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All art is quite useless. - Oscar Wilde

Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Ghost: A shadow of its former self - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

It was like trying to see a shadow in the dark. - Melissa Andrea

It is a terrible thing to see and have no vision. - Helen Keller

Oregano: The ancient Italian art of pizza folding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

Art doesn't reproduce the visible but rather makes it visible. - Paul Klee

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

Art is much less important than life, but what a poor life without it. - Robert Motherwell

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

Art is so wonderfully irrational, exuberantly pointless, but necessary all the same. - Gunter Grass

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

For me it's all about personal vision - is there something about a subject that uniquely speaks to me. - Leonard Nimoy

Ethics is in origin the art of recommending to others the sacrifices required for cooperation with oneself. - Bertrand Russell

Build. Destroy. Rebuild. I've mastered the art of bouncing back. Now to master the art of not having to. - Unknown

Vision is the world's most desperate need. There are no hopeless situations, only people who think hopelessly. - Winifred Newman

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

Preaching is not the art of making a sermon and delivering it. Preaching is the art of making a preacher and delivering him. - Bishop Quayle

If we hope for what we are not likely to possess, we act and think in vain, and make life a greater dream and shadow than it really is. - Joseph Addison

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi


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