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Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

A child is a curly dimpled lunatic. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Children need models rather than critics. - Joseph Joubert

Familiarity breeds contempt - and children. - Mark Twain

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. - Steven Wright

Bison: What you say when your child leaves for school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children. - Sam Levenson

The childhood shows the man, as morning shows the day. - John Milton

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Little children, little sorrows; big children, great sorrows. - Danish Proverb

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Children are one third of our population and all of our future. - Unknown

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. - Red Buttons

Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best. - Bob Talbert

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

Nature reserves the right to inflict upon her children the most terrifying jests. - Thornton Wilder

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

I invite everyone to choose forgiveness rather than division, teamwork over personal ambition. - Jean-Francois Cope

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

Children aren't happy without something to ignore, and that's what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

Eddie discovered one of his childhood's great truths. Grownups are the real monsters, he thought. - Stephen King

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck

There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, employ someone, or forbid your children to do it. - Mona Crane

A children's story that can only be enjoyed by children is not a good children's story in the slightest. - C S Lewis

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

Every time a child says, "I don't believe in fairies," there is a little fairy somewhere that falls down dead. - Sir James M. Barrie

Our society is walking through a maze of cultural land mines and the heaviest price is exacted as we send our children on ahead. - Ravi Zacharias

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me. - Agatha Trunchbull

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, 'keep away from children.' - Susan Savannah


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