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I want to die young at an advanced age. - Max Lerner

To die will be an awfully big adventure. - James M Barrie

Nobody ever died of being shot by a cookie. - Ilona Andrews

Old hunters never die, they just stay loaded. - Unknown

No operatic star has yet died soon enough for me. - Thomas Beecham

The act of dying is also one of the acts of life. - Marcus Aurelius

Music, when soft voices die, vibrates in the memory. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

An Irish wedding is a tame thing to an Irish funeral. - Mary Deasy

Good men must die, but death cannot kill their names. - Danish Proverb

He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt. - Joseph Heller

The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. - Mark Twain

The only way you can become a legend is in your coffin. - Bette Davis

I can't afford to die - I'd lose too much money. - George Burns

It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

Old statisticians never die, they are just broken down by age and sex. - Unknown

A revolution is a struggle to the death between the future and the past. - Fidel Castro

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. - Mahatma Gandhi

Bravery is the capacity to perform properly even when scared half to death. - Omar Brailey

Only faith in Christ gives rise to a culture contrary to egotism and death. - Pope John Paul II

Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it. - P.J. O'Rourke

You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire

I know not what course others may take, but as for me, give me liberty, or give me death. - Patrick Henry

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

If you listen to your fears, you will die never knowing what a great person you might have been. - Robert H. Schuller

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. - George Bernard Shaw

Prayer is not about letting God know your will; it's about completely submitting to him. You die to yourself. - Mark Batterson

As a family we couldn't decide whether to have Grandma buried or cremated, so in the end we decided to let her live. - Gary Delaney

Their's not to reason why,
Their's but to do and die;
Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred. - Alfred Tennyson

I saw that show, '50 Things To Do Before You Die.' I would have thought the obvious one was, 'Shout for help'. - Jim Carrey

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

I know now, Lord, why you utter no answer. You are yourself the answer. Before your face questions die away. What other answer would suffice? - C S Lewis

We had hoped to have been bringing you Arthur the Human Chameleon, but this afternoon, he crawled across a tartan rug and died of exhaustion. - Ronnie Corbett

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao

If I could be anything in the world I would want to be a teardrop because I would be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips. - Unknown

What kind of man would live a life without daring? Is life so sweet that we should criticize men that seek adventure? Is there a better way to die? - Charles Lindbergh


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