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Needle's Eye Bike

Knit-wit goes for a bicycle ride

Needle's Eye Bike thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Needlework on a roll

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Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

Whining is anger through a small opening. - Al Franken

Never let a small setback ruin your future. - Unknown

Think big thoughts but relish small pleasures. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? - George Carlin

Wink at small faults; remember thou hast great ones. - Benjamin Franklin

Social media allows big companies to act small again. - Jay Baer

The large print giveth and the small print taketh away. - Unknown

The needle of our conscience is as good a compass as any. - Ruth Wolff

Keep high aspirations, moderate expectations, and small needs. - H. Stein

Small opportunities are often the beginning of great enterprises. - Demosthenes

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

He is invited to do great things who receives small things greatly. - Cassiodorus

It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it. - Steven Wright

When a man is wrapped up in himself he makes a pretty small package. - John Ruskin

Harmony makes small things grow; lack of it makes great things decay. - Sallust

Trust is hard to come by. That's why my circle is small and tight. - Eminem

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising. - Mark Twain

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

Each small task of everyday life is part of the total harmony of the universe. - Saint Therese de Lisieux

Heed the still small voice that so seldom leads us wrong, and never into folly. - Marquise du Deffand

Small minds are concerned with the extraordinary, great minds with the ordinary. - Blaise Pascal

Trust the small voice inside you which tells you exactly what to say, what to decide. - Ingrid Bergman

It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased. - John Nesvig

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown

The role of leadership is to transform the complex situation into small pieces and prioritize them. - Carlos Ghosn

The guitar is a small orchestra. It is polyphonic. Every string is a different color, a different voice. - Andres Segovia

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about themselves, and small people talk about others. - John C Maxwell

Piglet noticed that even though he had a very small heart, it could hold a rather large amount of gratitude. - A.A. Milne

It doesn't hurt. Nothing hurts except the small smiles and blushes that flash across the room like tiny sparrows. - Laurie H. Anderson

No matter how talented you are, if you don't persist, the probability of achieving your goals is extremely small. - Camilla Dorand

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

Fairies have to be one thing or the other, because being so small they unfortunately have room for one feeling only at a time. - J.M. Barrie

If you want small changes in your life, work on your attitude. But if you want big and primary changes, work on your paradigm. - Stephen Covey

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe

I would rather live in a world where my life is surrounded by mystery than live in a world so small that my mind could comprehend it. - Harry E. Fosdick

I can almost feel the wind beneath my wings; I can almost taste the thrill of flying away from this small town and never looking back. - Tessa Hall

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

It was any outcast's nightmare. If I looked carefully, I suspected I might find it beneath the black paint of the small acrylic by the window. - Nancy Werlin

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan


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