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Afford: Popular type of car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You drive for show but putt for dough. - Bobby Locke

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

Love your enemy - it'll drive him nuts. - Unknown

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. - Steven Wright

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. - Dean Martin

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

Content is the atomic particle of all digital marketing. - Rebecca Lieb

Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

Increasingly, the mass marketing is turning into a mass of niches. - Chris Anderson

You cannot come to a Nigerian restaurant without having pepper soup. - Ben Okri

Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

It is sometimes as dangerous to be run into by a microbe as by a trolley car. - J.J. Walsh

There's a drive in me that won't allow me to do certain things that are easy. - Johnny Depp

Marketing is no longer about the stuff that you make, but about the stories you tell. - Seth Godin

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went. - John Updike

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff

Most of the competition was into bulk popcorn because of the major increases in the Drive-In Theatre Outlets. - Orville Redenbacher

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

I went to a fancy French restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?" - Steven Wright

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

With traditional marketing, you tell people you are a rock star. With content marketing, you show them you're a rock star. - Robert Rose

For me, the drive is storytelling. To be a part of an art that tells a story and to be a catalyst, a color in that, is very exciting. - Alden Ehrenreich

Cannibal: 1. One who is fed up with people; 2. A person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter; 3. One who loves his fellow man with gravy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki

Approach racing like a game of billiards. If you bash the ball too hard, you get nowhere. As you handle the cue properly, you drive with more finesse. - Juan M Fangio


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