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Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage

Worry is a waste of the imagination. - Unknown

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H L Mencken

Most men would rather deny a hard truth than face it. - George R.R. Martin

After a certain age every man is responsible for his face. - Albert Camus

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

He had a dashing smile. It nearly dashed right off his face. - Shannon Hale

There is nothing more dreadful than imagination without taste. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

Your imagination is your preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination. - Oscar Wilde

A great wind is blowing, and that gives you either imagination or a headache. - Catherine the Great

Here you leave today and enter the world of yesterday, tomorrow, and fantasy. - Walt Disney

Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Paper Napkin: Its only ambition is to get down off your lap and play on the floor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If we do not plant knowledge when young, it will give us no shade when we are old. - Lord Chesterfield

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. - Bernard M Baruch

Too often I find that the volume of paper expands to fill the available briefcases. - Jerry Brown

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

All the works of man have their origin in creative fantasy. What right have we then to depreciate imagination. - Carl Jung

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

I feel strongly that the visual arts are of vast importance. Of course I could be prejudiced. I am a visual art. - Kermit The Frog

Busyness functions like an addiction. When you stop, you have to face your thoughts, which terrifies most of us. - Thibaut

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

The poet is in command of his fantasy, while it is exactly the mark of the neurotic that he is possessed by his fantasy. - Lionel Trilling

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

Today is yesterday's victory, yesterday is tomorrow's conquest, and tomorrow is today's war. Though I face death, I am not fearsome. - Nadège Richards


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