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Orthodox Weapon

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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

No blessing lasts forever. - Plautus

An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Leave the gun, take the cannoli. - The Godfather

Necessity makes the best soldiers. - Josephus

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

Nurses — one of the few blessings of being ill. - Sara Moss-Wolfe

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

Temptation is a woman's weapon and man's excuse. - H L Mencken

Music - what a powerful instrument, what a mighty weapon! - Maria Augusta von Trapp

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

I am proud of the fact that I never invented weapons to kill. - Thomas Edison

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

You can figure out what the villain fears by his choice of weapons. - Connie Brockway

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

A contented mind is the greatest blessing a man can enjoy in this world. - Joseph Addison

An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

Giving back to society and community enriches our lives, making it a double blessing. - Kellie Sullivan

A minority is always compelled to think. That is the blessing of being in the minority. - Leo Baeck

Praise is the weapon God gives you to leverage the negative circumstances of your life. - David Evans

We failed, but in the good providence of God, apparent failure often proves a blessing. - Robert E Lee

What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears as easily we do our eyes. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

It is such a blessing to have been called, however unworthy, to be the handmaid of the Lord. - Florence Nightingale

Men who are orthodox when they are young are in danger of being middle-aged all their lives. - Walter Lippmann

If we magnified blessings as much as we magnify disappointments, we would all be much happier. - John Wooden

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. - Billy Connolly

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters. - Frank Lloyd Wright

The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him. - G K Chesterton

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. - Albert Einstein

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah

Papers say: 'Congress is deadlocked and can't act.' I think that is the greatest blessing that could befall this country. - Will Rogers


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