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The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

The best leaders blend courage with compassion. - Robin Sharma

The supreme quality of leadership is integrity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I think he'll be great for the business community. - Donald Trump

Talk to a man about himself, and he will listen for hours. - Benjamin Disraeli

There is nothing more requisite in business than dispatch. - Joseph Addison

Leadership is the capacity to translate vision into reality. - Warren G Bennis

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson

A true leader is one who is humble enough to admit their mistakes. - Unknown

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

Leaders have the courage to make unpopular decisions and gut calls. - Jack Welch

Followers will never know how hard the leader tries to create a path. - Unknown

Business without profit is not business any more than a pickle is candy. - Charles F Abbott

The best leaders are the best notetakers, best askers, and best learners. - Tom Peters

Being positive in a negative situation is not naive, it's leadership. - Ralph Marston

The value of a leader is directly proportional to that leader's values. - Unknown

As we look ahead into the next century, leaders will be those who empower others. - Bill Gates

One thing is certain in business: You and everyone around you will make mistakes. - Richard Branson

I started the site when I was 19. I didn't know much about business back then. - Mark Zuckerberg

Leadership at one time meant muscles; but today it means getting along with people. - Mahatma Gandhi

Procrastination is like a credit card: it's a lot of fun until you get the bill. - Christopher Parker

The best leaders have a high consideration factor. They really care about their people. - Brian Tracy

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

The heart of good leadership is sacrifice. If you want to grow an organization - grow leaders. - John C Maxwell

To be successful, you have to have your heart in your business and your business in your heart. - Thomas J Watson

You cannot be a leader, and ask other people to follow you, unless you know how to follow, too. - Sam Rayburn

The masses are in reality their own leaders, dialectically creating their own development process. - Rosa Luxemburg

The role of leadership is to transform the complex situation into small pieces and prioritize them. - Carlos Ghosn

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

Leaders come in two flavors: expanders and containers. The best leadership teams have a mix of both. - Barbara Corcoran

Wise leaders generally have wise counselors because it takes a wise person themselves to distinguish them. - Diogenes of Sinope

Let every one ascertain his special business and calling, and then stick to it if he wants to be successful. - Benjamin Franklin

The goal of an effective leader is to recondition your team to be solution focused rather than problem focused. - Unknown

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

A doable goal for me is to finish a marathon under four hours. I'm doing all the training, but the hardest part is eating right. - Sean Astin

He's ... probably the greatest corporate leader in the history of a major company... Somebody like that would be absolutely incredible. - Donald Trump

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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