New Generation Priorities

Children need models rather than critics. - Joseph Joubert

Children make you want to start life over. - Muhammad Ali

Familiarity breeds contempt - and children. - Mark Twain

It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

My mom had a very difficult childhood. My childhood. - Cindy Marzahn

For when a child is born the mother also is born again. - Gilbert Parker

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

Wrinkles are hereditary. Parents get them from their children. - Doris Day

Vaseball: A game of catch played by children in the living room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see. - Neil Postman

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

Always kiss your children goodnight - even if they're already asleep. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression. - Haim Ginott

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. - Unknown

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

I had a very happy childhood, which is unsuitable if you're going to be an Irish writer. - Maeve Binchy

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. - Lane Olinghouse

Children seldom misquote. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. - Unknown

Mid-life crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about the same age. - William D Tammeus

The best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. - Harry S Truman

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

Abundance and vigor of automatic movements are desirable, and even a considerable degree of restlessness is a good sign in young children. - G Stanley Hall

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren