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Never Stop Sign

Relationship signs with a 'Stop Not' meaning

Never Stop Sign thanks to Luana Cardoso

With love from Brazil

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Forgiveness is the final form of love. - Reinhold Niebuhr

When love is not madness, it is not love. - Pedro Calderon

Love should be allowed. I'm all for it. - Truman Capote

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

The only abnormality is the incapacity to love. - Anais Nin

Love sought is good, but given unsought is better. - William Shakespeare

Love many, trust few, and always paddle your own canoe. - American Proverb

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. - H L Mencken

In a nutshell, loving someone is about giving, not receiving. - Nicholas Sparks

I have fallen in love with someone who is hiding inside of you. - Hafiz

I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry. - Oscar Wilde

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

If you took love out of the equation, I wouldn't know what else to write about. - Nick Cave

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Don't search for the meaning of life. Simply be present for the people you love. - Maxime Lagace

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. - Franklin P. Jones

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Love deeply, love without jealousy, love blissfully and help each other to be more meditative. - Osho

A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity. - Agatha Christie

I love my father as the stars - he's a bright shining example and a happy twinkling in my heart. - Terri Guillemets

Those marriages generally abound most with love and constancy, that are preceded by a long courtship. - Joseph Addison

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

Loving someone is a loss of freedom - but one doesn't think of it as loss because one gains so much else. - Erica Jong

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

We always deceive ourselves twice about the people we love - first to their advantage, then to their disadvantage. - Albert Camus

Plant a radish, get a radish - never any doubt. That's why I love vegetables; you know what they're about. - Tom Jones

A father is neither an anchor to hold us back nor a sail to take us there, but a guiding light whose love shows us the way. - Unknown

Free will, though it makes evil possible, is also the only thing that makes possible any love or goodness or joy worth having. - C S Lewis

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

William Hurt has a painful last name. Kevin Love has a name perfect for February 14th. But what about Johnny Longdong? Where does he fit? - Jarod Kintz

To be kind to all, to like many and love a few, to be needed and wanted by those we love, is certainly the nearest we can come to happiness. - Mary Roberts Rinehart

Lord, make me an instrument of thy peace. Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Francis of Assisi

The highest patriotism is not a blind acceptance of official policy, but a love of one's country deep enough to call her to a higher plain. - George McGovern


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