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Orthodox Weapon

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No blessing lasts forever. - Plautus

Gun Control: Using both hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Force: The weapon of the weak. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Silence is the ultimate weapon of power. - Charles de Gaulle

When I count my blessings, I count you twice. - Irish Proverb

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

I am proud of the fact that I never invented weapons to kill. - Thomas Edison

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? - Mae West

Fan Club: Weapon used by a celebrity to beat off too many fans - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

You can figure out what the villain fears by his choice of weapons. - Connie Brockway

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. - Mark Twain

Be harmonious with each other, enrich the soldiers, ignore all others. - Septimius Severus

Window: 1. A looking-out glass; 2. Place in the truck to hang your guns. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen. - James Madison

An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

You can get a lot farther with a kind word and a gun than a kind word alone. - Al Capone

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

A minority is always compelled to think. That is the blessing of being in the minority. - Leo Baeck

What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears as easily we do our eyes. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

It is such a blessing to have been called, however unworthy, to be the handmaid of the Lord. - Florence Nightingale

Men who are orthodox when they are young are in danger of being middle-aged all their lives. - Walter Lippmann

Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed. - Joseph Stalin

Not what we say about our blessings, but how we use them, is the true measure of our thanksgiving. - W.T. Purkiser

I didn't know that painters and writers retired. They're like soldiers – they just fade away. - Lawrence Ferlinghetti

Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom, must, like men, undergo the fatigues of supporting it. - Thomas Paine

The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him. - G K Chesterton

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler

The most formidable weapon against errors of every kind is Reason. I have never used any other, and I trust I never shall. - Thomas Paine

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery. - Winston Churchill

What is a prayer? Prayer is sending blessing to all. Prayer is sending your compassion to all. Prayer is creating an antidote of negative thoughts. - Osho

Sex is like an atom bomb. A potent weapon which fascinates and frightens. We're afraid to let it loose, yet we all have our finger on the button. - Zeena Schreck


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