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Office Budget Cuts

New cubicle and private office layout

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Federal budget cuts and austerity program measures

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

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One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

Give me a man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle

Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds. - Gordon Hinckley

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

When the devil finds a lazy woman, he puts her to work. - Russian Proverb

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

Work expands to fill the time available for its completion. - Cyril Northcote Parkinson

The only place where success comes before work is a dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

Noise is a buffer, more effective than cubicles or booth walls. - Margaret Heffernan

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

From each according to his ability, to each according to his work - Claude de Rouvroy

I believe in forgiveness; I believe in trying to work with people. - John Lewis

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. - Jim Hightower

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

To turn $100 into $110 is work. To turn $100 million into $110 million is inevitable. - Edgar Bronfman

The best prize that life has to offer is the chance to work hard at work worth doing. - Theodore Roosevelt

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison

Be steady and well-ordered in your life so that you can be fierce and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

Zymurgy’s Law of Volunteer Labour: People are always available for work in the past tense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Liberate yourself today. At work or at home - you don't have to be how others expect you to be. - Elaine Harrison

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

A boss on vacation is the most cost effective measure. Everybody in the office has a vacation at the cost of one. - Thibaut

One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

How much more grand is the work of our Heavenly Father as he pulls together all the varied strands of life to reveal his grand design? - Ravi Zacharias

Success depends in a very large measure upon individual initiative and exertion, and cannot be achieved except by a dint of hard work. - Anna Pavlova

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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