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Never Stop Sign

Relationship signs with a 'Stop Not' meaning

Never Stop Sign thanks to Luana Cardoso

With love from Brazil

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All real men love to eat. - Marlene Dietrich

Love is a hole in the heart. - Ben Hecht

I love life because what more is there. - Anthony Hopkins

Falling in love is so hard on the knees. - Aerosmith

Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs. - William Shakespeare

Love your enemy - it will scare the hell out of them. - Mark Twain

Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place. - Zora Neale Hurston

Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G K Chesterton

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - John Ruskin

My heart is small, like a love of buttons or black pepper. - S. Jane Sloat

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

I'm radioactive. I repel everything and everyone I love. - Jack Yesthth

In a nutshell, loving someone is about giving, not receiving. - Nicholas Sparks

To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of existence. - Sydney Smith

There is only one happiness in this life, to love and be loved. - George Sand

Many waters cannot quench love, neither can the floods drown it. - Unknown

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

What shall I do to love? Believe.
What shall I do to believe? Love. - Irish Proverb

Love is never as ferocious as when you think it's going to leave you. - Anita Shreve

The four absolutes we all have in our minds: love, justice, evil, and forgiveness. - Ravi Zacharias

The people you love become ghosts inside of you, and like this you keep them alive. - Rob Montgomery

While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump

To love for the sake of being loved is human, But to love for the sake of loving is angelic. - Alphonse M L de Lamartine

The longest absence is less perilous to love than the terrible trials of incessant proximity. - Ouida

It is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them. - Agatha Christie

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

Like you might love watching basketball, but that don't mean that you'll get on the court. - Lil Baby

She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me. - Groucho Marx

Surfing is very much like making love. It always feels good, no matter how many times you've done it. - Paul Strauch

The opposite of love isn't hate - it's indifference. And if you hate me, that means you still care. - Marcia Cross

I look back on my childhood and thank the stars above. For everything you gave me, but mostly for your love. - Wayne F Winters

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

People are weird. When we find someone with weirdness that is compatible with ours, we team up and call it love. - Dr. Seuss

You know it's love when all you want is that person to be happy, even if you're not part of their happiness. - Julia Roberts

I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. - Audrey Hepburn

William Hurt has a painful last name. Kevin Love has a name perfect for February 14th. But what about Johnny Longdong? Where does he fit? - Jarod Kintz

Drink and dance and laugh and lie,
Love, the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.) - Dorothy Parker


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