - Al Franken

Ill can he rule the great that cannot reach the small. - Edmund Spenser

Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win. - Jonathan Kozol

No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted. - Aesop

We can do no great things; only small things with great love. - Mother Theresa

Everyone, in some small sacred sanctuary of the self, is nuts. - Leo Rosten

Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out. - Robert Collier

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Great opportunities come to those who make the most of small ones. - Unknown

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising. - Mark Twain

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

Each small task of everyday life is part of the total harmony of the universe. - Saint Therese de Lisieux

You can break that big plan into small steps and take the first step right away. - Indira Gandhi

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased. - John Nesvig

You get an education when you read the small print. You get a shock when you don't. - Buck Tracy

Any concern too small to be turned into a prayer is too small to be made into a burden. - Corrie ten Boom

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

You will become as small as your controlling desire; as great as your dominant aspiration. - James Allen

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

Happiness hides in life's small details. If you're not looking, it becomes invisible. - Joyce Brothers

Ireland is a small but insuppressible island half an hour nearer the sunset than Great Britain. - Thomas Kettle

The thing I remember about New York was how little I felt. I arrived with one small bag and $15. - Desi Arnaz

Faithfulness in small things leads to faithfulness in great things, and never the other way around. - Jerry L. Lewis

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

The guitar is a small orchestra. It is polyphonic. Every string is a different color, a different voice. - Andres Segovia

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways it can change someone else's life forever. - Margaret Cho

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history. - Mahatma Gandhi

No matter how talented you are, if you don't persist, the probability of achieving your goals is extremely small. - Camilla Dorand

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to accomplish small tasks as if they were great and noble. - Helen Keller

He either fears his fate too much,
Or his deserts are small,
Who dares not put it to the touch
To gain or lose it all - Marquis of Montrose

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill

I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me. - Agatha Trunchbull

It was any outcast's nightmare. If I looked carefully, I suspected I might find it beneath the black paint of the small acrylic by the window. - Nancy Werlin


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