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Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Adults are just obsolete children. - Dr. Seuss

A child's first teacher is its mother. - Peng Liyuan

A mother understands what a child does not say. - Jewish Proverb

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

The childhood shows the man, as morning shows the day. - John Milton

Our children are only as brilliant as we allow them to be. - Eric Micha'el Leventhal

A new toy is something a child uses to break his old toys. - Joe-kster

Little children, little sorrows; big children, great sorrows. - Danish Proverb

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow

There are two lasting bequests we can give our children. One is roots. The other is wings. - Hodding S. Carter

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. - Aristotle

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

Children aren't happy without something to ignore, and that's what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners. - Unknown

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

If I had one wish for my children, it would be that each of them would reach for goals that have meaning for them as individuals. - Lillian Carter

Nobody can do for little children what grandparents do. Grandparents sort of sprinkle stardust over the lives of little children. - Alex Haley

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, 'keep away from children.' - Susan Savannah


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