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Office Budget Cuts

New cubicle and private office layout

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Federal budget cuts and austerity program measures

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

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Work is less boring than amusing oneself. - Charles Baudelaire

Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds. - Gordon Hinckley

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

Fireplace: An office used for discharging people - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Without great solitude no serious work is possible. - Pablo Picasso

Hard work is exhilarating; worrying hard is a killer. - Joe Segal

The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. - Harry Golden

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

No man will work for your interests unless they are his. - David Seabury

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

From each according to his ability, to each according to his work - Claude de Rouvroy

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

I believe in forgiveness; I believe in trying to work with people. - John Lewis

Careful thinking and hard work will solve nearly all your problems. - Ullery

Hydroponic Gardening: Using a plant to convert water into yard work - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop

Technology is a word that describes something that doesn't work yet. - Douglas Adams

Communism is like prohibition - it's a good idea but it won't work. - Will Rogers

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

Farmers don't just work til the sun goes down; they work til the job gets done. - Unknown

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

There's nothing you've ever been successful at that you didn't work on every day. - Will Smith

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

No human being will work hard at anything unless they believe that they are working for competence. - William Glasser

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

Success depends in a very large measure upon individual initiative and exertion, and cannot be achieved except by a dint of hard work. - Anna Pavlova

My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return. - Maya Angelou

Despite all our gains in technology, product innovation and world markets, most people are not thriving in the organizations they work for. - Stephen Covey


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