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No Passing Lanes

The real reason for heavy traffic congestion in Fort McMurray

No Passing Lanes thanks to Keith Blake

Life in the slow lane

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There is no royal road to geometry. - Euclid

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer. - John Madden

The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. - William Blake

The road is hard, and you have to get accustomed to it. - Miranda Lambert

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens. - JRR Tolkien

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

You often meet your fate on the road you take to avoid it. - French Proverb

No matter how far you have gone on the wrong road, turn back. - Turkish Proverb

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor

A person often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it. - Jean de La Fontaine

One road leads home and a thousand roads lead into the wilderness. - C S Lewis

Show me the right path, O Lord; point out the road for me to follow. - Bible

Wisdom is knowing which road is the right one; integrity is taking it. - Unknown

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather

The road to freedom must be uphill, even if it is arduous and frustrating. - Andrew Goodman

If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there. - Lewis Carroll

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

My life is full of mistakes. They're like pebbles that make a good road. - Beatrice Wood

Whoever established the high road, and how high it should be, should be fired. - Sandra Bullock

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

Beneath this slab
John Brown is stowed;
He watched the ads
And not the road. - Ogden Nash

There are two mistakes one can make along the road to truth - not going all the way, and not starting. - Buddha

Put least trust in him who is foremost to praise you,
Nor judge of a road till it draw to the end. - John B O'Reilly

It's much easier to double your business by doubling your conversion rate than doubling your traffic. - Bryan Eisenberg

Once a new technology rolls over you, if you're not part of the steamroller, you're part of the road. - Stewart Brand

If Music is a Place - then Jazz is the City, Folk is the Wilderness, Rock is the Road, Classical is a Temple. - Vera Nazarian

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you. - Calvin Coolidge

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

Hope is like a road in the country; there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence. - Lin Yutang

Our minds are as different as our faces: we are all traveling to one destination; happiness; but few are going by the same road. - Charles Caleb Colton

Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down a country road at night with no lights while looking out the back window. - Peter F Drucker

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

People take different roads seeking fulfillment and happiness. Just because they're not on your road doesn't mean they've gotten lost. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

Indeed the safest road to Hell is the gradual one - the gentle slope, soft underfoot, without sudden turnings, without milestones, without signposts. - C S Lewis


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