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Learn what you are and be such. - Pindar

Education is the apprenticeship of life. - Robert Willmott

Information is the currency of democracy. - Unknown

Many will travel and knowledge will be increased. - Francis Bacon

I miss the days when homework was just colouring. - Unknown

I never let schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain

How do I learn to speak when silence is all I know? - Susie Clevenger

The essential thing is not knowledge, but character. - Joseph Le Conte

The will to do springs from the knowledge that we can do. - James Allen

There are some things you learn best in calm, and some in storm. - Willa Cather

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

The larger the island of knowledge, the longer the shore line of wonder. - Ralph W. Sockman

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

The road to learning by precept is long, but by example short and effective. - Seneca

It is a very sad thing that nowadays there is so little useless information. - Oscar Wilde

In conversation, humor is worth more than wit and easiness more than knowledge. - George Herbert

The number one job facing the middle class... a three-letter word, jobs, J-O-B-S. - Joe Biden

It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffet

We could never learn to be brave and patient, if there were only joy in the world. - Helen Keller

Google+ is the gym of social networking: we all join, but nobody actually uses it. - Unknown

The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and let it come in. - Morrie Schwartz

If you don't learn how to be scared, you'll never really learn how to be brave. - Simon Holt

You get an education when you read the small print. You get a shock when you don't. - Buck Tracy

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

Knowledge is realizing that the street is one way; wisdom is looking in both directions anyway. - Albert Einstein

He who devotes 16 hours a day to hard study may become as wise at 60 as he thought himself at 20. - Mary Wilson Little

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. - Don Rickles

If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old. - Edgar Watson Howe

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

If I'm ever to reach any understanding of myself and the things around me, I must learn to stand alone. - Henrik Ibsen

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

More contact means more sharing of information, gossiping, exchanging, engaging - in short, more word of mouth. - Gary Vaynerchuk

Mistakes are the stepping stones to wisdom. We learn from trial and error; we become wise by understanding problems. - Leon Brown

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

I try to learn from the past, but I plan for the future by focusing exclusively on the present. That's where the fun is. - Donald Trump

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

Learning does not consist only of knowing what we must or we can do, but also of knowing what we could do and perhaps should not do. - Umberto Eco


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