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'I fear the day that technology will surpass our human interaction.' - Albert Einstein ... Can you imagine what the next generation is going to be like?

Group dynamics of social networking

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Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

I do everything on my phone as a lot of people do. - Mark Zuckerberg

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman

My Golden Rule of Networking is simple: Don't keep score. - Harvey Mackay

The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

Any dictator would admire the uniformity and obedience of the U.S. media. - Noam Chomsky

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Politicians who complain about the media are like sailors who complain about the sea. - Enoch Powell

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

What is the most important key to success? Networking - two minds are better than one. - David Foster

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

E-mails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. - Anna Quindlen

The main Facebook usage is so big. About 20 percent of the time people spend on their phone is on Facebook. - Mark Zuckerberg

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

Xylophone: Revolutionary communication device that turns the sounds of the voice into a mellow, musical chime - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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