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Nordern Minnesota Yeneral Store

A Love Story - brings a tear to your eye

Nordern Minnesota Yeneral Store thanks to Roy Taylor

Shopping in the country

Max & Arlene lived by a lake in Nordern Minnesota. It vas early vinter and da lake had froze over. Max asked Arlene if she vould valk across da frozen lake to da yeneral store to get him some beer. She asked him for some money but he told her, “Nah, yust put it on our tab.”

So Arlene valked across, got the beer at da yeneral store, den walked back home across the lake. Ven she got home and gave Max his beer, she asked him, “Max, you alvays tell me not to run up da tab at da store. Why didn’t you yust give me some money?”

Max replied, “Vell, I didn’t vant to send you out dere vit some money ven I vasn’t sure how tick the ice vas yet.”


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Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

Prospering doesn't have to do with money. - Joel Osteen

At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet. - Plato

Chocolate is what I love. I have it every day. - Jennifer Hudson

If there were no love, there'd be no grief. - Zig Ziglar

You can't blame gravity for falling in love. - Albert Einstein

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

True love begins when nothing is looked for in return. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Though I love my country, I do not love my countrymen. - Lord Byron

Love is the master key which opens the gates of happiness. - Unknown

I am the least difficult of men. All I want is boundless love. - Frank O'Hara

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place. - Ice-T

To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best. - William Makepeace Thackeray

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

I only eat chocolate for you... so there'll be more of me to love! - Unknown

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox. - Woody Allen

I love seafood. I'm not a vegetarian but I'm probably a pescetarian. - Padma Lakshmi

Love the animals: God has given them the rudiments of thought and joy untroubled. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill. - Groucho Marx

Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me. - Groucho Marx

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

It is not your love that sustains the marriage, but from now on, the marriage that sustains your love. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

Love, like democracy, can survive almost any attack - except neglect, indifference and maybe an arrow in the back. - Unknown

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

We are not held back by the love we didn't receive in the past, but by the love we're not extending in the present. - Marianne Williamson

Love is like an earthquake - unpredictable, a little scary, but when the hard part is over you realize how lucky you truly are. - Unknown

Happiness cannot be traveled to, owned, earned, or worn. It is the spiritual experience of living every minute with love, grace and gratitude. - Denis Waitley


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