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Never Stop Sign

Relationship signs with a 'Stop Not' meaning

Never Stop Sign thanks to Luana Cardoso

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Hate the sin, love the sinner. - Mahatma Gandhi

Manners are love in a cool climate. - Quentin Crisp

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

Love is a better teacher than duty. - Albert Einstein

In the race for love, I was scratched. - Joan Davis

I love the smell of rain and growing things. - Serina Hernandez

At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet. - Plato

Kindness is loving people more than they deserve. - Joseph Joubert

A lot of people attack the sea. I make love to it. - Jacques Cousteau

Love your enemy - it will scare the hell out of them. - Mark Twain

Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it? - Homer Simpson

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

Recognize, appreciate and repay your parents' love. - Cheng Yen

In a nutshell, loving someone is about giving, not receiving. - Nicholas Sparks

Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law. - Boethius

One who marries for love along will have bad days but good nights. - Egyptian Proverb

Love is something eternal; the aspect may change, but not the essence. - Vincent van Gogh

I don't know that love changes. People change. Circumstances change. - Nicholas Sparks

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy. - Frank Sinatra

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties. - Jules Renard

To love to preach is one thing; to love to whom you preach is quite another. - D. Martin Lloyd-Jones

We love life, not because we are used to living but because we are used to loving. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I might love my e-reader, but I'd never pass up the chance to browse real books. - Nichole Chase

My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look. - Mia Farrow

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money. - Jackie Mason

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

From success you get a lot of things, but not that great inside thing that love brings you. - Samuel Goldwyn

If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes. - Chuck Palahniuk

It is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them. - Agatha Christie

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are the same people. - G K Chesterton

Every man is afraid of something. That's how you know he's in love with you; when he is afraid of losing you. - Unknown

Do not waste time bothering whether you love your neighbor; act as if you do, and you will presently come to love him. - C S Lewis

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden


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