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New Generation Priorities thanks to Jim Serritella

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I am fond of children - except boys. - Lewis Carroll

Old men are children for a second time. - Aristophanes

Children need models rather than critics. - Joseph Joubert

I was with book, as a woman is with child. - C S Lewis

The worst children are always somebody else's. - Unknown

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

Your children will become what you are; so be what you want them to be. - Unknown

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. - Dave Barry

The influence of a mother in the lives of her children is beyond calculation. - James E Faust

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are so very mean. - Zach Galifianakis

Zucchini: Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take ‘em. - Bernie Mac

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. - John Wilmot

Every video I'm in, every magazine cover, they stretch you, they make you perfect. It's not real life. - Lady Gaga

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

It takes someone really brave to be a mother, someone strong to raise a child, and someone special to love someone more than herself. - Unknown

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia

Most of what we object to as misconduct in children is a natural rebellion against the intrusion of an unimaginative adult despotism in their lives. - Floyd Dell


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Princess Parking

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