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Today a reader, tomorrow a leader. - Margaret Fuller

Leadership is action, not position. - Samuel Gompers

Procrastination is the thief of time. - Edward Young

Good leaders were once good followers. - Unknown

Leadership is a choice, not a position. - Stephen Covey

Fundamental honesty is the keystone of business. - Harvey S Firestone

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

Leaders don't create followers, they create more leaders. - Tom Peters

About half my time is spent on business operation type stuff. - Mark Zuckerberg

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

Elected leaders who forget how they got there won't the next time. - Malcolm Forbes

Leadership consists of picking good men and helping them do their best. - Chester W Mimitz

The most powerful leadership tool you have is your own personal example. - John Wooden

A leader knows what's best to do; a manager knows merely how best to do it. - Ken Adelman

Leadership is the ability to get extraordinary achievement from ordinary people. - Brian Tracy

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

I've spent three hours hanging upside down while fighting off dinosaur attacks. - Jason O'Mara

Procrastination is like a credit card: it's a lot of fun until you get the bill. - Christopher Parker

If you delegate tasks, you create followers. If you delegate authority, you create leaders. - Craig Groeschel

I had popcorn all over the place, so I decided I might as well be in the Processing Business. - Orville Redenbacher

The best leaders inspire others to harness their utmost potential to benefit the common good. - Peter Tormey

The greatest thief this world has ever produced is procrastination, and he is still at large. - Josh Billings

A good leader leads the people from above them. A great leader leads the people from within them. - M D Arnold

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

Leaders come in two flavors: expanders and containers. The best leadership teams have a mix of both. - Barbara Corcoran

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

Whether you're having setbacks or not, the role of a leader is to always display a winning attitude. - Colin Powell

Wise leaders generally have wise counselors because it takes a wise person themselves to distinguish them. - Diogenes of Sinope

Most of us spend too much time on the last twenty-four hours and too little on the last six thousand years. - Will Durant

It doesn't take a majority to make a rebellion; it takes only a few determined leaders and a sound cause. - H L Mencken

The goal of an effective leader is to recondition your team to be solution focused rather than problem focused. - Unknown

The leader's job is to see the best in human beings who have never caught sight of the best within themselves. - Robin Sharma

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

What the insurance companies have done is to reverse the business so that the public at large insures the insurance companies. - Gerry Spence

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric

You can close more business in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get people interested in you. - Dale Carnegie

When customers complain, business owners and managers ought to get excited. The complaining customer represents a huge opportunity for more business. - Zig Ziglar


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