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Office Budget Cuts

New cubicle and private office layout

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Federal budget cuts and austerity program measures

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

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It's puzzling work, talking is. - George Eliot

Work: The thing that interferes with golf. - Frank Dane

Incentives are what get people to work harder. - Nikita Khruschev

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need. - Voltaire

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

A leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars. - Walt Whitman

The only place where success comes before work is a dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - J.M. Barrie

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

The best preparation for tomorrow is to do today's work superbly well. - William Osler

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

Half the work that is done in this world is to make things appear what they are not. - Elias Root Beadle

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

Be steady and well-ordered in your life so that you can be fierce and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

As skateboarding evolved, it evolved away from competition. Having a best-trick contest doesn't work. - Rob Dyrdek

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

The secret of joy in work is contained in one word - excellence. To know how to do something well is to enjoy it. - Pearl S Buck

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

It's what I learn from the great actors that I work with. Stillness. That's all and that's the hardest thing. - Morgan Freeman

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

If you want small changes in your life, work on your attitude. But if you want big and primary changes, work on your paradigm. - Stephen Covey

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift

There are two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. Try to be in the first group - there is much less competition. - Indira Gandhi

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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