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No Worries This Year

Carefree attitude for the New Year

No Worries This Year thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Nipper: Baby crab - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

Howling Success: The baby that gets picked up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When I go I'll take New Year's Eve with me. - Guy Lombardo

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens

Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

I think in terms of the day's resolutions, not the year's. - Henry Moore

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

Baby Boomer: A kid who just polished off six jars of raspberry jam - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first. - Mignon McLaughlin

Clients don't care about the labor pains; they want to see the baby. - Tim Williams

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

Never tell your resolution beforehand, or it's twice as onerous a duty. - John Selden

Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties. - Unknown

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. - Oscar Wilde

Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best leaders incentivize, inspire and empower their teams to be creative and innovative. - Michael Bloomberg

Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Instead of letting your hardships and failures discourage or exhaust you, let them inspire you. - Michelle Obama

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson

But can one still make resolutions when one is over forty? I live according to twenty-year-old habits. - Andre Gide

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to. - Bill Vaughan

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. - Bill Vaughan

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

New Year's Day ... now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. - Mark Twain


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