Nike Coffin

The healthy die first. - Italian Proverb

I am dying beyond my means. - Oscar Wilde

Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs. - Isaiah Berlin

When I die, bury my balls next to my old bag. - Unknown

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

The only way you can become a legend is in your coffin. - Bette Davis

Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely. - Gautama Siddharta

With the newspaper strike on, I wouldn't consider dying. - Bette Davis

The Irish forgive their great men when they are safely buried. - Unknown

When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit. - Unknown

Defeat is worse than death because you have to live with defeat. - Bill Musselman

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

Tigers die and leave their skins; people die and leave their names. - Japanese Proverb

Old statisticians never die, they are just broken down by age and sex. - Unknown

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. - Rodney Dangerfield

A revolution is a struggle to the death between the future and the past. - Fidel Castro

Never knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run away. Death hates that. - Matt Frewer

The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of civilization. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it. - P.J. O'Rourke

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. - Mark Twain

You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope

When I die I want my tombstone to offer free WiFi, just so people will visit more often. - Unknown

Funeral: A pageant whereby we attest our respect for the dead by enriching the undertaker. - Ambrose Bierce

Anything I've ever done that ultimately was worthwhile... initially scared me to death. - Betty Bender

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. - S.J. Perelman

When I die I want to decompose in a barrel of porter and have it served in all the pubs in Dublin. - J.P. Donleavy

The immature man wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mature man wants to live humanely for one. - Wilheim Stekel

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

Life is not lost by dying; life is lost minute by minute, day by dragging day, in all the thousand small uncaring ways. - Stephen V Benet

When God decides who should live or die, he is immoral. When you decide who should live or die, it's your moral right. - Ravi Zacharias

Success is like death. The more successful you become, the higher the houses in the hills get and the higher the fences get. - Kevin Spacey

I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked. - George Burns

Every man's life ends the same way. It is only the details of how he lived and how he died that distinguish one man from another. - Ernest Hemingway

When you die, God and the angels will hold you accountable for all the pleasures you were allowed in this life that you denied yourself. - Unknown

When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life in such a manner that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice. - Unknown

Today is yesterday's victory, yesterday is tomorrow's conquest, and tomorrow is today's war. Though I face death, I am not fearsome. - Nadège Richards