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An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Off-the-docks Jews (Orthodox Jews) - Archie Bunker

I am not a politician, but a soldier. - Idi Amin

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

In war, there are no unwounded soldiers. - Jose Narosky

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing. - Mark Twain

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

Nurses — one of the few blessings of being ill. - Sara Moss-Wolfe

Death may be the greatest of all human blessings. - Socrates

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown

I am proud of the fact that I never invented weapons to kill. - Thomas Edison

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

What seems to us as bitter trials are often blessings in disguise. - Oscar Wilde

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. - Mark Twain

Failure is necessary to succeed and will become your biggest blessing. - Lynn Bardowski

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

Your heaviest artillery will be your will to live. Keep that big gun going. - Norman Cousins

Leadership is intangible, and therefore no weapon ever designed can replace it. - Omar N. Bradley

You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone. - Al Capone

It is much easier to imagine ghastly new biological weapons than to create them. - Andrew Pollack

It's a blessing to die for a cause, because you can so easily die for nothing. - Andrew Young

If you have a gun you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank you can rob everyone. - Unknown

When I take a gun in hand, the safest place for a pheasant is just opposite the muzzle. - Sydney Smith

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

That the Pearl Harbor attack should have succeeded in achieving surprise seems a blessing from heaven. - Hideki Tojo

The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler

A cloudy day or a little sunshine have as great an influence on many constitutions as the most recent blessings or misfortunes. - Joseph Addison

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill

The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery. - Winston Churchill

Never let the future disturb you. You will meet it, if you have to, with the same weapons of reason which today arm you against the present. - Marcus Aurelius

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

What is a prayer? Prayer is sending blessing to all. Prayer is sending your compassion to all. Prayer is creating an antidote of negative thoughts. - Osho


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