New Generation Priorities

Children make your life important. - Erma Bombeck

Every child begins the world again. - Henry David Thoreau

Children are poor people's riches. - Unknown

It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

Our children are only as brilliant as we allow them to be. - Eric Micha'el Leventhal

A new toy is something a child uses to break his old toys. - Joe-kster

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed. - Maria Montessori

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

The most sophisticated people I know - inside they are all children. - Jim Henson

Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything. - Giacomo Leopardi

I'm contributing to the, waddya call, on the loosincy of a child. - Archie Bunker

Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action. - Benjamin Disraeli

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. - Fran Lebowitz

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

There are only two lasting bequests we can give our children - one is roots, and the other, wings. - Hodding S. Carter

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up. - Will Rogers

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

Grown-ups never understand anything by themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them. - Antoine de Saint-Expurey

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia