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Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Ghost: A shadow of its former self - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

Time flies over us, but leaves its shadow behind. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Love the art in yourself, not yourself in the art. - Constantin Stanislavski

Art is not what you see, but what you make others see. - Degas

An artist is not paid for his labor but for his vision. - James M Whistler

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

Controversy is part of the nature of art and creativity. - Yoko Ono

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

Beware lest you lose the substance by grasping at the shadow. - Aesop

The essence of all beautiful art, all great art, is gratitude. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler

Art doesn't reproduce the visible but rather makes it visible. - Paul Klee

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

Vision without action is daydream. Action without vision is nightmare. - Japanese Proverb

The most sudden and visible good effects were from oranges and lemons. - James Lind

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every man takes the limits of his own field of vision for the limits of the world. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Music brings a warm glow to my vision, thawing mind and muscle from their endless wintering. - Haruki Murakami

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying. - Oscar Wilde

An author in his book must be like God in the universe: present everywhere and visible nowhere. - Gustave Flaubert

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

Build. Destroy. Rebuild. I've mastered the art of bouncing back. Now to master the art of not having to. - Unknown

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

The companies that work are the ones that people really care about and have a vision for the world, so do something you like. - Mark Zuckerberg

The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus

Some men's ambition is art, some men's ambition is fame, some men's ambition is gold. My ambition is the souls of men. - William Booth

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

The bravest are surely those who have the clearest vision of what is before them, glory and danger alike, and yet notwithstanding, go out to meet it. - Thucydides


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