#1 humor site on the 'net

Party In Hell

Beware of what's on the menu

Party In Hell thanks to Jim Serritella

Preparing for Sunday's service

God gave me my money. - John D Rockefeller

damn with faint praise - Alexander Pope

God bless us every one! - Tiny Tim

Men plan and God laughs. - Yiddish Proverb

Center Of Mass: The Priest - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Marriage is heaven and hell. - German Proverb

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Religion is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx

The best way to get praise is to die. - Italian Proverb

God made man because he loves stories. - Elie Wiesel

A man of courage is also full of faith. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

I'm an atheist and I thank God for it. - George Bernard Shaw

The Pope, I hope, can only be scared by God. - Donald Trump

God is silent. Now if only man would shut up. - Woody Allen

Better to reign in Hell, than serve in Heaven. - John Milton

One filled with joy preaches without preaching. - Mother Teresa

God cannot alter the past, though historians can. - Samuel Butler

The heart that is generous and kind most resembles God. - Robert Burns

A man who is intimate with God is not intimidated by man. - Leonard Ravenhill

Prayer does not change God, but it changes him who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

What is faith unless it is to believe what you do not see? - St. Augustine

We come not to mourn our dead soldiers, but to praise them. - Francis A Walker

Don't be afraid to pray big prayers, we serve a big God. - Unknown

Today's church wants to be raptured from responsibility. - Leonard Ravenhill

I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise. - Noel Coward

Sin is what you do when your heart is not satisfied with God. - John Piper

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The things which are impossible with men are possible with God. - Luke 18:27

Doubt is not the opposite of faith; it is one element of faith. - Paul Tillich

A rigorous religion can be conceived and nurtured in ignorance. - Ravi Zacharias

For the man who prays in his heart, the whole world is a church. - Sylvain of Athos

Where hope would otherwise become hopelessness, it becomes faith. - Robert Brault

Faith is about doing. You are how you act, not just how you believe. - Mitch Albom

God created Adam lord of all living creatures, but Eve spoiled it all. - Martin Luther

Faith does not eliminate questions. But faith knows where to take them. - Elisabeth Elliot

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Only faith in Christ gives rise to a culture contrary to egotism and death. - Pope John Paul II

Faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen. - Hebrews 11:1

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

A blank piece of paper is God's way of telling us how hard it is to be God. - Sidney Sheldon

Never, never, never join a movement that persecutes people because of their faith. - Adrian Rodgers

He drained the cup of God's wrath bone dry, leaving not a drop for us to drink. - Richard A Bodey

There's a difference between an intellectual faith and a personal, heart faith. - Billy Graham

A religion that gives nothing, costs nothing, and suffers nothing, is worth nothing. - Martin Luther

Smoking won't send you to hell; it'll just make it like you've been there. - Phil Callaway

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

I definitely want my son Brooklyn christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. - David Beckham

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

Don't tell God that you have a big problem, tell your problem that you have a big God :) - Unknown

Most of us forget to take time for wonder, praise and gratitude until it is almost too late. - Faith Baldwin

It happens to be against two laws: God's and man's. I'm booking her on the second. - Cornell Wilde

How utterly terrible is the current idea that Christians can serve God at their own convenience. - AW Tozer

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

I know God won't give me anything I can't handle. I just wish he didn't trust me so much. - Mother Teresa

Put least trust in him who is foremost to praise you,
Nor judge of a road till it draw to the end. - John B O'Reilly

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those who in times of great moral crises maintain their neutrality. - Dante Alighieri

The character of our praying will determine the character of our preaching. Light praying makes light preaching. - E.M. Bounds

It cost God nothing, so far as we know, to create nice things: but to convert rebellious wills cost him crucifixion. - C S Lewis

One of our fundamental spiritual problems is this: we want God to do something new while we keep doing the same old thing. - Mark Batterson

We study the glory of God, and the honour and liberty of parliament, for which we fight, without seeking our own interests. - Oliver Cromwell

Tolerance is the worst roar of all, including tolerance for homosexuals, feminists, and religions that don't follow Christ. - Josh McDowell

The music that really turns me on is either running toward God or away from God. Both recognize the pivot, that God is at the center of the jaunt. - Bono

Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell

Tomato Sprouts

Shuttle Bus Driver

Tight FM Bandwidth

Boat Hurdles

Sign Model

In Stock Guarantee

Microslave: You're Not Going Anywhere Today

Homing Pigeon Sale

Extra Weight

Proof of Global Warming

Colgate Advertising Campaign

Ship Tow

Canadian Warship

Swiss Army Mega Tools

Canadian Smart Car

I Like Cooking

Balanced Meal

Acoustic Hearing Aids

Redneck Advent Calendar

Programmer Logic

Lego Haircut

Lettuce Face

Hammock Wine

Catch Anything Lately?