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The world is run by C students. - Al McGuire

Knowledge comes, but wisdom lingers. - Alfred Tennyson

A man may learn wisdom even from a foe. - Aristophenes

Failure is not failure if you learn from it. - Unknown

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

The great end of life is not knowledge but action. - Thomas Henry Huxley

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

Books have led some to learning and others to madness. - Petrarch

I had to deny knowledge in order to make room for faith. - Immanuel Kant

It's what you learn after you know it all that counts. - John Wooden

Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere. - Chinese Proverb

I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. - Louisa May Alcott

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. - Mark Twain

Market: 1. Three women and a goose; 2. What teachers do to homework. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A man must learn to endure patiently what he cannot avoid conveniently. - Michel de Montaigne

Education is learning what you didn't even know you didn't know. - Daniel J Boorstin

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

Be curious always! For knowledge will not acquire you: you must acquire it. - Sudie Back

Life is like playing violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

I leave homework till the last minute because I will be older and therefore wiser. - Unknown

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

Intelligence is not the ability to store information, but to know where to find it. - Albert Einstein

If you wait until there is another case study in your industry, you will be too late. - Seth Godin

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else. - Unknown

If a little knowledge is dangerous, where is the man who has so much as to be out of danger? - Thomas Henry Huxley

Without education, we are in a horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously. - G K Chesterton

I would rather have my ignorance than another man's knowledge, because I have so much of it. - Mark Twain

Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. - Kurt Vonnegut

You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. - Sam Keen

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

The learning and knowledge that we have, is, at the most, but little compared with that of which we are ignorant. - Plato

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

Never utter these words: 'I do not know this, therefore it is false.' One must study to know; know to understand; understand to judge. - Apothegm of Narda

There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine. - Gerald F Lieberman

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen


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