Parking Privilege
Lots of parking for those who don't park a lot
Standing up for one's Strata rights
QuotaBillsProperty is robbery. - Latin Proverb
Afford: Popular type of car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Camelot: Parking area for humped animals - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson
Parking Lot Attendant: Professional fender bender - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown
Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig
Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown
Few rich men own their own property. The property owns them. - Robert G Ingersoll
The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor
He who has the property in the soil has the same up in the sky. - Latin Proverb
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces. - Will Rogers
Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg
We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow
When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon
Off-Campus Parking: Ample extra parking usually found in an adjoining state - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker
I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden
When neither their property nor their honor is touched, the majority of men live content. - Niccolo Machiavelli
A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. - Bill Vaughan
The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker
I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park. - Dolly Parton
Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck
When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk
If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler
I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby
Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret
In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond
Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke
For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi
The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly
A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty
Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown
Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett
When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright
In New York, everybody looks great and is well dressed, but seeing someone in Ohio wearing Marc Jacobs is like spotting an owl in Central Park. Rare. - Isabel Gillies