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'I fear the day that technology will surpass our human interaction.' - Albert Einstein ... Can you imagine what the next generation is going to be like?

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Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

If the phone doesn't ring it's me. - Jimmy Buffett

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden

I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Life is like looking for your phone. Most of the time it's in your hand. - Unknown

I wanted to promote skateboarding as much as possible through different media. - Tony Hawk

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Google+ is the gym of social networking: we all join, but nobody actually uses it. - Unknown

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown

What is the most important key to success? Networking - two minds are better than one. - David Foster

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

Institutions that once had to go through media to deliver information are now themselves media. - Andrew Nachison

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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