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Party In Hell thanks to Jim Serritella

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God help the patient. - Lord Mansfield

Religion: a great perhaps. - Francois Rabelais

Just praise is only a debt. - G Berkeley

We walk by faith, not by sight. - 2 Corinthians 7

Forgiveness is God's command. - Martin Luther

Adversity makes men think of God. - Livy

By night an atheist half believes in God. - Edward Young

If you're going through hell, keep going. - Winston Churchill

Desire of praise disposeth to laudable actions. - Thomas Hobbes

The crow flew closer, as if to hear its praises. - Emma Donoghue

Feed your faith and your fears will starve to death. - Unknown

God loves each of us as if there were only one of us. - Saint Augustine

God is always on the side of the strongest battalion. - Voltaire

I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I drank the silence of God from a spring in the woods. - Georg Trakl

God gives nothing to those who keep their arms crossed. - African Saying

Every worldview has to bring together reason and faith. - Ravi Zacharias

The day before me is fraught with God knows what horrors. - John Kennedy Toole

An ounce of practice is worth more than tons of preaching. - Mahatma Gandhi

Today's church wants to be raptured from responsibility. - Leonard Ravenhill

I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise. - Noel Coward

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is simpler and easier to flatter people than to praise them. - Jean Paul Richter

For the man who prays in his heart, the whole world is a church. - Sylvain of Athos

God is good to the Irish, but no one else is; not even the Irish. - Unknown

I can't believe that God put us on this earth to be ordinary. - Lou Holtz

Doubt isn't the opposite of faith; it is an element of faith. - Paul Tillich

We see only a fragment of life at a time, but God sees the whole. - David Jeremiah

Don't they get afraid, then?
They have a religion for that. - Ray Bradbury

I once heard a preacher who sorely tempted me to go to church no more. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

What praise is more valuable than the praise of an intelligent servant? - Jane Austen

If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott

Unless you assume a God, the question of life's purpose is meaningless. - Bertrand Russell

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

A saint is not someone who is good but who experiences the goodness of God. - Brennan Manning

A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything. - Friedrich Nietzsche

Once you have been reconciled to God, you have no problem being reconciled to others. - Fred Luter

God gave us the gift of lie; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire

I'm tired of praise; and love is very sweet, when it is simple and sincere like this. - Louisa May Alcott

I definitely want my son Brooklyn christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. - David Beckham

Praise from a friend, or censure from a foe,
Are lost on hearers that our merits know. - Homer

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

I clearly have done things that were wrong. I've clearly had to seek God's forgiveness. - Newt Gingrich

I'm not a schmuck. Even if the world goes to hell in a handbasket, I won't lose a penny. - Donald Trump

Such a figure, that imagination cannot form an idea of a fury from hell, to look more frightful. - Charles Johnson

Let us build a church so great that those who come after us may thing us mad to have attempted it. - Unknown

He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic. - Kingsley Amis

As Man alone, Jesus could not have saved us; As God alone, He would not; Made flesh, He could and did. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

It cost God nothing, so far as we know, to create nice things: but to convert rebellious wills cost him crucifixion. - C S Lewis

The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler

When God decides who should live or die, he is immoral. When you decide who should live or die, it's your moral right. - Ravi Zacharias

I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it. - Voltaire

It does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg. - Thomas Jefferson

Sabbath: A weekly festival having its origin in the fact that God made the world in six days and was arrested on the seventh. - Ambrose Bierce

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

Some preachers think only of their sermon; others think only of themselves: the man who wins the soul is the man who aims at it. - Dean Hook

The blood of Christ covers all of our sins, but each of us must do personal business with God in order to experience his forgiveness. - Lewis B Smedes

When you die, God and the angels will hold you accountable for all the pleasures you were allowed in this life that you denied yourself. - Unknown

God has infinite attention to spare for each one of us. You are as much alone with him as if you were the only being he had ever created. - C S Lewis

God's forgiveness allows us to be honest with ourselves. We recognize our imperfections, admit our failures, and plead to God for clemency. - Jonathan Sacks

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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