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New Generation Priorities

Mommy - this app doesn't tell me when to let go!

New Generation Priorities thanks to Jim Serritella

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Adults are just outdated children. - Dr. Seuss

A mother understands what a child does not say. - Jewish Proverb

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

Our children are only as brilliant as we allow them to be. - Eric Micha'el Leventhal

What a morning - fresh as if issued to children on a beach. - Virginia Woolf

The great man is one who never loses his child’s heart. - Mencius

Iconomic: Making do with fewer icons on your computer desktop - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you. - Dick Cavett

Top Bunk: Where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best. - Bob Talbert

Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action. - Benjamin Disraeli

Women should not have children after 35. Really? 35 children is enough. - Bill Murray

The influence of a mother in the lives of her children is beyond calculation. - James E Faust

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

I learn things from my kids constantly. Most of their knowledge comes from Snapple caps. - Jimmy Kimmel

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

Energy: Element of vitality kids always have an oversupply of until asked to do something - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

If you bungle raising your children, I don't think whatever else you do well matters very much. - Jacquelyn Kennedy

Eddie discovered one of his childhood's great truths. Grownups are the real monsters, he thought. - Stephen King

Children seldom misquote. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. - Unknown

As a child, I was subjected to a lot of spaghetti Westerns and hated them. I wanted the Indians to win. - Kara Walker

Every child should have an occasional pat on the back as long as it is applied low enough and hard enough. - Bishop Fulton J. Sheen

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

Success is the child of drudgery and perseverance. It cannot be coaxed or bribed; pay the price and it is yours. - Orison Swett Marden

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements. - Napoleon Hill

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

Our society is walking through a maze of cultural land mines and the heaviest price is exacted as we send our children on ahead. - Ravi Zacharias

Technology is just a tool. In terms of getting the kids working together and motivating them, the teacher is the most important. - Bill Gates

Grown-ups never understand anything by themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them. - Antoine de Saint-Expurey

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou


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