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Freedom lies in being bold. - Robert Frost

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Find inner peace? I looked; it wasn't there. - Bob Geldorf

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

Freedom of the press is limited to those who own one. - A.J. Liebling

Peace is when time doesn't matter as it passes by. - Maria Schell

The dead soldier's silence sings our national anthem. - Aaron Kilbourn

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

We come not to mourn our dead soldiers, but to praise them. - Francis A Walker

Learning to ignore things is one of the great paths to inner peace. - Robert J Sawyer

The secret of happiness is freedom; the secret of freedom is courage. - Carrie Jones

Be harmonious with each other, enrich the soldiers, ignore all others. - Septimius Severus

The General was essentially a man of peace, except in his domestic life. - Oscar Wilde

May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb

Never wear your best trousers when you go out to fight for freedom and truth. - Henrik Ibsen

Two armies that fight each other is like one large army that commits suicide. - Henri Barbusse

In the last analysis, our only freedom is the freedom to discipline ourselves. - Bernard Baruch

For I remember it is Easter morn, and life and love and peace are all new born. - Alice F Palmer

It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency. - George W. Bush

A nation which makes the final sacrifice for life and freedom does not get beaten. - Kemal Ataturk

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer. - Marshall Lumsden

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

If we do not believe in freedom of speech for those we despise, we do not believe in it at all. - Noam Chomsky

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

Until we extend the circle of our compassion to all living things, we will not ourselves find peace. - Albert Schweitzer

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

Let us be of good cheer, remembering that the misfortunes hardest to bear are those that will never happen. - James Russell Lowell

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. - Benjamin Franklin

Perfect freedom is as necessary to the health and vigor of commerce as it is to the health and vigor of citizenship. - Patrick Henry

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

Freedom has many difficulties and democracy is not perfect. But we have never had to put a wall up to keep our people in. - John F Kennedy

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

The greatest advantage I know of being thought a wit by the world is that it gives one the greater freedom of playing the fool. - Jonathan Swift

When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace. - George Bernard Shaw

The day I understood everything, was the day I stopped trying to figure everything out. The day I knew peace was the day I let everything go. - C. JoyBell


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