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No Passing Lanes

The real reason for heavy traffic congestion in Fort McMurray

No Passing Lanes thanks to Keith Blake

Life in the slow lane

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I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

There are no traffic jams on the extra mile. - Zig Ziglar

The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer. - John Madden

The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. - William Blake

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens. - JRR Tolkien

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. - Senaca

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

You often meet your fate on the road you take to avoid it. - French Proverb

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

No matter how far you have gone on the wrong road, turn back. - Turkish Proverb

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor

He who walks in the middle of the road gets hit from both sides. - George P. Schultz

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather

The road to freedom must be uphill, even if it is arduous and frustrating. - Andrew Goodman

If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there. - Lewis Carroll

The road to learning by precept is long, but by example short and effective. - Seneca

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

Whoever established the high road, and how high it should be, should be fired. - Sandra Bullock

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

An opening statement is like a guide or a road map. It's a very delicate thing. - Johnnie Cochran

We're all pilgrims on the same journey, but some pilgrims have better road maps. - Nelson DeMille

We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over. - Ambrose Bierce

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

Beneath this slab
John Brown is stowed;
He watched the ads
And not the road. - Ogden Nash

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

There are two mistakes one can make along the road to truth - not going all the way, and not starting. - Buddha

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

"Officer, I know I was going faster than 55 MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the road an hour." - Steven Wright

Every road you take has a destination. What road are you on and will it take you where you really want to go? - Unknown

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. - Henry Ward Beecher

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

Our battered suitcases were piled on the sidewalk again; we had longer ways to go. But no matter, the road is life. - Jack Kerouac

If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you. - Calvin Coolidge

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. As is a tale, so is life: not how long it is, but how good it is, is what matters. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly


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