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No Worries This Year

Carefree attitude for the New Year

No Worries This Year thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Newborn Baby: Fresh heir - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Burn rubber, not your soul, baby. - Craig Fernandez

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

New Year's Day is every man's birthday. - Charles Lamb

When I go I'll take New Year's Eve with me. - Guy Lombardo

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right. - Oprah Winfrey

It wouldn't be New Year's if I didn't have regrets. - William Thomas

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer

Your own resolution to succeed is more important than any other one thing. - Abraham Lincoln

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

Never tell your resolution beforehand, or it's twice as onerous a duty. - John Selden

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

One resolution I have made, and try always to keep, is this: To rise above the little things. - John Burroughs

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

The object of a new year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul. - G K Chesterton

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

An individual starts off by facing his problem with resolution, but a convention saves the resolution for the end. - Unknown

Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

Average leaders raise the bar on themselves; good leaders raise the bar for others; great leaders inspire others to raise their own bar. - Orrin Woodward

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

New Year's Day ... now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. - Mark Twain


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