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Nerve Twitch

Twisting your optic nerves in a bunch

Nerve Twitch thanks to Keith Blake

Josh thought his shadow diet was growing a little thin

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A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

Keep calm and look for your shadow. - Unknown

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin

It is a terrible thing to see and have no vision. - Helen Keller

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. - Frank Zappa

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

An artist is not paid for his labor but for his vision. - James M Whistler

Great art is the contempt of a great man for small art. - F Scott Fitzgerald

A vision is a compelling image of an achievable future. - Laura B. Fortgang

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Beware lest you lose the substance by grasping at the shadow. - Aesop

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure. - Dale Carnegie

Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it. - Sam Kinison

Art doesn't reproduce the visible but rather makes it visible. - Paul Klee

Republicans are men of narrow vision, who are afraid of the future. - Jimmy Carter

The only thing worse than being blind is having sight but no vision. - Helen Keller

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

If thou art a master, sometimes be blind; if a servant, sometimes be deaf. - Thomas Fuller

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

Building a visionary company requires one percent vision and 99 percent alignment. - Jim Collins

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art. - Oscar Wilde

When you have vision it affects your attitude. Your attitude is optimistic rather than pessimistic. - Charles R Swindoll

A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt

Art is a human activity having for its purpose the transmission to others of the highest and best feelings. - Leo Tolstoy

I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better. - Plutarch

The vision of a champion is someone who is drenched in sweat at the point of exhaustion when no one else is watching. - Anson Dorrance

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside awakens. - Carl Jung

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay


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