Party In Hell

Pit Bull Faith - DannyMac

damn with faint praise - Alexander Pope

Man is incurably religious. - Ravi Zacharias

Forgiveness is God's command. - Martin Luther

Hell is paved with good Samaritans. - William M. Holden

God is like a skilful Geometrician. - Sir Thomas Browne

A human life is a story told by God. - Hans Christian Andersen

God made man because he loves stories. - Elie Wiesel

Hell hath no fury like a woman's corns. - Archie Bunker

An honest man's the noblest work of God. - Alexander Pope

Faith held solely is the beginning of action. - Unknown

God will forgive me. That's his business. - Heinrich Heine

The glory of God is a human being fully alive. - St. Irenaeus

Faith is the gaze of a soul upon a saving God. - A.W. Tozer

The crow flew closer, as if to hear its praises. - Emma Donoghue

The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker

Love your enemy - it will scare the hell out of them. - Mark Twain

If you desire praise or esteem, endeavor to merit it. - Norman MacDonald

He that searches for praise will often find contempt. - Norman MacDonald

What you do in secret is on Public Display before God. - Jim Hughes

Every worldview has to bring together reason and faith. - Ravi Zacharias

Forgiveness is like faith. You have to keep reviving it. - Mason Cooley

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

Whatever you don't turn into Praise turns into Pride. - Mark Batterson

A sermon is no sermon in which I cannot hear the heartbeat. - Henry Longfellow

The laws of nature are but the mathematical thoughts of God. - Euclid

Today's church wants to be raptured from responsibility. - Leonard Ravenhill

Faith is not just something you have, it's something you do. - Barack Obama

I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best. - Walt Whitman

If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke. - Hugh Elliott

listen; there's a hell of a good universe next door: let's go - e e cummings

Without faith, a man can do nothing; with it, all things are possible. - William Osler

Fools may our scorn, not envy raise,
For envy is a kind of praise. - John Gay

Only faith in Christ gives rise to a culture contrary to egotism and death. - Pope John Paul II

I won't take my religion from any man who never works except with his mouth. - Carl Sandburg

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants. - Carrie Prejean

It is not the strength of your faith but the object of your faith that actually saves you. - Timothy Keller

We are all pencils in the hand of a writing God, who is sending love letters to the world. - Mother Teresa

Most of us forget to take time for wonder, praise and gratitude until it is almost too late. - Faith Baldwin

If religion is to be treated with intellectual respect, then it must stand the test of truth. - Ravi Zacharias

Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat? - Dave Turner

Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went. - John Updike

It is not your business to succeed, but to do right; when you have done so, the rest lies with God. - C S Lewis

Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran

I know God won't give me anything I can't handle. I just wish he didn't trust me so much. - Mother Teresa

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

It's hard for me to imagine why a church that has younger members wouldn't have a blog component. - Mark Batterson

God cannot give us a happiness and peace apart from Himself, because it is not there. There is no such thing. - C S Lewis

Mosquito: 1. A small insect designed by God to make us think better of flies; 2. The state bird of New Jersey. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Let nothing disturb thee,
Let nothing affright thee,
All things are passing,
God changeth never. - Teresa of Ávila

God never promises to remove us from our struggles. He does promise, however, to change the way we look at them. - Max Lucado

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

In hell there is no other punishment than to begin over and over again the tasks left unfinished in your lifetime. - Andre Gide

No bum that can't speak poifect English oughta stay in this country - oughta be de-exported the hell outta here! - Archie Bunker

Even if my strength should fail, my daring will win me praise: in might enterprises even the will to succeed is enough. - Propertius

Faith isn't about always having all the answers. Faith is about believing that God will always come through for you. - Unknown

When God decides who should live or die, he is immoral. When you decide who should live or die, it's your moral right. - Ravi Zacharias

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. - Galileo Galilei

It is a matter of whether one wants to get rich or be rich. We can be rich in Christ Jesus or perhaps get rich in Egypt, but we cannot do both. - Vance Havner

If a preacher is not first preaching to himself, better that he falls on the steps of the pulpit and breaks his neck than preaches that sermon. - John Calvin