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Needle's Eye Bike

Knit-wit goes for a bicycle ride

Needle's Eye Bike thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Needlework on a roll

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Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

Words are the small change of thought. - Jules Renard

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

Think big thoughts but relish small pleasures. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? - George Carlin

Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win. - Jonathan Kozol

The needle of our conscience is as good a compass as any. - Ruth Wolff

My heart is small, like a love of buttons or black pepper. - S. Jane Sloat

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

Everyone, in some small sacred sanctuary of the self, is nuts. - Leo Rosten

Keep high aspirations, moderate expectations, and small needs. - H. Stein

Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs. - Henry Ford

Do not forget small kindnesses and do not remember small faults. - Chinese Proverb

Small opportunities are often the beginning of great enterprises. - Demosthenes

It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it. - Steven Wright

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

Heed the still small voice that so seldom leads us wrong, and never into folly. - Marquise du Deffand

Small minds are concerned with the extraordinary, great minds with the ordinary. - Blaise Pascal

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased. - John Nesvig

Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together. - Vincent van Gogh

Any concern too small to be turned into a prayer is too small to be made into a burden. - Corrie ten Boom

Most people would succeed in small things if they were not troubled with great ambitions. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

In order to be big, you have to think big. If you think small, you're going to be small. - Emeril Lagasse

Happiness hides in life's small details. If you're not looking, it becomes invisible. - Joyce Brothers

The thing I remember about New York was how little I felt. I arrived with one small bag and $15. - Desi Arnaz

Faithfulness in small things leads to faithfulness in great things, and never the other way around. - Jerry L. Lewis

The guitar is a small orchestra. It is polyphonic. Every string is a different color, a different voice. - Andres Segovia

A small group of thoughtful people could change the world. Indeed, it's the only thing that ever has. - Margaret Mead

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

You haven't stopped talking since we got here! You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle. - Groucho Marx

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history. - Mahatma Gandhi

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill

I would rather live in a world where my life is surrounded by mystery than live in a world so small that my mind could comprehend it. - Harry E. Fosdick

I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me. - Agatha Trunchbull

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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