Paper Scissors Cop
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QuotaBillsNot failure, but low aim, is crime. - J. R. Lowell
Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman
Behind every great fortune there is a crime. - Honore de Balzac
Well, all I know is what I read in the papers. - Will Rogers
If they give you ruled paper, write the other way. - Juan Ramon Jimenez
Is it a bigger crime to rob a bank or to open one? - Ted Allan
The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal
Stop crime at its source - support planned parenthood. - Robert Byrne
He who has reaped the profits has committed the crime. - Seneca
You can't stop a thing by makin' a crime of it. - Kin Hubbard
Like toilet paper, laughter is in short supply these days. - Phil Callaway
What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey
I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen
A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers. - H L Mencken
Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw
A verbal agreement isn't worth the paper it's written on. - Samuel Goldwyn
My stockbroker asked me something important today: paper or plastic? - Jay Leno
Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown
The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram
Never think that war, no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a crime. - Ernest Hemingway
Paper Napkin: Its only ambition is to get down off your lap and play on the floor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Let's commit the perfect crime. I'll steal your heart, and you steal mine. - Meryl Streep
Too often I find that the volume of paper expands to fill the available briefcases. - Jerry Brown
The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley
I think I'm right-brained, incapable of managing my way out of a brown paper bag. - Jeremy Grantham
My aim is to put down on paper what I see and what I feel in the best and simplest way. - Ernest Hemingway
France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder
Blind commitment to a theory is not an intellectual virtue: it is an intellectual crime. - Imre Lakatos
I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller
When a man commits the same crime twice, and is not punished, it seems to him permissible. - Talmud
If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin
The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett
Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert
A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown
The police feel that most of the public are against them and that there is a lot of bad feeling. - Peter James
Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock
In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright
The true identity theft is not financial. It's not in cyberspace. It's spiritual. It's been taken. - Stephen Covey
The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno
One of the fondest expressions around is that we can't be the world's policeman. But guess who gets called when suddenly someone needs a cop. - Colin Powell