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Nordern Minnesota Yeneral Store

A Love Story - brings a tear to your eye

Nordern Minnesota Yeneral Store thanks to Roy Taylor

Shopping in the country

Max & Arlene lived by a lake in Nordern Minnesota. It vas early vinter and da lake had froze over. Max asked Arlene if she vould valk across da frozen lake to da yeneral store to get him some beer. She asked him for some money but he told her, “Nah, yust put it on our tab.”

So Arlene valked across, got the beer at da yeneral store, den walked back home across the lake. Ven she got home and gave Max his beer, she asked him, “Max, you alvays tell me not to run up da tab at da store. Why didn’t you yust give me some money?”

Max replied, “Vell, I didn’t vant to send you out dere vit some money ven I vasn’t sure how tick the ice vas yet.”


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Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

Love is no assignment for cowards. - Ovid

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

Nobody every lost money taking a profit. - Bernard Baruch

To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven. - Karen Sunde

No man's credit is as good as his money. - Ed Howe

Prospering doesn't have to do with money. - Joel Osteen

Love is not what you say. Love is what you do. - Unknown

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce

Every love's the love before in a duller dress. - Dorothy Parker

Love is an exploding cigar that you willingly smoke. - Lynda Barry

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

We are too apt to love praise, but not to deserve it. - William Penn

True love begins when nothing is looked for in return. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

Love is the master key which opens the gates of happiness. - Unknown

Endless Love: Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her. - Notting Hill

The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread. - Mother Teresa

There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

From success you get a lot of things, but not that great inside thing that love brings you. - Samuel Goldwyn

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

Love is not finding someone to live with; it’s finding someone you can’t live without. - Rafael Ortiz

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Love, like democracy, can survive almost any attack - except neglect, indifference and maybe an arrow in the back. - Unknown

I love thee - I love thee,
'Tis all that I can say
It is my vision in the night,
My dreaming in the day. - Thomas Hood

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

Drink and dance and laugh and lie,
Love, the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.) - Dorothy Parker

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords and harmonies. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Commerce: A kind of transaction in which A plunders from B the goods of C, and for compensation B picks the pocket of D of money belonging to E. - Ambrose Bierce

Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte


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