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Needle's Eye Bike

Knit-wit goes for a bicycle ride

Needle's Eye Bike thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Needlework on a roll

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Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

A multitude of small delights constitutes happiness. - Charles Baudelaire

Ill can he rule the great that cannot reach the small. - Edmund Spenser

Why is it we never get our bad medicine in small doses? - Edmund H North

Cross-country skiing is great if you live in a small country. - Steven Wright

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

One of the secrets of a happy life is continuous small treats. - Irish Murdoch

Great opportunities come to those who make the most of small ones. - Unknown

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

Harmony makes small things grow; lack of it makes great things decay. - Sallust

Dream no small dreams for they have no power to move the hearts of men. - Goethe

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising. - Mark Twain

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

In the successful organization, no detail is too small to escape close attention. - Lou Holtz

If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito. - Dalai Lama

Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together. - Vincent van Gogh

Whoever is careless with truth in small matters cannot be trusted in important affairs. - Albert Einstein

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

Most people would succeed in small things if they were not troubled with great ambitions. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown

Don't be afraid to take a big step if one is indicated. You can't cross a chasm in two small jumps. - David Lloyd George

I keep fit. Every morning, I do a hundred laps of an Olympic-sized swimming pool - in a small motor launch. - Peter Cook

If we could eliminate the concept of town and return to live in small villages, all world problems were solved. - Rossana Condoleo

Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds. - Robert A. Heinlein

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. - Malcolm Muggeridge

No matter how talented you are, if you don't persist, the probability of achieving your goals is extremely small. - Camilla Dorand

Life is not lost by dying; life is lost minute by minute, day by dragging day, in all the thousand small uncaring ways. - Stephen V Benet

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

The symbolic want in their material possessions is only a small spec of the massive blob of need in their spiritual dilemma. - Ravi Zacharias

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

Fairies have to be one thing or the other, because being so small they unfortunately have room for one feeling only at a time. - J.M. Barrie

Happiness always looks small while you hold it in your hands, but let it go, and you learn at once how big and precious it is. - Maxim Gorky

Laws are like spiders' webs which, if anything small falls into them they ensnare it, but large things break through and escape. - Solon

I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me. - Agatha Trunchbull

I can almost feel the wind beneath my wings; I can almost taste the thrill of flying away from this small town and never looking back. - Tessa Hall

It was any outcast's nightmare. If I looked carefully, I suspected I might find it beneath the black paint of the small acrylic by the window. - Nancy Werlin


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