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How to keep running in the afterlife

Nike Coffin thanks to Keith Blake

Custom coffin caskets for deceased runners

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Death takes no bribes. - Benjamin Franklin

How can I die? I'm booked. - George Burns

Death is the price of revolution. - H. Rap Brown

Death is philosophy's only problem. - Albert Camus

You just do it, then if you die, you die. - T. Scott McLeod

It is not death that alarms me, but dying. - Michel De Montaigne

To live in hearts we leave behind is not to die. - Clyde Campbell

The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. - Mark Twain

To live without risk for me would be tantamount to death. - Jacqueline Cochran

You haven't lived until you've died in California. - Mort Sahl

Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely. - Gautama Siddharta

It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

Kind words will never die - neither will they buy groceries. - Bill Nye

If any of you cry at my funeral I'll never speak to you again. - Stan Laurel

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today. - James Dean

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. - Rodney Dangerfield

What is called a reason for living is also an excellent reason for dying. - Albert Camus

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

They can keep their heaven. When I die, I'd sooner go to Middle Earth. - George R.R. Martin

I don't mind dying. Trouble is, you feel so bloody stiff the next day. - George Axelrod

Bravery is the capacity to perform properly even when scared half to death. - Omar Brailey

Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas

You care so much you feel as though you will bleed to death with the pain of it. - J K Rowling

The good Lord never gives you more than you can handle. Unless you die of something. - Guindon

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers

Why buy flowers for Valentine's Day? Just go to a cemetery and collect a dozen off a few graves. - Jarod Kintz

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? - Woody Allen

The trouble with quotes about death is that 99.999 percent of them are made by people who are still alive. - Joshua Bruns

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

Being President is a lot like running a cemetery. You've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. - Bill Clinton

God proved His love on the Cross. When Christ hung, and bled, and died, it was God saying to the world, 'I love you.' - Billy Graham

The boundaries which divide life from death are at best shadowy and vague. Who shall say where one ends, and the other begins? - Edgar Alan Poe

There comes a stage at which a man would rather die cleanly by a bullet than by the unknown terror of the phantom in the forest. - Tahir Shah

Every man's life ends the same way. It is only the details of how he lived and how he died that distinguish one man from another. - Ernest Hemingway

When you die, God and the angels will hold you accountable for all the pleasures you were allowed in this life that you denied yourself. - Unknown

When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight

We shape our lives, and we shape ourselves. The process never ends until we die. And the choices we make are ultimately our own responsibility. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Today is yesterday's victory, yesterday is tomorrow's conquest, and tomorrow is today's war. Though I face death, I am not fearsome. - Nad├Ęge Richards


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