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Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

A leader is a dealer in hope. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Business adventurous (ventures) - Archie Bunker

Earn your leadership every day. - Michael Jordan

Insects all business all the time. - David Foster Wallace

I think he'll be great for the business community. - Donald Trump

Integrity is the one thing a leader cannot do without. - John C Maxwell

He who cannot be a good follower cannot be a good leader. - Aristotle

Boldness in business is the first, second, and third thing. - Thomas Fuller

Cruel leaders are replaced only to have new leaders turn cruel. - Che Guevara

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

Elected leaders who forget how they got there won't the next time. - Malcolm Forbes

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

Business, that's easily defined - it's other people's money. - Peter F Drucker

A leader is a person you will follow to a place you would not go by yourself. - Joel Barker

Leadership is all about influence - the first person you need to influence is you. - John C Maxwell

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

Procrastination is like a credit card: it's a lot of fun until you get the bill. - Christopher Parker

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Business is so bad, even the accounts that don't intend to pay ain't buying. - Unknown

Make it thy business to know thyself, which is the most difficult lesson in the world. - Sir William Temple

When the best leader's work is done the people say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

Our business in life is not to get ahead of other people, but to get ahead of ourselves. - Maltbie D. Matlock

Leaders think and talk about the solutions. Followers think and talk about the problems. - Brian Tracy

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

The gambling known as business looks with severe disfavor upon the business known as gambling. - Ambrose Bierce

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

No man will make a great leader who wants to do it all himself, or to get all the credit for doing it. - Andrew Carnegie

I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again. - Britt Ekland

The task of leadership is not to put greatness into humanity, but to elicit it, for the greatness is already there. - John Buchan

A simple rule of business is, if you do the things that are easier first, then you can actually make a lot of progress. - Mark Zuckerberg

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

Good leaders must communicate vision clearly, creatively and continually. However, the vision doesn't come alive until the leader models it. - John C Maxwell

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Francis Bacon

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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