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No Passing Lanes

The real reason for heavy traffic congestion in Fort McMurray

No Passing Lanes thanks to Keith Blake

Life in the slow lane

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I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

Greatness is a road leading towards the unknown. - Charles de Gaulle

The road was new to me, as roads always are going back. - Sarah O Jewett

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. - Seneca

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

You often meet your fate on the road you take to avoid it. - French Proverb

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces. - Will Rogers

Show me the right path, O Lord; point out the road for me to follow. - Bible

If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there. - Lewis Carroll

The road to learning by precept is long, but by example short and effective. - Seneca

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

Whoever established the high road, and how high it should be, should be fired. - Sandra Bullock

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

An opening statement is like a guide or a road map. It's a very delicate thing. - Johnnie Cochran

We're all pilgrims on the same journey, but some pilgrims have better road maps. - Nelson DeMille

All you need is the plan, the road map, and the courage to press on to your destination. - Earl Nightingale

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

Beneath this slab
John Brown is stowed;
He watched the ads
And not the road. - Ogden Nash

The noblest prospect which a Scotsman ever sees is the high road that leads him to England. - Samuel Johnson

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

There are two mistakes one can make along the road to truth - not going all the way, and not starting. - Buddha

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard

It's much easier to double your business by doubling your conversion rate than doubling your traffic. - Bryan Eisenberg

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Every road you take has a destination. What road are you on and will it take you where you really want to go? - Unknown

If Music is a Place - then Jazz is the City, Folk is the Wilderness, Rock is the Road, Classical is a Temple. - Vera Nazarian

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. - Henry Ward Beecher

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you. - Calvin Coolidge

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

Hope is like a road in the country; there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence. - Lin Yutang

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly


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