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A man may learn wisdom even from a foe. - Aristophenes

Once you learn to quit, it becomes a habit. - Vince Lombardi

I believe in this concept that you learn by teaching. - Stephen Covey

HOMEWORK: Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge - Unknown

Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy

We're eating dinner soon. Don't fill up on homework. - Alex Baze

Failure is just another way to learn how to do something right. - Marian Wright Edelman

If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon

The more I learn, the more I realize how much I don't know. - Albert Einstein

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

Thoroughly to teach another is the best way to learn for yourself. - Tyron Edwards

Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy. - Sarah Ban Breathnach

Somehow we learn who we really are and then live with that decision. - Eleanor Roosevelt

It's impossible for a man to learn what he thinks he already knows. - Epictetus

Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball. - Jacques Barzun

All that separates... race, class, creed, or sex, is inhuman, and must be overcome. - Kate Sheppard

If you wait until there is another case study in your industry, you will be too late. - Seth Godin

Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off. - Bill Murray

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

Today couples live together until they learn to detest one another. Then they get married. - G K Chesterton

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

The proactive approach to a mistake is to acknowledge it instantly, correct and learn from it. - Stephen Covey

Yearbook: A book containing student pictures that will keep getting nerdier as the years go by - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. - Don Rickles

Never mistake knowledge for wisdom. One helps you make a living; the other helps you make a life. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

Character is that which reveals moral purposes, exposing the class of things man chooses or avoids. - Aristotle

It's against all of our policies for an application to ever share information with advertisers. - Mark Zuckerberg

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

Want to learn to eat a lot? Here it is: Eat a little. That way, you will be around long enough to eat a lot. - Tony Robbins

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

Knowledge is a deadly friend when no one sets the rules;
The fate of all mankind I see is in the hand of fools. - King Crimson

Mathematics is indeed dangerous in that it absorbs students to such a degree that it dulls their senses to everything else. - Prinz zu Hohlenlohe-Ingelfingen Kraft

Learning does not consist only of knowing what we must or we can do, but also of knowing what we could do and perhaps should not do. - Umberto Eco

The knowledge that you have emerged wiser and stronger from setbacks means that you are, ever after, secure in your ability to survive. - J K Rowling

Discipleship does not come from positions of prominence, wealth, or advanced learning. The disciples of Jesus came from all walks of life. - James E Faust


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