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How to keep running in the afterlife

Nike Coffin thanks to Keith Blake

Custom coffin caskets for deceased runners

For those running out of time
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The healthy die first. - Italian Proverb

Into the sky to win or die. - Christopher Paolini

The best way to get praise is to die. - Italian Proverb

When we can't dream any longer, we die. - Emma Goldman

I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard. - Phyllis Diller

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

You live and learn, then die and forget it all. - Noel Coward

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

What happens if you get scared half to death twice? - Steven Wright

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die. - Joe Louis

If you're afraid to die, you will not be able to live. - James Baldwin

What pity is it that we can die but once to serve our country. - Joseph Addison

Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death. - Lyman Beecher

To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure. - J K Rowling

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. - Rodney Dangerfield

Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn. - Fulton J. Sheen

Bravery is the capacity to perform properly even when scared half to death. - Omar Brailey

The past attracts me, the present frightens me, because the future is death. - Guy de Maupassant

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

Never knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run away. Death hates that. - Matt Frewer

Many people die at twenty-five and aren't buried until they are seventy-five. - Benjamin Franklin

You need to bury the hatchet. No need to hold grudges. That only weighs you down. - Ken Shamrock

Learn as if you were going to live forever. Live as if you were going to die tomorrow. - Mahatma Gandhi

I'm a Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. - Jack Kerouac

In the night of death, hope sees a star, and listening love can hear the rustle of a wing. - Robert Ingersoll

Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force. - Yoda

I'm not afraid of death. It's the stake one puts up in order to lay the game of life. - Jean Giraudoux

Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live. - Norman Cousins

My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who'd lost three husbands. - Kin Hubbard

For death is swallowed up in victory. O death, where is thy sting? O grave, where is thy victory? - I Corinthians 15:55

Half the people in Hollywood are dying to be discovered and the other half are afraid they will be. - Lionel Barrymore

There are many things worth living for, a few things worth dying for, and nothing worth killing for. - Tom Robbins

My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. - Rita Rudner

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

'Till death do us part' doesn't sound so horrible. It only means about 10 or 15 years and not the eternity it used to mean. - Joy Behar

When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight

We had hoped to have been bringing you Arthur the Human Chameleon, but this afternoon, he crawled across a tartan rug and died of exhaustion. - Ronnie Corbett

We shape our lives, and we shape ourselves. The process never ends until we die. And the choices we make are ultimately our own responsibility. - Eleanor Roosevelt


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