No Smoking Fish
How to tell if someone doesn't like smoked fish
Where only healthy fish swim
QuotaBillsFishing Show: Reel-life TV. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover
There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn
Paraffins: Found on sides of fish - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge
There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb
Fishing Gear Vendors: Reel estate agents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Holy Mackerel: Fish served at Church supper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel
You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld
No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise. - Lewis Carroll
A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn
We've got a name for sushi in Georgia... bait. - Blake Clark
Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. - Fletcher Knebel
Smoking means always having to say you're sorry. - Tom Ferguson
Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover
The fun of fishing is catching 'em, not killing 'em. - Norman Schwarzkopf
A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin
For every man there exists a bait which he cannot resist swallowing. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
Mermaid: 1. A deep she fish; 2. A bottomless girl in a topless suit. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A lawyer is an odd sort of fish, first rotten, then green, then ripe. - Robert Christy
Good fishing is just a matter of timing. You have to get there yesterday. - Milton Berle
Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson
Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu
Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme
Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor
Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry
Model Wife: One who, when she spades the garden, picks up the fish worms and saves them for her husband - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times. - Mark Twain
It was really strange to see all these apes standing around eating popcorn, smoking, wearing sunglasses. - Estella Warren
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. - Doug Larson
It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen
I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo
I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison
Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin
The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins. - Dave Barry
There is only one thing harder than looking for a dewdrop in the dew, and that is fishing for a clam in the clam chowder. - New England Proverb
Fishing Journal: An imaginative work of sub-literature in which the angler records the weight, length, and species of fish he didn't catch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com