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Blessing the hereafter

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No blessing lasts forever. - Plautus

An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Necessity makes the best soldiers. - Josephus

A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing. - Mark Twain

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

Never argue with a woman, a winner, or a weapon. - Frank Dane

Nurses — one of the few blessings of being ill. - Sara Moss-Wolfe

Death may be the greatest of all human blessings. - Socrates

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

May your troubles be less and your blessings be more. - Irish Blessing

Temptation is a woman's weapon and man's excuse. - H L Mencken

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

Music - what a powerful instrument, what a mighty weapon! - Maria Augusta von Trapp

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? - Mae West

What seems to us as bitter trials are often blessings in disguise. - Oscar Wilde

Guns don't kill people. Dads with pretty daughters kill people. - Unknown

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. - Mark Twain

Failure is necessary to succeed and will become your biggest blessing. - Lynn Bardowski

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

Your heaviest artillery will be your will to live. Keep that big gun going. - Norman Cousins

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

A minority is always compelled to think. That is the blessing of being in the minority. - Leo Baeck

We failed, but in the good providence of God, apparent failure often proves a blessing. - Robert E Lee

There are no mistakes, no coincidences. All events are blessings given to us to learn from. - Elizabeth Kubler-Ross

It is such a blessing to have been called, however unworthy, to be the handmaid of the Lord. - Florence Nightingale

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

You could say that the paparazzi and the tabloids are sort of the assault weapons of the First Amendment. - Charlton Heston

I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters. - Frank Lloyd Wright

The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him. - G K Chesterton

The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. - Albert Einstein

To an entrepreneur, closing a financing often feels like the end of a marathon. It's actually the starting gun. - Andy Dunn

Forgiveness isn't just a blessing you deliver to another human being. Forgiveness is also a gift you give yourself. - Robin S Sharma

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery. - Winston Churchill

Never let the future disturb you. You will meet it, if you have to, with the same weapons of reason which today arm you against the present. - Marcus Aurelius


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