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Office Budget Cuts

New cubicle and private office layout

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Federal budget cuts and austerity program measures

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

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Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. - Bette Davis

Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

Work expands to fill the time available for its completion. - Cyril Northcote Parkinson

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Claire Cook

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. - Richard Bach

The work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan. - Unknown

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

Whatever your work, dignify it with your best thought and effort. - Esther B York

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid. - Benjamin Franklin

I work for myself. I'm what ya call an "entramanure." - Archie Bunker

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

Continue to learn and challenge yourself. The hard work will pay off. - Unknown

Happiness is the real sense of fulfillment that comes from hard work. - Joseph Barbara

When more and more people are thrown out of work, unemployment results. - Calvin Coolidge

Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work. - Earl Nightingale

A professional is someone who does his best work when he doesn't feel like it. - Alistair Cooke

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

To turn $100 into $110 is work. To turn $100 million into $110 million is inevitable. - Edgar Bronfman

If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. - Mason Cooley

I'm no miracle worker. I'm just a guy who rolls up his sleeve and goes to work. - Don Shula

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

Good management consists in showing average people how to do the work of superior people. - John Rockefeller

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

A worker must win the hearts and affections of the people before he can do any effective work. - D.L. Moody

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

You know you're getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn't hurt doesn't work. - Hy Gardner

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

Decide what you want, what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - HL Hunt

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

It's what I learn from the great actors that I work with. Stillness. That's all and that's the hardest thing. - Morgan Freeman

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

Greatness is sifted through the grind, therefore don't despise the hard work now, for surely it will be worth it in the end. - Sanjo Jendayi

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw


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