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The great struggle has come. - Herodotus

I love Wisconsin. It's a great place. - Donald Trump

Praise is ever attendant on great wealth. - Roman Proverb

Money is a great servant, but a poor master. - Francis Bacon

There's a great woman behind every idiot. - John Lennon

With great power comes great electricity bill. - Unknown

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

Free speech is a great idea, but we're in a war. - Lindsey Graham

Genius begins great works; labor alone finishes them. - Joseph Joubert

I once dieted so religiously I quit eating in Church. - Zig Ziglar

Enthusiasm... the sustaining power of all great action. - Samuel Smiles

Deeds, not stones, are the true monuments of the great. - J.L. Motley

Cross-country skiing is great if you live in a small country. - Steven Wright

Work banishes those three great evils: boredom, vice, and poverty. - Voltaire

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

Our Air Corps reunion was held to rememmorate the great things we done. - Archie Bunker

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

Great is the height I must scale, but the prospect of glory gives me strength. - Propertius

The visionary leader is an optimist, for no pessimist ever made a great leader. - William W Francis

Nothing will kill a great employee faster than watching you tolerate a bad one. - Perry Belcher

Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved the absolute rejection of authority. - Aldous Huxley

Don't wait for extraordinary opportunities. Seize common occasions and make them great. - Orison Swett Marden

From success you get a lot of things, but not that great inside thing that love brings you. - Samuel Goldwyn

Every great man nowadays has his disciples, and it is always Judas who writes the biography. - Oscar Wilde

Until you're ready to look foolish, you'll never have the possibility of being great. - Cher

Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat? - Dave Turner

The great thing about candy is that it can't be spoiled by the adult world. Candy is innocent. - Rosecrans Baldwin

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

It isn't the big pleasures that count the most; it's making a great deal out of the little ones. - Jean Webster

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

The clue to happiness is being interested in life. People's happiness is as great as they can create it. - L. Ron Hubbard

The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

A leader takes people where they want to go. A great leader takes people where they don't necessarily want to go, but ought to be. - Rosalyn Carter

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

Time is of of no account with great thoughts, which are as fresh today as when they first passed through their authors' minds ages ago. - Samuel Smiles

All great and honorable actions are accompanied with great difficulties, and both must be enterprised and overcome with answerable courage. - William Bradford

I believe there's an Almighty, and I believe the Almighty's great gift to each man and woman in this world is the desire to be free. - George W Bush


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