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Office Budget Cuts

New cubicle and private office layout

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Federal budget cuts and austerity program measures

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

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Dentist Office: A filling station - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

So much work, so few women to do it. - Unknown

Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds. - Gordon Hinckley

Primitive Artist: An amateur whose work sells - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. - Unknown

Goat Herder: A person who likes to work with kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need. - Voltaire

Flight Schedule: An entertaining work of paperback fiction - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Claire Cook

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

Beaurocracy: A system that enables ten men to do the work of one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today. - Elbert Hubbard

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

Work hard for what you want, because it won't come to you without a fight. - Unknown

The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears but by diligent hard work, he overcame them. - James Reston

How do you nurture a positive attitude when all the statistics say you're a dead man? You go to work. - Patrick Swayze

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

Company cultures are like country cultures. Never try to change one. Try, instead, to work with what you've got. - Peter F Drucker

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

To make our way, we must have firm resolve, persistence, tenacity. We must gear ourselves to work hard all the way. We can never let up. - Ralph Bunche

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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Long Noodles

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No Pot Of Gold

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