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Painfull Skydive

Some skydivers just don't get the point

Painfull Skydive thanks to Mike King

Why you should keep your legs closed while skydiving

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Pain will leave you, when you let go. - Jeremy Aldana

Pain is temporary; quitting is forever. - Lance Armstrong

Where a man feels pain he lays his hand. - Dutch Proverb

Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional. - Haruki Murakami

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

God is a concept by which we measure our pain. - John Lennon

Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully. - Max Eastman

Champions expect pain, endure pain, and never complain. - Unknown

We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey. - Kenji Miyazawa

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

I am not into working out. My philosophy: no pain, no pain. - Carol Leifer

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

How much pain have cost us the evils that have never happened. - Thomas Jefferson

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Suicide doesn't end the pain. It just passes it on to someone else. - James Kirkup

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man. - Dr. Seuss

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Shared pain is lessened; shared joy, increased - thus do we refute entropy. - Spider Robinson

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Everybody has losses - it's unavoidable in life. Sharing our pain is very healing. - Isabel Allende

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

Pain is neither intolerable nor everlasting... it is in the power of the soul to maintain its own serenity. - Marcus Aurelius

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift


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