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Nothing Can Compete With A Good Book

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Nothing Can Compete With A Good Book thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Enjoying a good non-electronic read on the ride home

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Books are uniquely portable magic. - Stephen King

I read part of it all the way through. - Samuel Goldwyn

Let blockheads read what blockheads wrote. - Warren Buffett

Every man is a volume, if you how to read him. - W. E. Channing

The first lesson reading teaches is how to be alone. - Jonathan Franzen

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. - Steven Wright

People will believe anything they read on the internet. - Abraham Lincoln

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

Wisdom is not wisdom when it is derived from books alone. - Horace

Eating and reading are two pleasures that combine admirably. - C S Lewis

In some areas I am more noted for reading then I am for cookies. - Wally Amos

Don't judge a book by its cover 'til you've read the book. - Jamie Lee Curtis

There is no surer way to misread any document than to read it literally. - Learned Hand

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing about. - Benjamin Franklin

Many people's tombstones should read: 'Died at 30. Buried at 60.' - Nicholas M Butler

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

For those of you who haven't read the book, it's been published tomorrow. - David Frost

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas

The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame. - Oscar Wilde

Make it simple. Make it memorable. Make it inviting to look at. Make it fun to read. - Leo Burnett

I might love my e-reader, but I'd never pass up the chance to browse real books. - Nichole Chase

Learn to say 'no.' It will be of more use to you than to be able to read Latin. - Charles H Spurgeon

All good books have one thing in common - they are truer than if they had really happened. - Ernest Hemingway

Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed, and some few to be chewed and digested. - Francis Bacon

There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written. - Oscar Wilde

I love sushi, though I just read something about how you shouldn't eat sushi more than once a week. - Jacqueline Obradors

Reading a good book in silence is like eating chocolate for the rest of your life and never getting fat. - Becca Fitzpatrick

A lawyer's duty is to read the law well himself, then tell the people what it is, and let them act upon it. - Brigham Young

It is books that teach us to refine our pleasures when young, and to recall them with satisfaction when we are old. - Leigh Hunt

I heard his library burned down and both books were destroyed - and one of them hadn't even been colored in yet. - Robertson Davies

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

Devices are not dangerous for literature. People can be dangerous for literature. People, for example, who do not read. - Laszlo Krasznahorkai

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

The remedy for life's broken pieces is not classes, workshops or books. Don't try to heal the broken pieces. Just forgive. - Iyanla Vanzant

If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales. - Albert Einstein

In this age of microblogging and two-second sound bites, almost no one has the attention span, or time, to read more than a few sentences. - Tim Frick

Today's public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can't read them either. - Gore Vidal


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