Office Budget Cuts

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. - Bette Davis

Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

Work expands to fill the time available for its completion. - Cyril Northcote Parkinson

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Claire Cook

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. - Richard Bach

The work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan. - Unknown

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

Whatever your work, dignify it with your best thought and effort. - Esther B York

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid. - Benjamin Franklin

I work for myself. I'm what ya call an "entramanure." - Archie Bunker

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

Continue to learn and challenge yourself. The hard work will pay off. - Unknown

Happiness is the real sense of fulfillment that comes from hard work. - Joseph Barbara

When more and more people are thrown out of work, unemployment results. - Calvin Coolidge

Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work. - Earl Nightingale

A professional is someone who does his best work when he doesn't feel like it. - Alistair Cooke

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

To turn $100 into $110 is work. To turn $100 million into $110 million is inevitable. - Edgar Bronfman

If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. - Mason Cooley

I'm no miracle worker. I'm just a guy who rolls up his sleeve and goes to work. - Don Shula

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

Good management consists in showing average people how to do the work of superior people. - John Rockefeller

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

A worker must win the hearts and affections of the people before he can do any effective work. - D.L. Moody

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

You know you're getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn't hurt doesn't work. - Hy Gardner

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

Decide what you want, what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - HL Hunt

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

It's what I learn from the great actors that I work with. Stillness. That's all and that's the hardest thing. - Morgan Freeman

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

Greatness is sifted through the grind, therefore don't despise the hard work now, for surely it will be worth it in the end. - Sanjo Jendayi

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw