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Listen to learn. Learn to earn! - Rob Liano

Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson

We're going to show you some fun homework. - Mike Johanns

A student of life considers the world a classroom. - Harvey Mackay

Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy

We learn from history that we do not learn from history. - Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel

The will to do springs from the knowledge that we can do. - James Allen

My joy in learning is partly that it enables me to teach. - Seneca

I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. - Louisa May Alcott

An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all. - Socrates

People are difficult to govern because they have too much knowledge. - Lao-tzu

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. - Bertrand Russell

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

Knowledge and timber shouldn't be much used till they are seasoned. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that is education. - Will Rogers

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

It is a very sad thing that nowadays there is so little useless information. - Oscar Wilde

Society produces rogues and education makes one rogue cleverer than another. - Oscar Wilde

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

I am always doing that which I cannot do, in order that I may learn how to do it. - Pablo Picasso

We could never learn to be brave and patient, if there were only joy in the world. - Helen Keller

Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at. - Lyn Karol

Sometimes when learning comes before experience it doesn't make sense right away. - Richard David Bach

You get an education when you read the small print. You get a shock when you don't. - Buck Tracy

Knowledge is learning something every day. Wisdom is letting go of something every day. - Zen Proverb

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

The cost of praising someone is nil - but every psychological study shows the payoff is huge. - Harvey Mackay

You learn more from failure than from success. Don't let it stop you. Failure builds character. - Unknown

The price one pays for pursuing any profession or calling is an intimate knowledge of its ugly side. - James Baldwin

People have got to learn: if they don't have cookies in the cookie jar, they can't eat cookies. - Suze Orman

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning. - Albert Einstein

I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole

What we learn only through the ears makes less impression upon our minds than what is presented to the trustworthy eye. - Horace

We do not need to attend classroom training programs for everything. Observation opens the windows of knowledge around us. - Sukant Ratnakar

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien


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