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Nordern Minnesota Yeneral Store
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Max & Arlene lived by a lake in Nordern Minnesota. It vas early vinter and da lake had froze over. Max asked Arlene if she vould valk across da frozen lake to da yeneral store to get him some beer. She asked him for some money but he told her, “Nah, yust put it on our tab.”
So Arlene valked across, got the beer at da yeneral store, den walked back home across the lake. Ven she got home and gave Max his beer, she asked him, “Max, you alvays tell me not to run up da tab at da store. Why didn’t you yust give me some money?”
Max replied, “Vell, I didn’t vant to send you out dere vit some money ven I vasn’t sure how tick the ice vas yet.”
So Arlene valked across, got the beer at da yeneral store, den walked back home across the lake. Ven she got home and gave Max his beer, she asked him, “Max, you alvays tell me not to run up da tab at da store. Why didn’t you yust give me some money?”
Max replied, “Vell, I didn’t vant to send you out dere vit some money ven I vasn’t sure how tick the ice vas yet.”
Love me and the world is mine. - David Reed
One is very crazy when in love. - Sigmund Freud
If you have love, it's easier. - Joe Segal
Love all, trust few. Do wrong to none. - William Shakespeare
When love is not madness, it is not love. - Pedro Calderon
Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown
Love is a place for your heart to get broken. - Hector Schiller
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? - Unknown
In love there are two things - bodies and words. - Joyce Carol Oates
Love your enemies, for they tell you your faults. - Benjamin Franklin
In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey
When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb
What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey
What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson
I only eat chocolate for you... so there'll be more of me to love! - Unknown
I'm worth far too much money. I don't need anybody's money. - Donald Trump
Study nature. Love nature. Stay close to nature. It will never fail you. - Frank Lloyd Wright
The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams
Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.
We love those who know the worst of us and don't turn their faces away. - Walker Percy
I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy
Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington
Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir
Time is money, especially when you're talking to a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe-kster
Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else. - George Bernard Shaw
I love you as certain dark things are loved, secretly, between the shadow and the soul. - Stephanie Perkins
There are a lot of things happening that show us that this, right now, is a time to love. - Stevie Wonder
It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you. - Kin Hubbard
We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson
The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. - H L Mencken
Baloney is the unvarnished lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is flattery laid on so thin you love it. - Fulton J Sheen
A broken heart is just the growing pains necessary so that you can love more completely when the real thing comes along. - J S B Morse
Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson
I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe
Happiness, not money or prestige, should be regarded as the ultimate currency - the currency by which we take measure of our lives. - Tal Ben-Shahar
I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi
If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan
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One is very crazy when in love. - Sigmund Freud
If you have love, it's easier. - Joe Segal
Love all, trust few. Do wrong to none. - William Shakespeare
When love is not madness, it is not love. - Pedro Calderon
Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown
Love is a place for your heart to get broken. - Hector Schiller
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? - Unknown
In love there are two things - bodies and words. - Joyce Carol Oates
Love your enemies, for they tell you your faults. - Benjamin Franklin
In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey
When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb
What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey
What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson
I only eat chocolate for you... so there'll be more of me to love! - Unknown
I'm worth far too much money. I don't need anybody's money. - Donald Trump
Study nature. Love nature. Stay close to nature. It will never fail you. - Frank Lloyd Wright
The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams
Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.
We love those who know the worst of us and don't turn their faces away. - Walker Percy
I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy
Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington
Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir
Time is money, especially when you're talking to a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe-kster
Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else. - George Bernard Shaw
I love you as certain dark things are loved, secretly, between the shadow and the soul. - Stephanie Perkins
There are a lot of things happening that show us that this, right now, is a time to love. - Stevie Wonder
It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you. - Kin Hubbard
We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson
The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. - H L Mencken
Baloney is the unvarnished lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is flattery laid on so thin you love it. - Fulton J Sheen
A broken heart is just the growing pains necessary so that you can love more completely when the real thing comes along. - J S B Morse
Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson
I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe
Happiness, not money or prestige, should be regarded as the ultimate currency - the currency by which we take measure of our lives. - Tal Ben-Shahar
I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi
If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan
NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran
Charity may be a very short word, but with its tremendous meaning of pure love, it sums up man's entire relation to God and to his neighbor. - Aelred of Rievaulx
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