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Necessity makes the best soldiers. - Josephus

I am not a politician, but a soldier. - Idi Amin

When I count my blessings, I count you twice. - Irish Proverb

Sharpen your weapons and limit your frontiers. - Roman Military Saying

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

The dead soldier's silence sings our national anthem. - Aaron Kilbourn

We come not to mourn our dead soldiers, but to praise them. - Francis A Walker

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

Failure is necessary to succeed and will become your biggest blessing. - Lynn Bardowski

Be harmonious with each other, enrich the soldiers, ignore all others. - Septimius Severus

A contented mind is the greatest blessing a man can enjoy in this world. - Joseph Addison

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

You have to participate relentlessly in the manifestation of your own blessings. - Elizabeth Gilbert

It's a blessing to die for a cause, because you can so easily die for nothing. - Andrew Young

If you have a gun you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank you can rob everyone. - Unknown

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

A world without nuclear weapons would be less stable and more dangerous for all of us. - Margaret Thatcher

A minority is always compelled to think. That is the blessing of being in the minority. - Leo Baeck

What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears as easily we do our eyes. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

It is such a blessing to have been called, however unworthy, to be the handmaid of the Lord. - Florence Nightingale

When you focus on being a blessing, God makes sure that you are always blessed in abundance. - Joel Osteen

Like trying a man's finger for having pulled the trigger of a gun which murdered someone. - Malcolm Muggeridge

If we magnified blessings as much as we magnify disappointments, we would all be much happier. - John Wooden

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed. - Joseph Stalin

Not what we say about our blessings, but how we use them, is the true measure of our thanksgiving. - W.T. Purkiser

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

No weapon has ever settled a moral problem. It can impose a solution but it cannot guarantee it to be a just one. - Ernest Hemingway

The only weapon with which the unconscious patient can immediately retaliate upon the incompetent surgeon is hemorrhage. - William Stewart Halsted

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

Tension: 1. The price you pay for being a race horse instead of a plow horse; 2. What the sergeant shouts to his soldiers. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas. - Joseph Stalin

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

Sex is like an atom bomb. A potent weapon which fascinates and frightens. We're afraid to let it loose, yet we all have our finger on the button. - Zeena Schreck


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