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Business as usual. - David Lloyd George

The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

I'm not a businessman. I'm a business, man. - Jay-Z

Better three hours too soon than a minute too late. - William Shakespeare

Cream always rises to the top... so do good leaders. - John Paul Warren

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

It's every man's business to see justice done. - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

Leadership does not always wear the harness of compromise. - Woodrow Wilson

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

Everyone, in the final analysis, is in business for himself. - Unknown

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

The boss says, 'Go', the leader says 'Let's go!' - Harry Gordon Selfridge

The real leader has no need to lead - he is content to point the way. - Henry Miller

Business without profit is not business any more than a pickle is candy. - Charles F Abbott

The most powerful leadership tool you have is your own personal example. - Unknown

There is only one certainty in business: You can't succeed if you quit. - Darren Hardy

In the future, there will be no female leaders. There will just be leaders. - Sheryl Sandberg

The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill

A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. - Harry S Truman

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

He who devotes 16 hours a day to hard study may become as wise at 60 as he thought himself at 20. - Mary Wilson Little

Wise leaders generally have wise counselors because it takes a wise person themselves to distinguish them. - Diogenes of Sinope

Most of us spend too much time on the last twenty-four hours and too little on the last six thousand years. - Will Durant

I'll tell you, it's Big Business. If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it's Big Business. - Donald Trump

Americans still believe in an America where anything's possible - they just don't think their leaders do. - Barack Obama

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

The only business of the historian is to relate things exactly as they are: this he can never do as long as he is afraid. - Lucian of Samosata

Business meetings are important because they're one way of demonstrating how many people the company can operate without. - Unknown

What the insurance companies have done is to reverse the business so that the public at large insures the insurance companies. - Gerry Spence

The people of the world genuinely want peace. Some day the leaders of the world are going to have to give in and give it to them. - Dwight D Eisenhower

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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