Paper Guns

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau

Silence is the ultimate weapon of power. - Charles de Gaulle

Sharpen your weapons and limit your frontiers. - Roman Military Saying

Never argue with a woman, a winner, or a weapon. - Frank Dane

If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer? - Steven Wright

Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself. - Unknown

Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting. - Christopher Morley

If they give you ruled paper, write the other way. - Juan Ramon Jimenez

Heartbreak is a loss. Divorce is a piece of paper. - Taylor J Reid

The real use of gunpowder is to make all men tall. - Thomas Carlyle

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best. - Oscar Wilde

One ad is worth more to a paper than forty editorials. - Will Rogers

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer? - Steven Wright

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? - George Carlin

Fan Club: Weapon used by a celebrity to beat off too many fans - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite

A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on. - Samuel Goldwyn

Hunting isn't just something I do. It's part of who I am. - Unknown

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

Diploma: 1. Da man dat fixes your pipes; 2. A job-hunting license. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can figure out what the villain fears by his choice of weapons. - Connie Brockway

Guns don't kill people. Dads with pretty daughters kill people. - Unknown

Most of the time he sounds like he has a mouth full of toilet paper. - Rex Reed

Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey

Stories are the single most powerful weapon in a leader's arsenal. - Howard Gardner

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

If life gives you a bowl of lemons, go find an annoying guy with paper cuts. - Unknown

High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown

A blank piece of paper is God's way of telling us how hard it is to be God. - Sidney Sheldon

It's better to have a gun and need it, than to not have a gun and not need it. - Ricky

Any gun in the hands of a decent person is no threat to anybody, except bad people. - Charlton Heston

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target. - Ashleigh Brilliant

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

When I take a gun in hand, the safest place for a pheasant is just opposite the muzzle. - Sydney Smith

My aim is to put down on paper what I see and what I feel in the best and simplest way. - Ernest Hemingway

The guns and the bombs, the rockets and the warships, are all symbols of human failure. - Lyndon B Johnson

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper. - George Polya

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed. - Joseph Stalin

Consultants are people who come down from the hill to shoot the wounded after the battle is over. - Doc Blakeley

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

Many of our fears are tissue-paper-thin, and a single courageous step would carry us clear through them. - Brendan Francis

You could say that the paparazzi and the tabloids are sort of the assault weapons of the First Amendment. - Charlton Heston

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton

Only government can take perfectly good paper, cover it with perfectly good ink and make the combination worthless. - Milton Friedman

I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen

I was court-martialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan

Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas. - Joseph Stalin

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay? It's, like, incredible. - Donald Trump

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill

It is often wonderful how putting down on paper a clear statement of a case helps one to see, not perhaps the way out, but the way in. - Arthur Christopher Benson

Never let the future disturb you. You will meet it, if you have to, with the same weapons of reason which today arm you against the present. - Marcus Aurelius

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

I'm readin' in the paper where the CIA is dopin' people up. Maybe somebody injected some of that LSD in the lady's cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

When I came back to Dublin, I was courtmartialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway