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Owl Dance

Dancing to 'country' music

Owl Dance thanks to Howard Chapman

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No Sane man will dance. - Cicero

Dancing is silent poetry. - Simonides

Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez

I'm an early-morning owl. - Patrick Wilson

Either dance well or quit the ballroom. - Greek Proverb

When the owl sings, the night is silent. - Charles de Leusse

All dancing girls are nineteen years old. - Japanese Proverb

He who has no falcon must hunt with an owl. - Danish Proverb

To watch us dance is to hear our hearts speak. - Indian Proverb

We can choose to hate the rain or dance in it. - Joan Marques

A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

I am a brother to dragons, and a companion to owls. - Bible

You can dance anywhere, even if only in your heart. - Unknown

Dancing: The Highest Intelligence in the Freest Body. - Isadora Duncan

Can't act. Can sing. Balding. Can dance a little. - MGM Executive

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough. - Groucho Marx

I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

No one should have to dance backwards all their lives. - Jill Ruckelshaus

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. - Steve Martin

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. - Unknown

Dancing is like bank robbery - it takes split second timing. - Twyla Tharp

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. - Steven Wright

The one thing that can solve most of our problems is dancing. - James Brown

There are short-cuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them. - Vicki Baum

Alone and warming his five wits, the white owl in the belfry sits. - Alfred Tennyson

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

Can grave and formal pass for wise,
When Men the solemn Owl despise? - Benjamin Franklin

If I could tell you what it meant, there would be no point in dancing it. - Isadora Duncan

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music. - George Carlin

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

Dance isn't something that can be explained in words; it has to be danced. - Paige Arden

We dance in a circle and suppose, while the secret sits in the middle and knows. - Robert Frost

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

I'm a night owl for sure. I was born at 1 A.M., and that's the excuse I use. - Karla Souza

The truest expression of a people is in its dance and in its music. Bodies never lie. - Agnes De Mille

There's no one way to dance. And that's kind of my philosophy about everything. - Ellen Degeneres

And they bought an Owl, and a useful Cart,
And a pound of Rice, and a Cranberry Tart. - Edward Lear

The dance: a minimum of explanation, a minimum of anecdotes, and a maximum of sensations. - Maurice Bejart

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

You can't fly with the owls by night and expect to keep up with the eagles during the day. - Unknown

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

I'm proud of my Irish heritage and culture and this show will feature a lot of Irish dancing. - Michael Flatley

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

We ought to dance with rapture that we might be alive... and part of the living, incarnate cosmos. - D.H. Lawrence

I think the shocking thing to discover is the owls are not stupid and very feral, very hard to train. - Robbie Coltrane

I rejoice that there are owls. They represent the stark twilight and unsatisfied thoughts which all have. - Henry David Thoreau

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

I was not naturally talented. I didn't sing, dance or act, though working around that minor detail made me inventive. - Steve Martin

I don't want to be the oldest performer in captivity. I don't want to look like a little old man dancing out there. - Fred Astaire

He respects Owl, because you can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right. - A. A. Milne

You are Mr. Owl. I am Ms. Hummingbird. We may come from different species but as long as you're a bird, I'm a bird too. - Glad Munaiseche

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - William James

Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher Reeve judging a dance contest. - George Carlin

In New York, everybody looks great and is well dressed, but seeing someone in Ohio wearing Marc Jacobs is like spotting an owl in Central Park. Rare. - Isabel Gillies


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