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Be quick to learn and wise to know. - George Burns

A man must learn to forgive himself. - Arthur Davis Ficke

Knowledge: Knowing that we cannot know - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson

It is better to know how to learn than to know. - Dr. Seuss

A student of life considers the world a classroom. - Harvey Mackay

Storytelling is the calculated release of information. - Alex Garland

It's what you learn after you know it all that counts. - John Wooden

The first step to knowledge is to know that we are ignorant. - Cecil

Not only education but society as a whole needs deschooling. - Ivan Illich

The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing. - John Powell

Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one. - Malcolm Forbes

Even when I have absolutely nothing to do, homework is not an option. - Unknown

Continue to learn and challenge yourself. The hard work will pay off. - Unknown

Instruction ends in the schoolroom, but education ends only with life. - Frederick M Robertson

Society produces rogues and education makes one rogue cleverer than another. - Oscar Wilde

It takes considerable knowledge just to realize the extent of your own ignorance. - Thomas Sowell

You don't learn to walk by following rules. You learn by doing and falling over. - Richard Branson

The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and let it come in. - Morrie Schwartz

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't. - Pete Seeger

Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

You can listen to silence and learn from it. It has a quality and a dimension all its own. - Chaim Potok

To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring. - Pierce Brosnan

People have got to learn: if they don't have cookies in the cookie jar, they can't eat cookies. - Suze Orman

Education makes a people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern but impossible to enslave. - Henry Brougham

It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway

A lot of problems would never be problems if we could learn to talk to each other instead of about each other. - Unknown

Learn to enjoy your own company. You are the one person you can count on living with for the rest of your life. - Ann Richards

To learn something but not to do is really not to learn. To know something but not to do is really not to know. - Stephen Covey

A great part of the information I have was acquired by looking up something and finding something else on the way. - Franklin P Adams

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can't be learned at school. - Haruki Murakami

You can only learn from the second-raters. The first-raters are out of range; you can't see how they get their effects. - Unknown

A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan

If a person empties their purse into their head no one can take it away from them. An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest. - Benjamin Franklin

Never utter these words: 'I do not know this, therefore it is false.' One must study to know; know to understand; understand to judge. - Apothegm of Narda

Every job I do, I like to think it makes me better, or I learn things. It's all about how much something's going to stretch me or test me. - Daniel Radcliffe

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric


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