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Neighbour's Fence

How you can tell who built the fence

Neighbour's Fence thanks to Mike King

Why not just buy shorter nails?

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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Good fences make good neighbors. - Robert Frost

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only fence against the world is a thorough knowledge of it. - John Locke

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

When all you've got is a hammer, bad service looks like a nail. - Doc Searls

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

If the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail. - Abraham Maslow

Most stress is caused by people who overestimate the importance of their problems. - Michael LeBoeuf

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

To the man who only has a hammer, everything he encounters begins to look like a nail. - Abraham Maslow

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

Fence: 1. The difference between one yard and two yards; 2. Runs around the garden without moving. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bob War: (Southern) A sharp, twisted cable. Usage: 'Boy, stay away from that bob war fence.' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

Love recognizes no barriers. It jumps hurdles, leaps fences, penetrates walls to arrive at its destination full of hope. - Maya Angelou

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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