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Never Stop Sign

Relationship signs with a 'Stop Not' meaning

Never Stop Sign thanks to Luana Cardoso

With love from Brazil

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Admiration, like love, wears out. - Marquis de Vauvenargues

Where there is love there is life. - Gandhi

If you have love, it's easier. - Joe Segal

A loving heart is the truest wisdom. - Charles Dickens

We accept the love we think we deserve. - Stephen Chbosky

Love is a great wrecker of peace of mind. - Susan Cheever

Shift from judgment to compassion to love. - Thomas Leonard

Love is the ultimate no-calorie sweetener. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

If there were no love, there'd be no grief. - Zig Ziglar

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

I love mankind... It's people I can't stand. - Linus Van Pelt

A kiss is a rosy dot over the "i" of loving. - Cyrano de Bergerac

Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired. - Robert Frost

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. - Harold Hulbert

Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek

I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product. - Ron White

I don't want to live - I want to love first and live incidentally. - Zelda Fitzgerald

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry. - Oscar Wilde

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

The human heart is a strange vessel. Love and hatred can exist side by side. - Scott Westerfeld

Sharing oft leaves less. But with love the more we share, the fuller our hearts. - J. Benson

Some of the greatest love affairs I've known involved one actor, unassisted. - Wilson Mizner

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love. - Tom Robbins

If you took love out of the equation, I wouldn't know what else to write about. - Nick Cave

Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age. - Unknown

Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else. - George Bernard Shaw

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. - Franklin P. Jones

My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look. - Mia Farrow

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. - George Burns

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby

Love is not finding someone to live with; it’s finding someone you can’t live without. - Rafael Ortiz

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

Love, like democracy, can survive almost any attack - except neglect, indifference and maybe an arrow in the back. - Unknown

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

One's life has value so long as one attributes value to the life of others, by means of love, friendship, indignation, and compassion. - Simone de Beauvoir

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim


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