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Goose Pimples: Duck acne - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb

The shell must break before the bird can fly. - Unknown

Goose: A bird that supplies quills for writing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly

He was so good he would pour rose water on a toad. - Douglas Jerrold

A fox should not be on the jury at a goose's trial. - Thomas Fuller

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. - Mitch Hedberg

The bird who dares to fall is the bird who learns to fly. - Unknown

I never wanted to weigh more heavily on a man than a bird. - Coco Chanel

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

Gardening requires lots of water, most of it in the form of perspiration. - Lou Erickson

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. - Steven Wright

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water. - Ernest Hemingway

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

Sailor: 1. A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore; 2. A wolf in ship's clothing. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

You are Mr. Owl. I am Ms. Hummingbird. We may come from different species but as long as you're a bird, I'm a bird too. - Glad Munaiseche

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

From a drop of water a logician could infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara without having seen or heard of one or the other. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Happiness in this world, when it comes, comes incidentally. Make it the object of pursuit, and it leads us a wild-goose chase, and is never attained. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Be like the bird that, passing on her flight awhile on boughs too slight, feels them give way beneath her, and yet sings, knowing that she hath wings. - Victor Hugo


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