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Today a reader, tomorrow a leader. - Margaret Fuller

Joy is the serious business of Heaven. - C S Lewis

Eyebrows: What I do when I go shopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Leadership is an action, not a position. - Donald McGannon

I must follow my people. Am I not their leader? - Benjamin Disraeli

Leadership is the capacity to translate vision into reality. - Warren G Bennis

Business is what when you don't have any, you get out of. - Unknown

Leadership is unlocking people's potential to become better. - Bill Bradley

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

Elected leaders who forget how they got there won't the next time. - Malcolm Forbes

Without initiative, leaders are simply workers in leadership positions. - Bo Bennett

Business, that's easily defined - it's other people's money. - Peter F Drucker

A man that is young in years may be old in hours, if he has lost no time. - Francis Bacon

The function of leadership is to produce more leaders, not more followers. - Ralph Nader

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

A leader is a person you will follow to a place you would not go by yourself. - Joel Barker

A person always doing his or her best becomes a natural leader, just by example. - Joe DiMaggio

Real leadership is leaders recognizing that they serve the people that they lead. - Pete Hoekstra

Leadership at one time meant muscles; but today it means getting along with people. - Mahatma Gandhi

Procrastination is like a credit card: it's a lot of fun until you get the bill. - Christopher Parker

When the best leader's work is done the people say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

The best leaders have a high consideration factor. They really care about their people. - Brian Tracy

Good leadership isn't about advancing yourself. It's about advancing your team. - John C Maxwell

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee

The masses are in reality their own leaders, dialectically creating their own development process. - Rosa Luxemburg

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

No man will make a great leader who wants to do it all himself, or to get all the credit for doing it. - Andrew Carnegie

Leadership is getting someone to do what they don't want to do, to achieve what they want to achieve. - Tom Landry

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

The task of leadership is not to put greatness into humanity, but to elicit it, for the greatness is already there. - John Buchan

God is in the resume-building business. He is always using past experiences to prepare us for future opportunities. - Mark Batterson

Malenutrition: The practice of depriving a man from food for more than a couple of hours - or during a football game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his share of the blame and a little less than his share of the credit. - John Maxwell

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

Employers and business leaders need people who can think for themselves - who can take initiative and be the solution to problems. - Stephen Covey

A leader takes people where they want to go. A great leader takes people where they don't necessarily want to go, but ought to be. - Rosalyn Carter

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley

The greatest leader is not necessarily the one who does the greatest things. He is the one that gets the people to do the greatest things. - Ronald Reagan


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