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Fibula: A small lie - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Speech is the small change of silence. - George Meredith

Worry gives a small thing a big shadow. - Swedish Proverb

Whining is anger through a small opening. - Al Franken

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

Debugging: Removing needles from a haystack - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

A person's a person, no matter how small. - Dr. Seuss

No matter how small the star is, it still shines. - John McKinley Pride Jr.

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown

Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win. - Jonathan Kozol

It's always the small pieces that make the big picture. - Unknown

Faith is the small mustard seed of opportunities every day. - Mark Batterson

Everyone, in some small sacred sanctuary of the self, is nuts. - Leo Rosten

True love is like little roses, sweet, fragrant in small doses. - Ana Claudia Antunes

Do not forget small kindnesses and do not remember small faults. - Chinese Proverb

Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out. - Robert Collier

Small opportunities are often the beginning of great enterprises. - Demosthenes

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

You will become as small as your controlling desire; as great as your dominant aspiration. - James Allen

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. - WC Fields

The role of leadership is to transform the complex situation into small pieces and prioritize them. - Carlos Ghosn

The control of large numbers is possible, and like unto that of small numbers, if we subdivide them. - Sun Tze

In a litigation-happy society, clear agreements often prevent small disagreements form becoming big ones. - Harvey Mackay

Piglet noticed that even though he had a very small heart, it could hold a rather large amount of gratitude. - A.A. Milne

Absence destroys small passions and increases great ones, as the wind extinguishes tapers and kindles fires. - Unknown

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

If we could eliminate the concept of town and return to live in small villages, all world problems were solved. - Rossana Condoleo

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history. - Mahatma Gandhi

Life is not lost by dying; life is lost minute by minute, day by dragging day, in all the thousand small uncaring ways. - Stephen V Benet

Happiness always looks small while you hold it in your hands, but let it go, and you learn at once how big and precious it is. - Maxim Gorky

I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to accomplish small tasks as if they were great and noble. - Helen Keller

Laws are like spiders' webs which, if anything small falls into them they ensnare it, but large things break through and escape. - Solon

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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