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Art is the signature of civilizations. - Beverly Sills

Imagination is intelligence having fun. - George Scialabra

Any idealism is a proper subject for art. - Lafcadio Hearn

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

Heartbreak is a loss. Divorce is a piece of paper. - Taylor J Reid

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

Art is not what you see, but what you make others see. - Degas

Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper. - Daphne Zuniga

Face reality as it is, not as it was or as you wish it to be. - Jack Welch

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. - Helen Keller

The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure. - Dale Carnegie

A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on. - Samuel Goldwyn

The problem is not to find the answer; it's to face the answer. - Terence McKenna

My stockbroker asked me something important today: paper or plastic? - Jay Leno

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

When it comes to staying young, a mind-lift beats a face-lift any day. - Marty Bucella

The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible. - Bertrand Russell

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

Anyone who says you can't see a thought simply doesn't know art. - Wynetka Ann Reynolds

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

The politicians were talking themselves red, white and blue in the face. - Clare Boothe Luce

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

Stop setting goals. Goals are pure fantasy unless you have a specific plan to achieve them. - Stephen Covey

Such a figure, that imagination cannot form an idea of a fury from hell, to look more frightful. - Charles Johnson

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely. - Roald Dahl

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

Individuals need to be willing to face truth about their attitudes, behaviors, even what we want out of life. - Joyce Meyer

An expert problem solver must be endowed with two incompatible qualities: a restless imagination and a patient pertinacity. - Howard Eves

For me, the drive is storytelling. To be a part of an art that tells a story and to be a catalyst, a color in that, is very exciting. - Alden Ehrenreich

The ideas that have lighted my way and, time after time, have given me new courage to face life cheerfully have been Kindness, Beauty, and Truth. - Albert Einstein

I'm readin' in the paper where the CIA is dopin' people up. Maybe somebody injected some of that LSD in the lady's cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker


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