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Office Budget Cuts

New cubicle and private office layout

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Federal budget cuts and austerity program measures

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

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The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

It's puzzling work, talking is. - George Eliot

Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

Stampede: A mad rush to the post office - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All happiness depends on courage and work. - Honore de Balzac

Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

It is your work in life that is the ultimate seduction. - Pablo Picasso

Flight Schedule: An entertaining work of paperback fiction - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

A leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars. - Walt Whitman

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. - Richard Bach

The work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan. - Unknown

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

Work banishes those three great evils: boredom, vice, and poverty. - Voltaire

Give it your all. Whatever work you do, do it to the best of your ability. - Jerry Dorsman

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. - Will Rogers

Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working. - Albert Giacometti

A professional is one who does his best work when he feels the least like working. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes... including you. - Anne Lamott

Just as there are no little people or unimportant lives, there is no insignificant work. - Elena Bonner

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Good management consists in showing average people how to do the work of superior people. - John Rockefeller

Be steady and well-ordered in your life so that you can be fierce and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is probably the reason why so few engage in it. - Henry Ford

A worker must win the hearts and affections of the people before he can do any effective work. - D.L. Moody

Zymurgy’s Law of Volunteer Labour: People are always available for work in the past tense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I will only hire someone to work directly for me if I would work for that person. It's a pretty good test. - Mark Zuckerberg

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

The thing that is really hard, and really amazing, is giving up on being perfect and beginning the work of becoming yourself. - Anna Quindlen

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies because you never know when you'll have to work with them. - Lana Turner

Fishing Journal: An imaginative work of sub-literature in which the angler records the weight, length, and species of fish he didn't catch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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