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Remember why you started. - Unknown

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

When things are steep, remember to stay level-headed. - Horace

Absolute Zero: The lowest grade you can get on a test - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Family is not an important thing - it's everything. - Michael J. Fox

Things don't have to change the world to be important. - Steve Jobs

Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday. - Dale Carnegie

Those who go to college and never get out are called professors. - George Givot

Your best self shows up only when you are put to an impossible test. - Unknown

Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn. - Benjamin Franklin

The true function of age is memory. I'm recording as fast as I can. - Rita Mae Brown

A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

Valentine's Day is the day when you remember that Cupid was a lousy shot. - Milton Berle

The most important question in the world is, "Why is the child crying?" - Alice Walker

I don't love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful. - Natalie Portman

The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year. - Mark Twain

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

Whoever is careless with truth in small matters cannot be trusted in important affairs. - Albert Einstein

What you are as a person is far more important that what you are as a basketball player. - John Wooden

It's important to make someone happy, and it's important to start with yourself. - Unknown

The searching-out and thorough investigation of truth ought to be the primary study of man. - Cicero

The most important pieces of equipment you need for doing yoga are your body and your mind. - Rodney Yee

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown

Once you've accumulated sufficient knowledge to get by, you're too old to remember it. - Unknown

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

Some painters transform the sun into a yellow spot, others transform a yellow spot into the sun. - Pablo Picasso

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

Never pay attention to what critics say. Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic. - Jean Sibelius

When I was young, I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old, I know it is. - Oscar Wilde

Two things are important for missionaries: (1) they have a sense of humour; and (2) the have no sense of smell. - Phil Callaway

Fishing Trip: Journey undertaken by one or more anglers to a place where no one can remember when it has rained so much - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Success is a journey not a destination. The doing is usually more important than the outcome. Not everyone can be Number 1. - Arthur Ashe

In the real world, the smartest people are people who make mistakes and learn. In school, the smartest people don't make mistakes. - Robert T Kiyosaki

The key is taking responsibility and initiative, deciding what your life is about, and prioritizing your life around the most important things. - Stephen Covey

My mother gave me a bumblebee pin when I started work. She said, "Aerodynamically, bees shouldn't be able to fly. But they do. Remember that." - Jill E. Barad

If you want to succeed, worry less about what college you get into and more about doing your homework, taking care of your chores and being nice to other people. - Jay Mathews

Password Fatigue: A level of frustration reached by having too many different passwords to remember, resulting in an inability to remember even those most commonly used - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Put it before them briefly so they will read it, clearly so they will appreciate it, picturesquely so they will remember it, and above all, accurately so they will be guided by its light. - Joseph Pulitzer

Our lack of forgiveness makes us hate, and our lack of compassion makes us hard-hearted. Pride in our hearts makes us resentful and keeps our memory in a constant whirlwind of passion and self-pity. - Mother Angelica


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