Office Budget Cuts

Dentist Office: A filling station - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

So much work, so few women to do it. - Unknown

Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds. - Gordon Hinckley

Primitive Artist: An amateur whose work sells - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. - Unknown

Goat Herder: A person who likes to work with kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need. - Voltaire

Flight Schedule: An entertaining work of paperback fiction - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Claire Cook

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

Beaurocracy: A system that enables ten men to do the work of one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today. - Elbert Hubbard

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

Work hard for what you want, because it won't come to you without a fight. - Unknown

The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears but by diligent hard work, he overcame them. - James Reston

How do you nurture a positive attitude when all the statistics say you're a dead man? You go to work. - Patrick Swayze

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

Company cultures are like country cultures. Never try to change one. Try, instead, to work with what you've got. - Peter F Drucker

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

To make our way, we must have firm resolve, persistence, tenacity. We must gear ourselves to work hard all the way. We can never let up. - Ralph Bunche

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf