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We need a great president. - Donald Trump

Love is a great beautifier. - Louisa May Alcott

Great deeds are usually wrought at great risks. - Herodotus

The first test of a truly great man is his humility. - John Ruskin

Genius is nothing but a great aptitude for patience. - George Louis de Buffon

Genius begins great works; labor alone finishes them. - Joseph Joubert

Great wrestlers don't out-muscle; they out-hustle. - Unknown

Deeds, not stones, are the true monuments of the great. - J.L. Motley

The great aim of education is not knowledge but action. - Herbert Spencer

See everything. Overlook a great deal. Improve a little. - Pope John XXIII

Work keeps at bay three great evils: boredom, vice and need. - Voltaire

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician. - Unknown

Give a little love to a child, and you get a great deal back. - John Ruskin

The first great gift we can bestow on others is a good example. - Morell

The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite

Isn't it wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago. - Dan Quayle

If a little money does not go out, great money will not come in. - Chinese Proverb

Unabated: 1. A fishhook without a worm; 2. A mousetrap without cheese. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I thank the Lord for the great principle of repentance and forgiveness. - Gordon B Hinckley

Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together. - Thomas Carlyle

In Green Bay, Wisconsin, ten bowling shirts are considered a great wardrobe. - Greg Koch

I'm kind of known for something that's not so great to be known for. - Monica Lewinsky

A great wind is blowing, and that gives you either imagination or a headache. - Catherine the Great

The bravest sight in the world is to see a great man struggling against adversity. - Seneca

Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers. - Daniel J. Boorstin

You have to be first, different, or great. If you're one of them, you may make it. - Loretta Lynn

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved the absolute rejection of authority. - Aldous Huxley

Great men undertake great things because they are great; fools, because they think them easy. - Vauvenargues

The sound of a kiss is not so loud as that of a cannon, but its echo lasts a great deal longer. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Eddie discovered one of his childhood's great truths. Grownups are the real monsters, he thought. - Stephen King

Most people have some sort of religion, at least they know which church they're staying away from. - John Erskine

Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. - Frederic Bastiat

Believe there is a great power silently working all things for good, behave yourself and never mind the rest. - Beatrix Potter

The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. - Joel Salatin

Oh, yes, sitting. The great leveler. From the mightiest Pharaoh to the lowliest peasant, who doesn't enjoy a good sit? - The Simpsons

Beware of endeavoring to become a great man in a hurry. One such attempt in ten thousand may succeed. These are fearful odds. - Benjamin Disraeli

Perseverance is a great element of success; if you only knock long enough and loud enough at the gate, you are sure to wake up somebody. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

In ordinary life we hardly realize that we receive a great deal more than we give and that it is only with gratitude that life becomes rich. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

When you're an actor, you do a lot of the same kind of thing. It's great when someone gets you to do something that's a little surprising. - Christopher Walken


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