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Determination along the way to the podium

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Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

I do some weights and I do a lot of stretching. - Mike Ditka

No goal is unattainable with individual determination. - Unknown

Pursue one great decisive aim with force and determination. - Carl von Clausewitz

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

No warning can save a people determined to grow suddenly rich. - Lord Overstone

I have determined that there is no market for talking pictures. - Thomas Edison

There is no force more powerful than a woman determined to rise. - Unknown

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Failure will never overtake me if my determination to succeed is strong enough. - Og Mandino

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

He won the bronze medal in the 1976 Olympics, so he's used to being out in front. - David Coleman

The difference between the impossible and the possible lies in a man's determination. - Tommy Lasorda

A failure establishes only this, that our determination to succeed was not strong enough. - John C Bovee

It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps

If you don't try to win you might as well hold the Olympics in somebody's backyard. - Jesse Owens

The best leaders incentivize, inspire and empower their teams to be creative and innovative. - Michael Bloomberg

The best leaders inspire others to harness their utmost potential to benefit the common good. - Peter Tormey

A dream doesn't become reality through magic; it takes sweat, determination and hard work. - Colin Powell

Be humble enough to admit you're not perfect, but determined enough to strive to be perfect. - Unknown

Words can inspire, thoughts can provoke, but only action truly brings you closer to your dreams. - Brad Sugars

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

Up until now, the prospect of parole has kept us from confronting our captors with any real determination. - George Jackson

It doesn't take a majority to make a rebellion; it takes only a few determined leaders and a sound cause. - H L Mencken

You've got to get up every morning with determination if you're going to go to bed with satisfaction. - George Lorimer

Nothing great will ever be achieved without great men, and men are great only is they are determined to be so. - Charles de Gaulle

Happiness is an attitude of mind, born of the simple determination to be happy under all outward circumstances. - J Donald Walters

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire

The understanding must not therefore be supplied with wings, but rather hung with weights, to keep it fro leaping and flying. - Francis Bacon

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

There is nothing more majestic than the determined courage of individuals willing to suffer and sacrifice for their freedom and dignity. - Martin Luther King Jr

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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