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Open Door Policy

Bubba encouraged open communication with his family

Open Door Policy thanks to Barry McCartney

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I was the kid next door's imaginary friend. - Emo Philips

Rapscallion: A door knocker shaped like an onion - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V

What happens in the hot tub stays in the hot tub. - Aussie Swimmer

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley

I got a garage door opener. It can't close. Just open. - Steven Wright

All successful revolutions are the kicking in of a rotten door. - John Kenneth Galbraith

When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window. - Ogden Nash

My grandmother took a bath every year, whether she was dirty or not. - Brendan Behan

Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before. - Mignon McLaughlin

The door on which we have been knocking all our lives will open at last. - C S Lewis

He who is outside his door has the hardest part of his journey behind him. - Flemish Proverb

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. - John Barrymore

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

Temptation usually comes in through a door that has been deliberately left open. - Arnold Glasgow

Burst down those closet doors once and for all, and stand up and start to fight. - Harvey Milk

The door that nobody else will go in at seems always to swing open widely for me. - Clara Barton

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima

A true friend is the one that's coming in the door while everyone else is going out. - Dr. Phil McGraw

You know that I'm at death's door. But the trouble is that I'm afraid to knock. - W Somerset Maugham

You can tell a man isn't handy when he asks the man next door how to get blood off a saw. - Milton Berle

There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. - Sylvia Plath

Look for opportunity. You can't wait for it to knock on the door ... You might not be home. - Jinger Heath

I love Valentine's Day! I love it, I love it, I love it. I like having doors opened for me. - Ginnifer Goodwin

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

Have you ever wondered why opportunity only knocks once, yet temptation bangs on the door constantly? - Unknown

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

The truth knocks on the door and you say, "Go away, I'm looking for the truth," and so it goes away. Puzzling. - Robert M Pirsig

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. - Milton Berle

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." - Steven Wright

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle


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